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When the Akatsuki went to camp!

Part 9: That should deter the smaller ones.

Canoeing instructor: Now, before we go canoeing-
Deidara: *makes an exploding earthworm and sends it into the water* blaugh
Tobi: *tugging on Paine's sleeve* Leader-san, can I go canoeing?
Paine: No. Akatsuki members only.
Tobi: But Leader-san! sad
Sasori: stare I hate water.
Zetsu: *using his sight* Yay! The water's full of rotting bodies! I am so falling in! xp
Blue: ...ewwww...
Zetsu: It's unfortunate that none of those bodies are human, but I'll take what I can get. 4laugh
Hidan: Morphine makes me happy! whee Happy! Oh so happy and snappy and Gaaaaay!
Itachi: The water is stagnant. Why is it stagnant? Because it lacks...movement.
Blue: Ugh! What if I fall out of the canoe and ruin my hair?? gonk
Kisame: ...I don't wanna go canoeing... sad
Paine: SHUDDUP and listen to the canoeing instructor! scream
Rest of the Akatsuki: Yessir.
Kakuzu: *still in the straight jacket* They're after me. *twitch* I know they are. *twitch*
Canoeing instructor: As I was saying, before we go canoeing we have to remember to use our insect repellant effectively.
All the Akatsuki bar Kakuzu: rolleyes
Canoeing instructor: To use your insect repellant effectively, you first pick up the spray can and take off the lid like so. *takes off lid*
Kakuzu: *twitch* Atleast the insects aren't too bad...
All the Akatsuki bar Kakuzu: rolleyes
Canoeing instructor: -and wait until the first few mosquittos come within arm's reach. Then you just give them a few solid "whacks!" on the backs of their heads! scream *demonstrates a swing with the spray can before replacing the lid*
All the Akatsuki: eek
Canoeing instructor: 4laugh That should drive off the smaller ones. Have a nice canoeing trip!
Tobi: Yeah, have a nice canoeing trip, everybody! 4laugh *waves and runs away*

When the Akatsuki went to camp!

Part 11: The City...or is it?

Kakuzu: xd Yesh! Beloved tochnology! No more animals! *runs around kissing buildings and pavement* How I've missed you! No more life in the wild! *tears of happiness*
Hidan: neutral ...er...
Deidara: The money man has lost it, hm!
Blue/Konan: *looking from the city around them to the map in her hands* Strange...there's not supposed to be a city for hundreds of miles...
Itachi: That's what you get for giving the map to a woman-OW! *rubs his head* That HURT!
Konan: I can read maps better than you can, blind-boy! scream *holds up the rolled up map threateningly*
Itachi: crying Scary woman! *hides behind Kisame*
Konan: *attempts to hit Itachi again, but ends up hitting Kisame instead*
Kisame: Oh! Hit me harder! whee
Konan: *sweatdrop* ... *edges away*
Kisame: xd *to Itachi* Works every time! wink
Sasori: So where are we, really?
Paine: We are in the Forest of Mushrooms. *points at a random point on the map*
Tobi: Wow...
Rest of the Akatsuki: ...*sweatdrop*
Tobi: So what is the Forest of Mushrooms? 3nodding
Paine: ninja The Forest of Mushrooms... is a place where visions overtake the mind from inhaling mushroom spores. In reality, we are only walking through a field of increditubly, imbelievub-aly humungoidus mushrooms... ninja
Tobi: Sugoi!
Rest of the Akatsuki: *giant sweatdrop*
Itachi: *is the first to turn to Konan* So where are we, really?
Konan: We are-
Pain: Oi! I SAID we were in the Forest of Mushrooms, and that's where we are! So believe me because I am the Leader and I told you so! domokun
Kakuzu: Which city is it? Which city is it? I need to find an atm!
Konan: It is Aka-
Pain: FOREST of MUSHROOMS!!! scream I said Forest of Mushrooms!
Konan: SHUDDUP! *whacks Pain on the back of the head with her map, knocking him unconscious*
Rest of the Akatsuki: burning_eyes She just knocked out Leader-sama!
Konan: As I was saying, we are in Aka-kinrui mori, which translates as "Red-fungus forest"
Kisame: Erm...so we are in the Forest of Mushrooms...
Konan: No. The Forest of Mushrooms is 12 miles west of here.
Zetsu: *morphs in from the side of a building* Actually, this is the Papuru-kinrai hayashi. Aka-kinrui is 6.2398777 recurring miles east.
Konan: Papuru-kinrai? Are you sure? We would have had to go through Yon Shinrin and Tottoro gakure to get to Papuru-kinrai...
Hidan: eek Big words. Me no understand.
Kakuzu: *crestfallen* No atm? sad
Sasori: ...er...me either.
Kisame: Me three. What about you, Itachi?
Itachi: ...
Tobi: *waves hand* Oh! Oh! Tobi Understand! Yes he does! Yes he does!
Itachi: ...I highly doubt that...
Tobi: *switches to Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* Come with me if you want to live. *pulls out sunglasses from nowhere and puts them on*
Itachi: ...Kisame, I think that this is a hallucination caused by the spores from the Forest of Mushrooms.
Kisame: Don't ask me, I'm a helicopter! 4laugh

