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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:38 pm
Welp, his sudden partner was victorious over her hellish santa spawn.
He would get this done.
HP: 20 DMG --
 It's squeaks strike terror in it's foes. HP: 6/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:42 pm
IT WAS VERY TINY AND HE WAS HAVING A VERY HARD TIME HITTING IT. OKAY?
OKAY.
HP: 18 DMG --
 It's squeaks strike terror in it's foes. HP: 6/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:44 pm
He may have made an ungodly little sound as he attempted to hit it again, being rewarded with a little satisfied thunk on it's head.
HP: 16 DMG 1
 -noises-. HP: 5/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 2
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:46 pm
Dorian was ready to kick it to kingdom come.
HP: 14 DMG -
 I hope you realize he's probably flailing like a young man with fleas. HP: 5/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:48 pm
So he did.
And, he was rewarded with the sound of foot connecting fleshy little bits, watching it get rocketed a fair bit away from him.
Success.
HP: 12 DMG 3
 GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL. HP: 2/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:50 pm
The hard part about punting something in to the atmosphere was finding the little ******** again.
HP: 10 DMG -
 AND IT'S GOOD. HP: 2/10
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Wandered rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:51 pm
Catching up to it again, he pretty much took a running kick toward it once more, feeling it connect one more time with his foot, literally gasping in and out from his frustration and attempts at stopping it from chewing his ankles, and pants, and sweater and what have you.
Taking deep breaths, he looked to the pink girl again and gave her a tired thumbs up.
"Et Voilà ."
HP: 8 DMG 4
 Are you shitting me, Dory? HP: DEAD./10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:37 pm
Alaska is never going to kill this pet was she.

Perhaps this is what you get for trying to kill something with a basketball. She narrowed her eyes at the cat before somewhat lightly throwing the piece of sports equipment at it.
HP: 26 Damage: 1 HP: 9/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 2
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:39 pm
She thought basketballs could deal a bit more damage, but alas she was wrong. Looking just a bit more determined, Alaska picked up the ball and tossed it again.

HP: 24 Damage: 2 HP: 7/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:41 pm
She knew cats had claws, but damn. Those claws hurt more than they appeared.

Alaska mumbled to herself. Just for kicks, she chose to dribble the ball a few times before throwing it once more.
HP: 22 Damage: 2 HP: 5/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:44 pm
She never realized pets could be this sturdy. The cat had taken a few hits and it still seemed to be alive and kicking. Sure, it wasn't as lively, but still....

...had it always had a mini volleyball?
'_'
Looking rather miffed, Alaska aggressively threw the ball into its stomach. Heh.
HP: 20 Damage: 5 HP: 0/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:12 pm
He shrugged at Misty and kept smiling, unbothered by the obvious judging. Another shrug as he playfully saluted her. "Aye aye, ma'am," he drawled before reaching for his Rubiks cube and promptly tossed it at the closest creature he saw. It was kind of a cool creature. Maybe he could find another one like it and keep it as a pet?
Unfortunately, the cube promptly burst into little pieces. Uh...
Guess he was going to just kick the runt from now on.
I've lost the will to write proper RP posts help I'm so sorry Wilson

HP: 28 Damage: 5 HP: 5/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:21 pm
Unfortunately, kicking was not as effective as throwing Rubiks cubes.

HP: 26 Damage: 1 HP: 4/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:23 pm
Okay wow those horns were more painful than they appeared to be. Owowowow.

HP: 24 Damage: 0 HP: 4/10
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Syusaki rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:26 pm
Wilson plz get urself together

HP: 22 Damage: 0 HP: 4/10
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