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 Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:17 pm
QUOTES from the Villanous Tea-Party:
"I'm English, we never go outside!" -Alice
Voldemort: What are you doing??
Mad Hatter: Nothing. Having tea.
Voldemort: What's everyone else doing?
Mad Hatter: Nothing. Standing around talking and going places to do nothing. That's why we figured we'd sit down and do nothing, much less stressful, and have a cup of tea in the meantime.
Voldemort: Very sensible.
Mad Hatter: Then we were thinking of maybe a bit of a siesta.
Voldemort: Ah, a siesta! When I rule the world, that will be the most used word!
March Hare (Unnerved): Er... what's the matter? You haven't touched your tea, sir.
Dementor: *glances at the hare, then the tea, then back*
March Hare: *shiver* I know what you need! More sugar!! *dumps three or four packets into the small portion of tea and shoves it into the dementor's face*
Dementor: ... *confused*
March Hare: Hello, your Witchiness!
Ice Witch: Hello... I say, you're a prime specimen of hare.
March Hare: So I'm told!
Ice Witch: Yes. He'd make a handsome statue, don't you think?
Cowardly Lion: *shakes his head and goes back to shrinking from the table of villans*
March Hare: Well, I should say I would.
Ice Witch: Yes, yes. When I take over, you'll be in front of my palace.
March Hare: MARVELLOUS! To say hello to all your guests? I do enjoy that sort of thing.
Ice Witch: Well, yes, in a sense. A very... specific sense.
March Hare: What kind of sense? Common sense?
Cowardly Lion: Nonsense.
March Hare: Of course! NONSENSE! Will I get to say hello AND goodbye?
Ice Witch: Yes, I think so. We'll have to play with it, but I think you'll both say, "Hello and Welcome" as well as "Leave," if you know what I mean.
March Hare: Oh, and I do! OH! May I also say, "Howd'y'do?"
~Awkward Silence~
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:30 pm
Yeah, that was one heck of a party!
"Now I'm sleeping
In my bed
When silly thoughts
Go through my head
About the bugs
And alphabet
And tommorow
I will bet
That we'll walk together again.
I can tell that we are gonna be friends."
-The White Stripes
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:41 pm
Sampson: 'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant.
When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel
with the maids:I will cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids,or their
maidenheads. Take it in what sense thou wilt.
Two Capulets in Romeo and Juliet
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 7:38 am
"Moving in the general forward direction is a good concept if you ever intend to get anywhere."
~Me~
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 10:34 am
Fighter: Black mage is always trying to help people....the problem is, they never undertand his unique brand of help o they uually end up yelling...or creaming....or burning.
~8-bit theatre~
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:23 pm
"If I had reasons for half the things I did, I'd be crazy!"
-Fighter
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:02 am
BM:"So why is it we're going through the Giant's Forest?"
Fighter:"Because beyond it is the cave of no return."
BM:"Riiiiiight. And we would ever want to go there because?...."
Fighter:"Dude. Weren't you paying attention to the old man who just tipped us off?"
BM:"Just indulge me."
Fighter:"Within the cave ofno return lies the Armor of Invincibilty. Duh."
BM:"Wait. If it's a Cave of No Return, how does anyone know what's inside it?"
...Silence...
Fighter:"Where would you suggest they put a suit of mystical Armor of Invincibility?"
BM:" Okay, Chuckles. From now on, I pick the adventures."
Fighter:"Phooey."
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:21 am
"Ah, woe is the person who is lacking in a brain to think of great quotes."
--- Me. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 7:46 am
"Commense operation meat Shield... Remember, Even if your bones are broken that doesn't mean your body won't stop bullets from hitting me."
~Sarge (Red Vs. Blue)~
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:25 am
"One never knows, does one, anything is possible."
- Unknown
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:31 am
"Sometimes I like lookin at life from a different angle,
I don't know if im gods child or satans angel."
-50 Cent
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:35 am
"The same Justsu won't work on me twice..."
-Kakashi-sensei
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:37 am
"Today I got lost on the road of life..."
-Kakshi-sensei
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:39 am
"Because your my friend. And that's why I won't let you go to Orochimaru, even if i have to break every bone in you body!"
-Naruto while fighting Sasuke
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:14 pm
Thokgar: Beware mighty dragon I am Thokgar and I have come to.... *pauses to roll die* ...end your reign of terror I rolled a twenty.
Dragon: So....you kill me?
Thokgar: Yep.
Dragon: But I'm a ******** dragon.
Thokgar: But I rolled a twenty....doesn't sem quite right, does it?
Dragon: No it doesn't.
Thokgar: Thokgar's lucky dice triumph again! *stabs dragon in the head*
Dragon: Horseshit
~ctrlaltdel
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