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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:53 am
Ew, South Park porn. Thanks for curing my desire for manly lust for a while, that image kills such things.
I find it somewhat sketchy that the only info I'm turning up on Kimonos is sites selling them and a few random blogs. Perhaps it's the language barrier? I always thought they were common enough here to have an English site. neutral On a semi related note, I just found out you can buy condoms on Ebay. This strikes me as a terrible idea.
HO NOES I HAZ BUTTAIDZ AGIN!
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:00 am
rofl
What CAN'T you buy on ebay?
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:01 am
Good point. I guess I would've just never thought to even look on Ebay for condoms. Seems creepy.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:06 am
My phrasebook rocks SO HARD for teaching me how to say "Let's use a condom" in Japanese.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:08 am
Oh man. That's probably one of the more useful things a phrasebook could include too, at least compared to the usual ordering at restaurant babble they tend to have.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:13 am
It also has how to say you do drugs. Some lines to use during sex. Pick-up lines. Rejections. Things to listen for (Like if you go to the doctor, "You're pregnant")
And the same old ordering at a restaurant babble.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:14 am
rofl
"Harder baby, harder!" was definitely not in and German books I ever had.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:22 am
My phrasebook doesn't have that. emo
Sex
Kiss me.
I want you.
Let's go to bed.
Touch me here.
Do you like this?
I like that.
I don't like that.
I think we should stop now.
Do you have a (condom)?
Let's use a (condom).
I won't do it without protection.
Don't worry, I'll do it myself.
It's my first time.
It helps to have a sense of humour.
Oh my god!
That's great!
Easy tiger!
That was...
- amazing
- romantic
- wild
The problem is that what it has for "Oh my god!" is really "Great!" "That's Great!" is really "Wonderful!" and "Easy tiger!" is really "Please wait!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:35 am
It helps to have a sense of humour.
When you're explaining why you broke out laughing when he took his pants off.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:38 am
Exactly.
This phrasebook WINS.
Like something to listen for from the dentist... "Come back! I haven't finished!"
Or things to say to the hairdresser... "Shave it all off!", "I should never have let you near me!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:43 am
rofl
I'd love to use "don't worry, I'll do it myself" at the dentist. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:45 am
xd
daijoubu, jibun de yaru kara.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:49 am
My dentist better have learned Japanese by the next time I see him. scream Or better yet, the hygienist. I hate that b***h, she tells me every time that I have horrible, hideous, crooked and dirty teeth and that I'll need braces immediately.
Then the real dentist comes in for a second, takes a look, and tells me my teeth are lovely, well maintained and since I don't want braces for cosmetic reasons, I'll never need them.
Yeah, I could totally do a better job than her.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:52 am
Totally say it to her. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:55 am
I wrote it down so I don't lose it. biggrin
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