*fade out to real world*
Kisame: *looking down at Itachi* I think he's got some pretty bad concussion from the fall, Leader.
Pain: He'll get over it.
Itachi: *lying in the bottom of the canoe, moaning random sentences* Oh God! The Spores! Don't breath in the Spores! @_@

(will continue the Akatsuki camp series later, but this just popped into my head and I had to get it out! xp )

Leader: *strutting around* I'm so awesome! I'm the most awesomest awesome ninja who ever ninja'd! In fact, I'm so awesome that I've never, ever, ever in a million years lost a battle-
Konan: That's nice, dear. Watch where you're going. *steps over some tree roots to keep from tripping*
Leader: -and MY bloodline limit is the ultimatest, most awesome eye technique in the entire world, like! *absently steps over the same tree roots to keep from tripping* I'm so awesome because I didn't even lose to the Prodigy of Uchiha! Hahaha-ow!
Konan: *turns and looks down at Pain* I told you to watch where you were going, didn't I? rolleyes
Pain: *foot stuck in between two moss-covered roots* ... sweatdrop
Konan: *uses her paper shuriken to cut the roots away*
Pain: ...We never speak of this again.
Konan: Alright, dear. rolleyes

Awesome!! xd

When the Akatsuki went to camp!

Part 12: Fude! Food! Phood! Phude!

Kakuzu: Here! sweatdrop *giving offerings of money to the squirrels they happen to pass* Don't hurt me! crying *whimper*
Hidan: ...Not that I'm against giving offerings to the Gods and their favoured animals, but isn't giving a squirrel money a little...pointless?
Kakuzu: Anything to stop them from hurting me! crying *cries*
Itachi: *holding an ice pack to his head* Shh! You are too loud! *mutters to self* My head hurts. Why does it hurt? Because the medicine kit lacks...painkillers.
Sasori: Hmmm...*watching Kakuzu's fear of animals* biggrin *lightbulb* *begins making a doll*
Tobi: smile Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger-
Kakuzu: *screams*
Kisame: *screams as well*
Itachi: *wince*
Deidara: Ow! *claps hand over ear*
Tobi: badger-MUSHROOM! eek
Itachi: *screams*
Kisame: *screams as well*
Pain: ...Kisame, I know why Itachi and Kakuzu screamed, but you? neutral
Kisame: ...Sympathy fear. sweatdrop
Pain: *sweatdrop* ...right...
Tobi: 4laugh Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger-
Kakuzu: *scream muffled by Hidan, who has clamped a hand over his mouth*
Pain: Tobi! SHUDDUP!
Tobi: ninja ...mushroommushroom!...
Itachi: *screams again*
Kisame: *screams*
Zetsu: We see some people approaching. They look yummy. Request permission to consume.
Konan: Given.
Pain: Oi! Who's the leader here? You or me?
Konan: ...fine. What is your decision, O Great Leader?
Pain: Permission given.
Konan: You said the same thing I did.
Pain: Ah, but I'm the Leader, so I'm entitled!
Konan: stressed
Zetsu 1: Fude!
Zetsu 2: Food!
Zetsu 3: Phood!
Zetsu 4: Phude! *runs off*
Deidara: *counting the voices with his fingers* Hey, since when did Zetsu have 4 personalities, hm?
Leader: Huh?
Deidara: Yeah! I counted 4 voices, hm! *holds up fingers for Leader to see*
Leader: *glances at fingers before looking away dismissively* You are wrong. Zetsu has only 2 personalities.
Deidara: Oi! Did you not hear Zetsu say "food" in 4 different ways?? Hm?
Leader: ...I only heard him say it two times... ninja
Deidara: ... stare
Konan: *whispers to Deidara* Leader never went to school, so he can't count beyond two. Why do you think he has each of us standing on a different finger on some oversized statue? So that he can see if one of us is missing!
Deidara: Oh! surprised

