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 Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:24 pm
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
~Groucho Marx
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:20 pm
Dream like your going to live forever. Live like your going to die tommorow. Dance like nobody's watching. Love like it's never going to hurt. --- I dun remember, but I like it.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:32 pm
"that which defeats a monster is always a man"
~Alucard
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:04 pm
Me: *hides under the lunch table* Ms. Cole comin' around with that box again!
Julian: Damnit! Who the hell is she going to pick today? I don't FEEL like washing her damn car!
Me: *watches as Julian is picked* *thinking- Times like this I'm glad to be small...Oooh, a dime!*
~After Julian comes back in~
Me: I swear, she crazy. For someone who took 4 years of bible study, she sure is cruel...
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:11 pm
Rei: *talking about my parrot* It maimed your arm. Then you fed it to appease its wrath...
Me: I think it raped your virgin brain... oh no... now it's bleeding. BRAIN HEMORAGE! BRAIN HEMORAGE!
-Conversation on the phone yesterday.... and now you know why I don't like using the phone.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:40 am
Magic: the gathering- Me and Harry vs Jon diel and Greg (greg is already dead jon is at 8 )
"I Volcanic Hammer you for three then lava spike you for three and now its hary's turn, he untaps and taps those two to deal 2 more damage to you you're dead I WIN!"
~Dameon Ember~
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:46 pm
WM: What kind of horrible could do that to poor defenseless old people?
BM: .....I have no idea.....why, it would take some kind of meglomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in weilding the tapestry of creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power....my god the power! it's the only time I feel aliiiiive!!!
~8-bit theatre
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:54 pm
Ali: *Pulls her shirt up and wraps it around the middle of her bra to make a midriff and runs around on the stands*
Me: What the ******** were they thinking when they let us out here?
Ali: *Runs up* Sign my boob! Sign my boob!
Me: ... *signs*... *stares at football stands* ... *Writes "69"*
Random dude: Who wants to sign my a**?
-Us during "students day" today out on the football field.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:02 pm
WM: Name one non-destructive use for your magic.
BM: Ha thats easy. Give me a scenario.
WM: Ok. An orphanage is on fire what do you-
BM: Use fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off and then pick off any survivors with bolt-2 set to wide dispersal.
WM: You are a horrible monster.
BM: Stupid kids would never see it comin' either. Suckers!
~8-bit theatre
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 7:03 pm
-"Aren't we all dripping..on the inside?" (Ele)
-"Why would I feed the thing that's maiming me?!" (Me)
-"It's not moo--it's MOOOOOOO!" (Lulu and I)
-"Extra mayo. Moooore. More. More."(Jen) , "Is this enough?" (Lady at Subway) "NO! MOOOORE!" (Jen) "Jen..that's disgusting." (Rei and I)
-"Skump" (Mlle. Curtis)
-"It's 8 of clock!" (Cobb)
-"Did you see her face when he told her she needed a new griddle?" (Katie) "It's girdle." (Rest of class) "Oh, when she needed a new griddle." (Katie) "Damn it, I give up." (Our group)
-"Pants!" (French class)
-"It's a mommy jacket." (Rei and I)
-"Q_Q I remember all of our good times---" (Rei) "Look! I have a p***s!" (Me) "-_- That's just great." (Rei)
-"There were these mexicans in the bushes! O_O And they were pointing at the sky going 'FWAH FWAH FWAH'" (Katie)
-"Pants wants a 100 year-old cat." (Rei)
-" Embrace" (Tyler)
-Memories from this year... dammit now I'm all sad! ninja It wont last, those of you who have seen me over the summer know I break down and no longer have a working brain :3 I just turn into a worthless blob in front of the computer... ah... how I miss it right now.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:35 am
Deal: "I play (Artifact)."
Me:" Hmmm... I counter it."
Jon:" YES!" *hugs me and squishes my arm into my chair*
Me:" Owww... That's my mana tappin' arm!"
-Jon, Me, Greg, And Deal playin' magic
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:05 pm
Eon... noe... o.o;... boner?
-Me looking at the words I missed on a Text Twist game with my mom
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:50 am
Me: "Lets get out of here... away from the weirdness..."
Skree:"Awwww...but i was lining up my shot."
~afterschool adventures~
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:06 pm
I wanted to see if I could get that nickel down the front of susie's shirt......
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:52 pm
Ethan: I want to play Fable.
Lucas: Well you can go out and buy us a second tv then, but I'm playing on this one right now.
Ethan: *walks away and returns with a chainsaw*
Lucas: Hehe, I hate to break it to you Ethan, but cutting our TV in half is not going to solve our problem.
Ethan: I love that TV. Who said anything about cutting it in half
Lucas: then what......oh.
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