Quoteables!

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Homestar Runner: *Fake, backwards sounding voice* Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear...*Clears throat, normal voice* I suggest you give it to someone who will.

Coach Z: I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!!  

[Eternal Nightmare]

Strongbad Man: Stiny! Get me a danish!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Eternal Nightmare

Strongbad Man: Stiny! Get me a danish!

STINY! We have a visitor from an alternate universe!  

[Eternal Nightmare]

Strong Sad: "Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face. This part doesn't represent anything... I just always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z."  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Strong Mad: DON"T BOTHER!!!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Bubs:

There was this one time when I hooked up my lawnmower to my nintendro! And after that, I got the high score everytime!!  

[yzz_90]

Matt the masterofshadows

Bubs:

There was this one time when I hooked up my lawnmower to my nintendro! And after that, I got the high score everytime!!

What's that one from? biggrin
SB: Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli...lelia. They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand. So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.
Narrator: Accepting the award for Pom Pom is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom.
The Poopsmith (? Presumably) Ohhh, yeah!  

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Orizion

Matt the masterofshadows

Bubs:

There was this one time when I hooked up my lawnmower to my nintendro! And after that, I got the high score everytime!!

What's that one from? biggrin
SB: Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli...lelia. They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand. So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.
Narrator: Accepting the award for Pom Pom is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom.
The Poopsmith (? Presumably) Ohhh, yeah!

That one is from the Pulse interview. Matt says he's a nintendo fan and then does that. So technically, It's Matt Chapman, with his Bubs voice.  

[Jack_Skellington182]

Thats Extracericulariffic ~ Strong Bad  

[saviorofthedark]

homestar: dang this thing is like the never ending soda *singing* never ending sodaaa hahahahaha  

[yzz_90]

NEW SBEMAIL!!!

SB: Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around.

later- No mortal would dare loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy! Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off, so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing." Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.

Not said, but quite funny. Click on the new "No loafing" design when it does the colour roulette.
50% fewer deaths than Russian variety
Pant one, Pant two!!
Twice as many deaths as Garden Variety

Also, new Game and a new teen girl squad!  

[Zeh Rickster]

Orizion

NEW SBEMAIL!!!

SB: Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around.

later- No mortal would dare loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy! Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off, so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing." Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.

Not said, but quite funny. Click on the new "No loafing" design when it does the colour roulette.
50% fewer deaths than Russian variety
Pant one, Pant two!!
Twice as many deaths as Garden Variety

Also, new Game and a new teen girl squad!

I completed the game cool
It's fun xD  

[Mushine]

Stinkoman~ "Dot Dot Dot."  

[zawazawaii]

Mar-zi-PAN, MAR-ZI-PAN! What do you wanna make, You wanna make some WOOD-DAVERS with me?! I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said PINE CONES! PINE CONES! Gonna be successful!

 

[Matt the masterofshadows]

Chachamaru-kun

Mar-zi-PAN, MAR-ZI-PAN! What do you wanna make, You wanna make some WOOD-DAVERS with me?! I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said PINE CONES! PINE CONES! Gonna be successful!

Gonna be fenominally sucsessful! Sell 'em at the corner store, sell 'em at the five n' dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train! Get on the wooddaver train! It's takin' off it's a new century!!