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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:47 pm
"What?" Santa said after he was shaken out of his daze. "Oh yeah yesterday. Well, I learned that there's this one girl that lives across the street from my dad's place and she's about my age. Oh my god she's got the nicest tits!" Santa exclaimed without realizing that he was talking to two girls and not his best friend. Suddenly a sharp pain seared through his brain. It almost felt as if a sword had been struck right into it. "AGGHHH!!!" Santa grabbed his head and leaned forward onto the table in pain.
Santa's Brain
Kairu shoved the katana straight into the cell causing it to puss and let out a bunch of purple colored ooze. The picture of a beautiful girl with big tits naked vanished from the surface of the cell as all this happened. Suddenly a large vibration sounded in the skull. This must have caused him pain. Then Kairu seemed to loose his balance which meant the head must've made a quick motion. He ripped the katana out of the cell and started moving around to find the next perversion
Outside World
Santa was still in major pain from whatever had just happened. One second he had been thinking of that girl naked and the next the image was gone and he couldn't do it again. He had no idea what the ******** was happening. It almost felt as if there was something inside his brain...
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:24 pm
"One moment you're telling us your perverted thoughts the next you're screaming in pain, are your perverted thoughts starting to give you a headache?" Sage said in a sarcastic tone.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:29 pm
She giggled slightly, "Sage, I think it was the hot dog, the food here can do it to you" she looked over at Rudolph with concern on her face, so much that it reached to her eyes "Are you alright Rudolph??"
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:32 pm
"Saaaaaanta" Sage said, poking him. "I didn't mean to be rude....well slightly but not quite! You okay....you got Maku concerned" She said nicely.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:34 pm
"Aghh. I don't know what that was but now I can't even think about her like I was. It's really weird like it doesn't you know work anymore. I can't use her as fapping material anymore you know? It's really weird. And it hurt while that was happening. God I don't know what the ******** is going on. Maybe that doctor yesterday did something to me. I don't know. Whatever it was it's gone now." Santa just brushed it off like it was nothing and started telling them about this girl that was wearing a thong in his 2nd hour. "Yeah it was red and I could see part of her a** every time she bent over cuz her pants were pulled down a bit. Courtesy of me that is. Don't ask how it's kind of a gift," he said with the utmost satisfaction.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:38 pm
She sighed. "pervert" she mumbled to herself. She kept thinking. "Oh You wanna hear this reeeeeally perverted joke I heard?" She said, recalling one she had during her first hour.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:43 pm
"Do you really need to ask me?" Santa said. He knew she didn't. Santa was notorious for making perverted jokes about everything. Usually about things someone had just said. A well placed bow-chicka-bow-wow could go a long way sometimes.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:50 pm
"no, not really" She said. "Okay well anyway the joke is this guy brought his girlfriend over to his house, but he slept on a bunkbed with his little brother underneath it, so they needed to be really quiet, so they developed a code. Tomato equaled harder and Lettuce equaled change position. So they climbed into the bunkbed while his brother was sleeping underneath. After a little while they were shouting lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato! Before too long the guys little brother was like 'Can you guys please stop making a sandwich up there? You're getting mayonaise all over my sheets!'" She finished the joke, she understood it and had laughed when she heard it the first time, but it kept getting less funny to her the more she heard it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:53 pm
"Man that's ******** kindergarten stuff," Santa said seeing if it would have any effect on her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:54 pm
"I think thats about one of the most perverted one I've yet heard honestly, I've heard it before" She looked over at sage before glancing back at Rudolph. Though she was slightly disgusted, she was still slightly concerned.well whatever she thought, stabbing her 'tofu' salad ...maybe its fish..... she smirked to herself at the thought
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:57 pm
She looked at Santa questingly. "I'm not gonna ask..." she said looking around. "sooooooo"
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:05 pm
"I've heard much worse jokes in kindergarten. Like have you heard the one about the four nuns that ones pretty bad. And then the triplets joke is hilarious. Oh and you can't forget the gun shop joke. Mmm...and the three girls in the bedrooms joke. And the 'baking a cake' joke. And yeah I heard a lot of those in kindergarten," he said with a huge grin on his face.
((I actually didn't know those jokes until fourth grade. Just adding even more perversion to myself. That's how awesome I am.))
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:06 pm
she stabbed at it again "Maybe it really is fish...." she looked up realizing she said it out loud.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:15 pm
"Tuna's a fish. And you know what tuna is a slang term for right? v****a!!!! Man I need one of those on my," Santa kept on talking but I don't really think anyone wants to know exactly what he said.
((If you do highlight after this. I highly advise you don't unless you are into reading really nasty things. And I mean nasty!!!))
I need one of those on my ten inch c**k. Just milking it of all the c**. Man that'd be the day right? The day I ******** a chick hard and make her orgasm all over the place. Oh just thinking about it makes me wanna go ******** whack off! GAWD!!!
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