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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:20 am
Jordan was still a little dizzy from the whack to the head. But he was pretty sure he'd seen someone else get trapped by the dastardly hole in the snow. The obstacle must be bent on helping ruin Christmas. He'd really like to melt it ... Oh yeah, fellow sufferer. "You too, huh?" he said to Harrison. ... the guy was pretty cute, actually no seriously augh why was he thinking this he didn't even know him. It was like something was deliberately sending his brain off track.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:21 pm
"Yeah, watch that first step, I guess," Harrison grinned, and finished tying off the sword.
"Kinda like a trench down here. Bet we could start making some snowballs. Fight...well, not fire, uh..." Harrison rubbed the back of his head, and feeling something caught in the his very short hair, rescued it and held it aloft to get a better look.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:26 pm
"It's a doozy," Jordan agreed. Neither of them had ranged weapons, so snowballs might be a good i ... de ... a ... Jordan stared at the bit of plant for a moment. ... Oh, what the hell. He gave in to the impulse, took two steps over, and leaned in for a kiss, hoping in some distant part of his mind that he wasn't about to get punched.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:33 pm
"Hey!" Harrison said still focused on the debris that had landed on him,"this is- ..." he looked back at his trench buddy, who was suddenly a whole lot closer.
Harrison laughed and leaned in the extra inch, planting a warm, friendly kiss on Jordan's lips.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:34 pm
... awesome.Ferros was laughing. Jordan didn't care.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:45 pm
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!!" Bix took the initiative as soon as Gale hit him with a snowball and he flung one back. And then he flung one at Before. And then he flung two... at the two dudes kissing. "KISSING DUDES!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:49 pm
"KISSING DUDES!"
Wat.
Candace had been about to try and hit the Santanator again when Bix yelled something that made her stop. She only knew one 'dude' that would kiss other men. Was it..? She looked around until she spotted them. Harrison and...Jordan!?
...Well then.
But hey! Hey! Harrison! Yay Harrison!
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:50 pm
Robert had been sitting on his knees, making oooom sounds in front of Santanator, still so proud of how it raged and how Clarice defended it, when some guy screamed KISSING DUDES. Gross, who dare defile the manliness of the Santanator by being gay around it-
OH GODDAMNIT.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:57 pm
Otto is busy holding hands with a chic his own age ktnxbye
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:01 pm
Jerry blinked before peeking up over the edge of his snow-mound, brows raised. "Wait, what?"
And then he saw two heads poking out of the snow.
Familiar heads.
WHAT WAS HAPPENING???
Christmas, apparently.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:18 pm
It was a short kiss, if nice - the snowball that crashed into his ear reminded Jordan that there was an audience here. He pulled back; by the feel of it, he was blushing really badly, but oh well, who cared, really. He gave the blond man a sheepish, friendly smile. Well, that had been a hell of an introduction, and hey, so much for being closeted? Oops. He stooped to grab a handful of snow and toss it awkwardly, left-handed, back at Bix. "Get your own," he shouted back, laughing.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:21 pm
Robert dug a deep hole in the snow, and then put his entire head in it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:45 pm
It was about that time that Caelius had moved on from his finished masterpiece to realize that somewhere between starting the snow sculpture and that b***h Aria and that other b***h H ruining Christmas forever that he had lost his Christmas lights somewhere in the mess.
Oh no, there they were, next to some strange ruined mess of a snow mound. He picked them up, just managing to somewhat effortlessly avoid several lasers in his general direction, picked up the end of the lights, and frowned, wiping the snow off the lights before giving them a tug. They were really stuck.
They weren't just stuck, there were trainees littered all over the general directional path of the lights, some of them standing on where they most likely extended to. Standing on. His. Christmas lights.
"Trainees," he began in all seriousness, "Have you stopped to consider for a moment that not only are you stepping on something important, your entire battling approach is at the most poor and ineffective..." This speech continued on for a bit, though the usual glare seemed not as effective under the shelter of his Santa hat.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:52 pm
Something tugged under Candace's foot and she looked away from her friend and...Jordan? Really? That was a surprise. What the hell was Caelius doing now? ...He...was still making his sculpture?! Candace just stared at him as he went on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on....and on... Jesus christ. "Caelius it's going to destroy your sculpture if it isn't stopped." Candace finally interjected, eyes wide. THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE, CAELIUS. HORRIBLE.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:55 pm
Sure, there were people attacking Santantor 3000 and then there were people defending it, but did anyone ever consider Santanator 3000's own feelings? Maybe it just wanted to go home. Maybe it didn't want any of this. Maybe, just maybe, all it wanted was a kitten for Christmas.
Unfortunately noone would ever know, as the reanimated snow sculpture stopped firing and simply stood very still. All of its runes began to glow an ominous deeper red, and in the center of its body, a larger red timer started to tick down from five minutes.
"Self destruct sequence activated in ETA 5:00." Confirmed Santantor 3000 in a very cheerful female sort of robotic voice. "Have a nice day."
FINAL BOSS ROUND 3 SANTANATOR 3000: HP 78/250RULES:- SANTANATOR 3000 IS GOING TO BLOW. DESTROY IT BEFORE IT DOES- exclaim If you are targeting an ally, be sure to quote them. This includes using an ability or just communicating! - You can only attack once this round. You can have unlimited reaction posts however! - At the bottom of your post, please post your character's total HP value, the damage done, and your target's HP so far. Your HP values CARRY OVER from the last boss fights, so you have what your HP is unless healed by another player! - There are no GM effects posted so just go all out and DESTROY SANTANATOR 3000, however if you are stuck in a hole or unconscious/ 0 HP you cannot attack. - Good luck and save Christmas.
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