The Never-Ending Cheat Code: OoT

[The Fruity Magician]

brawlmaster12344

the ghost tunic! you did it!

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
because this is supposed to be the never ending cheat code

....not, 'cause the ghost tunic vanished from sight, thus you...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

try to find out who took it. It turns out that Blind the Thief (heads up to all the SNES junkies out there) has appeared and decided to wreak havoc by stealing the ghost tunic, along with two other sacred items of power. These items are...  

[brawlmaster12344]

the Rock of happiness and the Drag Queen's Wig. you must ask Impa about them, and she will say...  

[LoZAddict]

..eh, quit bothering me, take this invincibility boot and get out of here.  

[brawlmaster12344]

but the skull kid knocks you down and steals the boots. to get the boots back you must kill 472 tektites. and you must kill that exact number or else you have to start over. after you kill 472 tektites, you must...  

[LoZAddict]

travel to The Moon, the Skull Kid's favorite club, where it is rumored...

(it was boot, singular, only one)  

[brawlmaster12344]

that the Almighty Armor is hidden away in a club. you must sneak into the club and then...  

[LoZAddict]

Seduce the Barmaid so that you can...  

[brawlmaster12344]

win a 1 year supply of calander, then...  

[Intruskin]

....hold the Barmaid hostige until.......  

[LoZAddict]

your mother decided to give you your allowance...  

[brawlmaster12344]

that you spend on...  

[The Fruity Magician]

...the Almighty Armor which turned out to be useless, so...