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You Know You're Addicted to AIM When

Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome

You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...

You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names

You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing

You can now type over 70 wpm

You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.

You won't work at a company that blocks AIM

You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people

You have a few screen names, some of them secret.

You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.

Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it.

You know what %n means

You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.

You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.

You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.

You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.

You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.

You Know You RP Too Much When...
You spend the weekends online.

You finally break yourself from the computer to get a job...Just to buy Anime and video games.

You screw the working part and just leech off from your parents.

...And you're 21 and still living in their house.

You find yourself day-dreaming battles and epics.

You constantly have an RP romance.

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You're a chronic user of showing symbols to relay emotions. [ biggrin ]

You drool over an anime character's monstrously large eyes.

You refer to reality as "the outside."

Worse yet - you refer to it as the Matrix.

You can only speak your mind using text.

Your handwriting is complete s**t.

You can type 120 words per minute.

...And you're lucky to even have 10% accuracy.

You're a mage and have found yourself searching wiccan sites for cool "real" spells to make you the s**t inside of the chat.

You pick on newbies and call them "child."

You squander your money on subbed anime tapes. Screw the need for food!

You get by on the comfort that someday your online hottie and you will meet.

You cry during GundamWing.

After spending a weekend offline you come back and make a vow to never again leave when you miss out on all the "adventures."

You consider yourself to have a life.

You look up to Goku as a role model.

You look down on Vejita for being an a**, then inwardly remark about what an a** he has.

You can speak Japanese. And boast that quite loudly.

You're a twelve year old girl and can not only write, speak and understand Japanese, but you're also failing every course in school for spending so much time and effort on memorization.

You believe that the Sailor Scouts actually rule each of the planets and are somehow the intricate masters to the universe.

You probably can't use "you're" and "they're" correctly 9 times outta 10.

You're heralded more as a somebody on the internet and inside of a chat than you are inside of your own family.

You create your own family.

You're married at 12 to a Majin Vejita who's 18 and horny.

You love him despite the fact he flirts openly with that Usagi and stares at Faye.

You draw yourself often.

You create stories revolving around your character.

....You post them up on the internet and expect everybody to give a damn.

You have a permanent butt mark within the seat of your chair.

You're either a chibi or dark and attempting to be mysterious. There is no between.

When taking real life matters and using side remarks inside of a dire situation of a drama, you do eveything with a (( )) .

You think that J-Pop music is the s**t.

You actually talk in the third person too much and use brackets to relay what in the hell you're doing.

...You were teased for using "you" and "me" and jeered as not RPing right.

You're so much of a pervert that you skip watching porno and instead stock up on hentai.

...And you're a female.

You have more friends online than you do "in real life."

You vehemently stick up for an Anime / Video game love, and act like you totally understand where he's coming from and all that jazz.

Lisa:"Excuse me, where am I?"

Guard: "I'm sorry, the location of this location is classified"

~The Simpsons~

MagicRed (5:44:31 PM): wow your a real charmer XD
MagicRed (5:44:51 PM): first impression barbacue the girl
PyrokineticDemon (5:44:57 PM): hehehe
PyrokineticDemon (5:45:01 PM): i try my best
MagicRed (5:45:06 PM): XD
MagicRed (5:58:11 PM): i can see a mob saying that "barbacue the girl!!!!! make her taste like chicken."

~Convo on aim~

O.o; Uhh...Okay...

The Expected Life-Span Of An Underwater Welder: 3 years
The Expected Life-Span Of A Door-Gunner In WWII: 35 seconds.
The Expected Life-Span Of A Bull Rider: 10 Months if they're really good, 8 seconds if they're bad.

~My sis.

Tucker: "What are they doing?"

Church: "What?"

Tucker: "I said, what are they doing?"

Church: "GOD DAMNIT! I'M GETTING SO SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING THAT QUESTION!"

Tucker: "Well you're the one with the sniper rifle, i can't se s**t. I'm not gonna just sit her and play with myse-"

Church: "Listen, They're just standing ther, talking. Thats all they ever do is just stand there and talk. That's all they were doing last week, thats all they were doing twnty minutes ago, so in 5 minutes when you ask me. "What are they doing?" They're still going to be just talking, and they're still going to be just standing there."

(Pause)

Tucker: "What are they talking about?"

Church: "You know what? I really, ******** hate you."

~Red Vs Blue~

"We stand alone together."

~Easy Company~