The "What if" Game

[Unlucky_Furball]

what if the martians came  

[Code67095]

[Please answer the post ahead before you type your "What if"
I will fix the matter.
Please refrain from repeating the same mistake.]

Answering C-Robin's post::::

Screw them, do what you want and MAKE them understand.

Answering Diamond and Pearls post::::

Then I would kill them before they kill me.


Continuing::::::

What if I were smarter?

 

[aria_amina]

Then we'd have trouble keeping up with you.

What if cucumbers took over the planet like the monkeys in planet of the apes? (my roomie helped there)  

[artistic tempertantrum]

we would need salt, and a LOT of ranch dressing *grin*

hmm

what if you woke up as a mermaid one day?  

[Code67095]

I'd panick and die of the said attack in the spot.














What if write something so disturbing everyone will hate me for it?  

[aria_amina]

I don't think you could. We tend to like you.


What if I get a stalker?  

[bohemian babie]

Then I would put you into the federal protection program and give you the name Side-arm Slinging Samantha.


What if the world was flat?  

[aria_amina]

Then many people would fall off the edge.

What if music never existed?  

[Code67095]

We'd live a world of mime










What if I can think faster?  

[aria_amina]

Then you might be ADHD, thier minds are said to move faster.

What if you were attacked by a spatula ninja?  

[Crashypoo]

I'd flee in terror

What if you were allergic to water?  

[ShadowWish]

Then you would have to drink milk



What sleep wasn't needed anymore?  

[Crashypoo]

ShadowWish

Then you would have to drink milk



What sleep wasn't needed anymore?

Then I'd feel much better about not getting any.

What if these walls really could talk?  

[bohemian babie]

Then I would make friends with them, before they could tell my secrets... ninja




What if there were no Mondays?  

[Hungrynomad]

Then we would probably dread Tuesday's.








What if the cheese did stand alone?