*somewhere else in the forest*
Orochimaru: Ah, the things I do for beauty. rolleyes *strolling along behind Sasuke and Kabuto, bathed in warm sunshine as he sniffs at some flowers*
Sasuke: *covered in scratches and dirt* The things YOU do?! What do you mean, the things YOU do?! We're the ones doing all the work! *pulls out a flowering plant and adds it to the pile in his basket*
Orochimaru: No, *smiles as he listens to a small bird singing* I have to find the herbs and ingredients that we need. All you two have to do is collect them, ne?
Kabuto: Hai, Orochimaru-sama. *also covered in cuts and bruises*
Orochimaru: *smiles at Kabuto* There's a good boy. *pats Kabuto on the head affectionately*
Sasuke: You make me sick. stare
Orochimaru: And finally, we need some fresh wild honey. *points at a distant bee's hive in the branches*
Kabuto: *looks and quickly notices the poison ivy, giant spider's web and myriad other hazards in the way* Hey Sasuke, I think this is yours! I've collected more herbs than you.
Sasuke: stare *glances up at the bee's hive, not noticing anything extraordinary about it* Fine. *goes off to collect the honey*

*a few seconds later*
Sasuke: *comes back with the honey* There. Can we go back to Sound now?
Kabuto: Woah! Woah there! How did you get past the giant spider, poison ivy, man-eating slugs, acid-
Sasuke: The what now? confused *confused*
Kabuto: ...you didn't notice them? surprised
Sasuke: *shakes his head*
Kabuto: burning_eyes
Orochimaru: *resting beside a tree after his hard work* Zzzz
Kabuto: *turns away from Sasuke to look into the forest* Did you hear that? neutral
Sasuke: Hear what?
Kabuto: ...I thought I heard someone saying "food"... *still looking into the forest*
Sasuke: I don't hear any-*wet slurping sound*
Kabuto: What the- *is eaten whole by Zetsu*
Orochimaru: Zzz-*eaten whole by Zetsu* -zzzz.
Zetsu 1: Fude!
Zetsu 2: Food!
Zetsu 3: Phood!
Zetsu 4: Phude! *runs off*

xp xd 3nodding 4laugh whee

Yay...

The Uchiha Reunion, take 1:

Sasuke: I will kill you. I have waited all this time, living for this moment, the day when I would finally avenge the Uchiha clan-
Itachi: ...Erm...I'm a tad busy right now, Sasuke. You know, trying to collect the Kyuubi, be an evil Akatsuki member and all...
Sasuke: Oh, ok. See you in a couple of years. 4laugh
Director: CUT!!!


Take 2:

Sasuke: I will kill you. I have waited all this time, living for this moment, the day when I would finally avenge the Uchiwa clan-
Naruto: Oi! Since when were you in the Uchiwa clan??!
Sasuke: Since the symbol for my clan was an Uchiwa(fan), gedit?!
Itachi: *sweatdrop*


Take 3:

Sasuke: I will kill you. I have waited all this time, living for this moment, the day when I would finally avenge the Uchiha clan-
Itachi: *playing tag with Naruto* You're it! xd *runs away*
Naruto: Oi! No! YOU'RE it!! *chases after Itachi*
Sasuke: ...Um...we're filming...
Itachi: Huh? Oh, right. Um...
Sasuke: *waits*
Itachi: Um...
Sasuke: stare
Itachi: What was my line again? I forgot...
Sasuke: stressed


Post Timeskip Uchiha Reunion:

Take 1:
Itachi: OMG! Little brother! Long time no see! 4laugh *glomps Sasuke*
Sasuke: stressed scream You just ruined a pivotal moment in the entire Naruto series!!!
Itachi: I did? *pulls out script* Dang. My bad. sweatdrop

Take 2:
Itachi: Did you get a little taller?
Sasuke: *twitch* Of course I did! Last time you saw me I was only 13! Most kids GROW between the ages of 13 and 15, Itachi!
Itachi: That's true. All Naruto ever eats is ramen and he had a growth spurt too.
Sasuke: That he did. And what do you think of Sakura's new outfit that the author made? I think it's a little revealing, don't you?
Itachi: *laughs* That's a bit rich; look at what you're wearing, little brother!
Sasuke: Hey! redface That's it! Next take, I'm wearing a coat!
Karin: Eh...This isn't in the script, you guys.
Juugo: *nods*

Take 3:
Itachi: Did you get a little taller?
Sasuke: *deadpan* You haven't changed a bit. Especially those cold, merciless, uber smexy eyes.
Itachi: *blinks* ... burning_eyes .... xd .... rofl rofl rofl

