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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:01 am
Granted..but now that Kyo has killed me I'll haunt and scare you instead domokun
I wish unicorns were real so I could joust with them 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:05 am
Granted, but turns out that unicorns are actually evil corn shaped tomatoes. (O_o)
I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:07 am
Granted...but now you will forever feel full to the point that you want to pop....and you have to eat those creepy corn shaped tomatoes o.o;;
I wish I had some cashews heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:54 am
Granted, but as you are eating you're 3rd nut... you break out in a rare case of HUPPERALIDERMATITISINFLUEMEA GRADE 3.0 and you die from it.
I wish my cell phone didn't break in two pieces yesterday. I have no phone now... just computer.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:56 am
Granted...but you become such a lonely person that you never have anyone to call with your "newly fixed" cell.
I wish I didn't have to straighten my hair everyday.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:59 am
[Don't we all ^^]
Granted, you shave you're head bald by accident in you're sleep.
I wish my pay as you go phone was ready to activate already. ;-;
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:04 pm
Granted..but once it gets activated it falls into the street and gets run over by a car.
I wish I lived in the Suju house...because they are crazy and seem fun heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:27 pm
Granted.... but they rape you in you're sleep.
I wish I had something cool to do on the 4th
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:33 pm
Granted. You are given "bootleg" fireworks that blow up in your face and burn your eyebrows off domokun .
I wish suju DID rape me eek .
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:40 pm
Granted, but he had AIDS and now you have AIDS too and no one wants to come near you anymore.
I wish AIDS was no more. Poor people that have it. ;~;
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:46 pm
Granted...but then another strain of a freaky virus takes over where AIDS left off and kills us all domokun
I wish I had water wings with pictures of fish and sunsets over oshare kei village in the heart of the planet candy heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:07 pm
granted, but your wings were made of wax and they melted when you flew too close to the sun. You landed in Kyo's unhingeable jaws.
i wish L'arc en ciel would come back to Otakon.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:32 pm
Granted. but you weren't able to make it to Otakon to see them anyways.
(my wings are water wings little floats o.o;;...not ones for flying blaugh )
I wish....I could get this stupid song out of my head gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:29 am
Granted...but then you had nothing else in your head... I wish that the sve clicky-thing would work...(● ´ ε `。●)
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:03 pm
Granted, but the link was wrong and you got Barney pr0n on your computer gonk .
I wish people would explore the ocean floor instead of moving onto just exploring mars stare
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