General Off-topic Chatter

[Ehtelion]

Gothmog Balrog

Ehtelion

Pfft. You should talk. When have you ever killed anybody without your own posse helping you out? rolleyes The one time you were on your own, I pwned you with my arms hanging limply at my sides!

Even if I did die, how pathetic is that?

The fact that you tripped me kind of nullifies your "prowess". Plus, I was tired. Wreaking havoc day and night wears you out, you know.

I didn't trip you! I stabbed you with my helmet.

You put a giant spike on your head, stab someone with it, and tell me that didn't take some prowess. stare b***h. I totally pwned you. Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!  

[Gothmog Balrog]

Ehtelion

Gothmog Balrog

Ehtelion

Pfft. You should talk. When have you ever killed anybody without your own posse helping you out? rolleyes The one time you were on your own, I pwned you with my arms hanging limply at my sides!

Even if I did die, how pathetic is that?

The fact that you tripped me kind of nullifies your "prowess". Plus, I was tired. Wreaking havoc day and night wears you out, you know.

I didn't trip you! I stabbed you with my helmet.

You put a giant spike on your head, stab someone with it, and tell me that didn't take some prowess. stare b***h. I totally pwned you. Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!

Who was that, pray tell?

OK, fine. You tripped, your spike stabbed me, and we both fell into the fountain and drownded. NO prowess.

By the way, that spike was fugly.  

[King. Of. Bling.]

My hair is shiny and silky soft, my shiny rocks are shinier and more famous and coveted than anything you've ever DREAMED of making, and one day I will leave Mandos and on that day I will laugh at you. Oh wait. I'm laughing at you now, because my spawn will plague you until the end of days. >]

Ehtelion

Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!

Hey! Oh, wait...yes, I agree.  

[Sauron Annatar]

King. Of. Bling.

My real whereabouts are secretz.

That is what you think. By the way, one of your sons is missing.  

[King. Of. Bling.]

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That is what you think. By the way, one of your sons is missing.

I don't see any missing sons.  

[Gothmog Balrog]

King. Of. Bling.

My hair is shiny and silky soft, my shiny rocks are shinier and more famous and coveted than anything you've ever DREAMED of making, and one day I will leave Mandos and on that day I will laugh at you. Oh wait. I'm laughing at you now, because my spawn will plague you until the end of days. >]

Ehtelion

Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!

Hey! Oh, wait...yes, I agree.

I'm laughing at you now.  

[Sauron Annatar]

King. Of. Bling.

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That is what you think. By the way, one of your sons is missing.

I don't see any missing sons.

Exactly, nitwit.

You won't find him though. Poor little songbird. twisted  

[Ehtelion]

Gothmog Balrog

By the way, that spike was fugly.

It was artistic! stare

Gothmog Balrog

King. Of. Bling.

My hair is shiny and silky soft, my shiny rocks are shinier and more famous and coveted than anything you've ever DREAMED of making, and one day I will leave Mandos and on that day I will laugh at you. Oh wait. I'm laughing at you now, because my spawn will plague you until the end of days. >]

Ehtelion

Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!

Hey! Oh, wait...yes, I agree.

I'm laughing at you now.

... -is as well- confused  

[King. Of. Bling.]

Sauron Annatar

King. Of. Bling.

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That is what you think. By the way, one of your sons is missing.

I don't see any missing sons.

Exactly, nitwit.

You won't find him though. Poor little songbird. twisted

Maglor?!?! D:!!!! D<  

[Gothmog Balrog]

Ehtelion

Gothmog Balrog

By the way, that spike was fugly.

It was artistic! stare

Yeah. Whatever.

Ehtelion

Gothmog Balrog

King. Of. Bling.

My hair is shiny and silky soft, my shiny rocks are shinier and more famous and coveted than anything you've ever DREAMED of making, and one day I will leave Mandos and on that day I will laugh at you. Oh wait. I'm laughing at you now, because my spawn will plague you until the end of days. >]

Ehtelion

Even the b*****d that doomed us all to a life of misery and heartache agrees!

Hey! Oh, wait...yes, I agree.

I'm laughing at you now.

... -is as well- confused

How bizarre. We agree.  

[Sauron Annatar]

Muhahahahahaha!

The sad thing is, I had him locked up that whole time you were tearing up my living room yesterday. And then you ran out without him. What a good father!

Gothmog! Let's retire, I have a nice evil place where you can recoup from the headache the goody goodies give.  

[upwoueruwrwhjl]

King. Of. Bling.

Sauron Annatar

King. Of. Bling.

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That is what you think. By the way, one of your sons is missing.

I don't see any missing sons.

Exactly, nitwit.

You won't find him though. Poor little songbird. twisted

Maglor?!?! D:!!!! D<

surprised Master, can I have him? CanICanICanI?  

[King. Of. Bling.]

DX!!!! -WANTS MAGLOR BACK-

D< at Sauron. -PLOTZ- evil  

[Gothmog Balrog]

Sauron Annatar

Muhahahahahaha!

The sad thing is, I had him locked up that whole time you were tearing up my living room yesterday. And then you ran out without him. What a good father!

Gothmog! Let's retire, I have a nice evil place where you can recoup from the headache the goody goodies give.

Yessir.  

[Sauron Annatar]

King. Of. Bling.

DX!!!! -WANTS MAGLOR BACK-

D< at Sauron. -PLOTZ- evil

Oh, I forgot to mention, that friend of yours, Tom, was present when I kicked poor widdle Maglor off the cliff. I can't imagine why he wouldn't try to stop me, or even try to go back to save him. *sniff* I commend your choice in friends.

Do with him what you will, my precious, just don't let him explode on you.

*strolls out*