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 Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 7:14 am
Al returned victorious and flashing a brilliant smile. He finally got to drink and no one was telling him no~ Quite the contrary.
Al carefully opened the bottle and began pouring himself a glass with a giddy hum.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:04 am
Sigh.
Gnat groped around until she found someone else's glass of alcohol, and started sipping.
"I don' need a ring t' tell the troof, yennow," she interjected suddenly after several long sips.
"One time, when I wa' five, I took Tuck's tricycler - thas a funny word - acause mines wa' too pink, an an like," she continued, "I parked it behind th' neighbor's car an' forgot about it, an' when he ran over it and got real mad, I told mom it were Tuck an' not me."
"He was grounded for a month," she whispered, giggling.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:26 am
"This other time, like."
"I dared Tuck to eat a frog."
"He frowed up everywhere."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:32 am
"He used t'wet his bed," she continued, she was on a roll, " and tried to hide the sheets and then blamed it on the dog."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:55 am
Evan had checked his phone after he had given up on sleep only to find that someone had offered free booze a few hours ago. Hoping against hope that some of it might still be there, Evan tossed on some clothes and headed upstairs. It looked like he had missed what had probably been one hell of a party, but fortunately there appeared to be some almost-full bottles left. He had intended to just grab one and sneak out, but he came in just as Tuck's sister--who was, unfortunately, tangled on the floor with someone a little too passed out to appreciate it--was starting story time.
Excellent. Evan decided that he needed to be better friends with Tuck's sister, ASAP. "Aw, don't stop now," he said after she recounted Tuck's accidents, his grin a mile wide. "I'm sure you've got plenty more stories locked in that pretty little head." Even better: Tuck wasn't here to stop her.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:01 am
And now she had an audience.
She motioned Evan closer, using Jerry's head as a drink coaster.
"When Tuck an' I went t' middle school, yessee, he had like," she sniggered, "his first girlfriend." She cackled, and spilt a little alcohol into the passed-out hunter's hair.
"Whoops," she muttered, blotting it with her scarf haphazardly and sort of spreading it around.
"Anyway, so like, one day afore' the bus I put some of mom's special milk in his cereal." Milk of magnesia, she recalled the label dimly. Who had known such an innocent blue bottle could instill such hilarious effects?
She whispered the next line conspiratorily. "It weren't long before he went on down to brown town." To clarify, she added, "He pooped all over his bus seat."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:21 am
Evan pulled up some floor next to Gnat and the hunter who was using her as a teddy bear, already grinning in anticipation of what was sure to be another enlightening tale from Tuck's past. He snickered as she spilled her drink, and it turned into a full out chortle as Gnat finished her story. His shoulders shook as he tried to hold it in, trying to be mindful of the other pockets of people that were scattered around the room, but he just kind of failed. "Damn," he said between bursts of laughter, "remind me not to get on your bad side."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:22 am
Gnat grinned sort of mischievously.
"S'problem, really. I only gots one side."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:26 am
"Aw, I'm sure it's not all bad." Then again, judging by who she was tangled up with...
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:30 am
"I'm b-b-b-b-b-bad," she declared.
"Bwa naaa na naaah."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:34 am
"You can't be any worse than this guy," Evan replied, gesturing at the passed out hunter. Tits are only pillows after the fact, man, come on. #priorities #judgingyou
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:37 am
Gnat looked down.
"True."
She idly tapped the side of his head with her glass.
"T'be fair, he started out okay."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:38 am
"I'm sure there's a joke to be made here about stamina but he's a little too passed out right now to appreciate it."
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:44 am
"Oh, you shoulda been here earlier."
Swirl glass, casually sip.
"I think his ole girlfrien' was here. She was talkin' bout minutes." She held up two fingers solemnly.
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medigel rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:23 am
This time Stormy waited until the "party" had become mostly drunk. And then she tried to sneak in and see if she could find a bottle somehow to take with her before anyone noticed.
Unfortunately she rolled a really shitty sneak.
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