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Once there was a bunny and it was the fuzziest bunny. The bunny never had a taco in it's whole life tho' and one day something magical happened to the fuzziest bunny...... The great God of the Sacred Taco showed itself to the bunny and saith unto it:
"O' fuzziest of bunnies! Use your jumping powers to bring Tacos to those of the world!"
But the bunny did not understand. "How would jumping bring tacos to the world?"
But the great God only turnned and left the bunny to wonder how it was to set about bringing tacos to the world so far left without tacos.
After much thinking the bunny decided to start at the most basic part of the mission: How to use jumping as a means of accomplishing a product.
"What kind of thing uses jumping to accomplish their mission?" thought the bunny to itself and just then a thought brighter than the brightest nova flashed in the bunnys mind. "Ninja! Ninja jump and they ALWAYS do what they set out to!"
And so the bunny set out to become a ninja. The bunny hopped and hopped and hopped but could find no master or group to train it in the way of the ninja. Then, only after months of dedicated searching, did the bunny find the ones who could help....the great Team Ninja.
Several years later the bunny would leave and forever be known as the representitive of Team Ninja.
Now the bunny had aged and wisdom had set like dust on a shelf but the bunny was still unclear as to how to actually bring tacos to the world. Finally the bunny was lopping around the UK when he saw a cliff. Upon the cliff was a man and the man was a MEXICAN!!! (dun dun dun)
The bunny knew what must be done. He got on the cliff nearest the man and with all the bunnies might the jumped to the beanner and just in time the man got a taco.....
......The bunny spent the rest of his life bringing tacos to the people of the world but the world was cursed and the bunny was forgotton.
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