Take 4:
Itachi: Did you get a little taller?
Sasuke: *deadpan* You haven't changed a bit. Especially those cold, merciless eyes.
Itachi: Aren't you going to scream out and charge straight at me, like last time?
Sasuke: *sneezes*
Itachi: ...Cold?
Sasuke: No. I forgot to take my antihistamines this morning. *blows nose* Jeez this cave is dusty!
Itachi: You're telling me! *brushes off dust and cobwebs from his Akatsuki cloak*
Sasuke: Hey, why don't we cut this meeting here, and meet up later in the Uchiha chapel? It should be a little cleaner there.
Itachi: Agreed.

xd

Sasuke Vs. Itachi, Continued:
Sasuke: *hand seals* evil
Itachi: *slaps Sasuke again* mrgreen
Naruto: Hey Sasuke! Your brother's pretty cool!
Sakura: *Is torn between agreeing and cheering on Sasuke-kun*
Sai: My idol is so hot. *swoons, hugging a weasel plushie to his chest* heart
Kakashi: *reads Icha Icha*
Itachi: *blows a kiss to the onlookers*
Sakura: heart _ heart
Sai: heart _ heart
Inner Sasuke: cry ...I thought Sakura was one of MY fangirls! I hate you, Itachi!!!
Sasuke: evil *stabs Itachi with Chidori*
Itachi: *coughs blood*
Crowd bar Kakashi: *gasp* eek
Kakashi: *Reading Icha Icha*
Sasuke: *removes his hand from Itachi's chest, revealing a gaping hole*
Itachi: *falls on face and remains still*
Sasuke: *gloat*
Itachi: *from the other corner of the room* Just kidding. That was a genjutsu. ^/__^ *slaps Sasuke on the butt*
Sasuke: scream stressed DON'T SLAP ME!!! *wildly swings his katana at Itachi*
Itachi: *dodge, jump, duck, dodge* ^/_^
Sakura and Sai: *fighting for the "Go Weasel" flag*
Naruto: *eats popcorn* This is awesome! Believe it!
Kakashi: *reading Icha Icha*
Sasuke: *manages to use a shadow clone to stab Itachi in the back* domokun
Itachi: *coughs blood and falls to the ground.*
Crowd bar Kakashi: *gasp* eek
Kakashi: *Reading Icha Icha*
Sasuke: *kicks Itachi's body*
Inner Sasuke: Huzzah! I finally beat him! Me so awesome! xp With this, I know that Sakura will be my fangirl again!
Sakura: O_O
Inner Sakura: Nooo! crying The weasel was hot!
Itachi: *from the ceiling* Just kidding. That was a genjutsu. ^/__^ *slaps Sasuke on the butt again*
Sasuke: stressed *uses curse seal*
Itachi: Teehee!
Onlookers: YAYYYY!!!
Kakashi: *waves small "Go Itachi, Go!" flag as he reads Icha Icha*
Sasuke: *again smites Itachi*
Itachi: *again coughs blood and falls to the ground*
Sasuke: ... stare He'd better be dead this time...
Itachi: *Sitting beside Naruto, eating popcorn* ^/_^
Sasuke: scream scream scream *launches himself among the onlookers, tearing and shredding at Itachi's body*
Itachi: *falls to the ground, not moving*
Sasuke: *twitch* ... *looks around the room, looking for Itachi*
Onlookers: *also have the same idea and look around for Itachi, ignoring the mauled body on the ground*

*from the afterlife*
Itachi: *watching everyone looking for him, three days after he actually died from Sasuke's attack* I guess it's sorta like calling "wolf"...More than three times, and people just stop taking it seriously.
Zabuza: Heh. I only played dead once. ^_^
Haku: *snuggles into Zabuza* Mmm
Itachi: ...*sigh* I would have liked someone to cry at my death. Ah well. At least I have pocky. ^/_^
Zabuza: *eating pocky* ... sweatdrop oh, was this your pocky? sweatdrop
Itachi: evil Yes. It was.
Zabuza: *picks up the empty Pocky box* ... Haku, RUN!!
Itachi: YOU WILL PAY!!!! scream domokun scream scream

Naruto: *sneaks in and draws two diagonal lines on Sasuke's face with a black marker pen*

Later...

Sasuke: *looks in mirror* ... burning_eyes Gah! I look like my brother!
Inner Sasuke: ...I look good ninja
Sasuke: hmm *holds hair in ponytail* ....hmm...meh, it looks alright. *Sticks hair in ponytail*
Inner Sasuke: 3nodding *strut*
Sasuke: *steps out door*
Naruto: burning_eyes rofl rofl
Sakura: 4laugh KYAAAAAAA!!
Sasuke: sweatdrop ....... surprised *gets leapt on by half a dozen ANBU members shrieking "you are under arrest etc"
Naruto: burning_eyes ninja rofl rofl rofl
Sasuke: scream gonk