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 Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:16 am
Rule # ???
Please refrain from going to the movie theatre,
Seven times and screaming, very loudly I might add,
When [insert man beast] gets killed off.
That is incredibly un-kickin' yo.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:10 pm
(I know its suppose to be "how not", but...)
How to be the fangirl from hell! =D
1.) When posting a series of fan drawings that you've collected to prove to those "jealous meanies" how much more of a fan you are than they are, be sure to give absolutely no credit whatsoever to the original artists!
2.) Its absolutely CRUCIAL that when YOU want to make a POINT to TYPE EXACTLY LIKE THIS OR ELSE NOBODY WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL!!11!!1 heart heart heart
3.) If those posers still don't believe what a great fan you are and how you and *insert idol or fan-pairing here* are going to make babies, simply point out their incompetence. They're sure to see the error of their ways and help you worship *insert previous idol or fan-pairing here* without threatening your status as the ultimate fangirl!
4.) Never stop reminding the general public of your obsession. Make sure they can tell what you're pathetic little life is devoted to with one glance! If they don't know, then remember, you aren't doing your job. mad
5.) When in danger, retreat and regroup! Its much more effective to point out the non-believers incompetence by flaming him/her as a large illiterate group! There will be no way for them to deny their idiocy and they will be happy to join you and your mob of fan-followers.
6.) Once the non-believers realize how great you are its important to keep up your image by either slaughtering the japanese language or simply mutilating English. Keep up the awesome chatspeak and everyone'll be Ph34RiNg kawaii lil j00 in no time. wink
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:27 pm
Bakshi Legolas! heart
*drool*
Okay, anyway, pixiestxryu, that made me laugh very hard. Thank you.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:29 am
1. Trace every peice of yaoi art in the world and claim it as your own, actually, scratch that, trace any peice of art in the world and call it your own.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:41 am
1. Do not bash every single female female character, for being the girlfriend, Best friend, Sister, Cousin, or Class Mate of the OMG HOT BISHI. Please writting a fanfic about how Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean is a stupid rich whore and how you Mary Sue gets Wills attention makes you look realy disillusioned and stupid.
2. Refrain from speaking random Japanese if you have no reason to speak it. As in you aren't in Japan or speaking with a Japanese person. Please, saying how "Kawaii!!!~Desu!11!!!" a man is is really lame.
3. DO NOT repeat DO NOT write Mary Sue esque charecters that get all the men of the show. Its annoying, and annoys fans of the show or series who want to read quality work not your fictionalized wetdream.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:56 pm
FishyFeathers 1. Do not bash every single female female character, for being the girlfriend, Best friend, Sister, Cousin, or Class Mate of the OMG HOT BISHI. Please writting a fanfic about how Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean is a stupid rich whore and how you Mary Sue gets Wills attention makes you look realy disillusioned and stupid. Will you be my new best friend?
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:56 pm
Stop obessing over a person that you never met, will meet or will ever love you because it's a waste of yours and my time.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:39 am
=O I strongly agree with everyone. >_>;
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:39 am
Man it's so funny reading what people writes in this guild xp
Bwah Mary Sue fangirls freaks me out, especially the 'self-insert' ones. The 'higher level' (of insanity) fangirls live in their own world. It's useless to tell them not to do that and that.
Okay, back to topic - Learn to respect other people's opinion and don't push your fandom into someone's face!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:49 am
1. Since right now majority of topics in the A/M/C is Naruto, I'll go with that assuming several people can relate. Please stop starting "Sasuke is the smex!" or "Is Gaara HOT?" or the like threads in the A/M/C. DAMN. I am sick and tired of not having a normal discussion on Naruto. I. Am. A Dude. I don't care who girls think is hot. And even if Hinata is cute, what can you discuss about it by opening a thread. stressed
2. Slash. For those who are more quiet, fine. But the fans who believe they really WILL end up together, tough luck. People arguing about why those two are canon needs their head examined.. or decapitated.. or better yet exterminated. And NO.. there is no way Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy will ever make out, nor will Naruto and Sasuke --and what the hell is a seme and uke anyway!? Never mind, I don't want to know.
3. Straight Guys =/= Yaoi. Stop harrassing guys in cosplay of your favorite yaoi slash couple in conventions. Don't TALK to me about yaoi. I don't swing that way and just because I'm not comfortable with it doesn't make me an homophobe.
4. People have different opinions. Do NOT shove your favorite pairing or opinion on a character down somebody's throat.
5. It's annoying how fangirls are complaining about girls in the show, mostly main heroines. Sure, they're not perfect and can get a tad annoying sometimes but.. it's not like those girls are wholly perfect in every way either. Heck NOBODY is that perfect, and Mary Sue characters are hella more annoying than those girls. stare My eardrums are splitting from "kAgOmE sHuD dIE!" or "I hate Sakura's hair because it's pink!!" (seriously WTF.)
pixiestixryu When posting a series of fan drawings that you've collected to prove to those "jealous meanies" how much more of a fan you are than they are, be sure to give absolutely no credit whatsoever to the original artists!
Damn. I hate it when that happens.
I saw this girl once post a bunch of Naruto fanarts she claimed that was hers. Tch.. I'm not in DeviantArt for nothing, stupid little twit.
P.S. You rock. That should be a thread in the A/M/C. wink
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:14 am
Y'know, that hasn't been mentioned yet. The whole, "ask a straight guy to go as your favorite yaoi pairing" thing. It kind of reminds me of the idea of "BI = HOTTER THAN MOST SO I BETTER PRETEND LIKE I LIKE MY SAME GENDER SO I CAN SCORE WITH THE OPPOSITE!"
I saw a t-shirt once that had written on it, "I want guys' cocks in me, not each other." It was... awesome. heart
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:29 pm
mirrR Do not wear "Mrs. Timberlake" clothing. Or any "Mrs." type of clothing that involves a famous persons name for that matter. Its rude. wait, so no "Mrs. retard" or "little Mrs. Happy"?
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:09 pm
Please, for the love of god, don't jump out of a random ******** corner in a public place, screaming in a strangers ear proclaiming your disgusting hormonal desires. I'm quite positive you (the fangirls) wouldn't like it if somebody border-lined attacked you while trying to eat and began explaining in a manner close to yelling their sexual wants. Keep it in your pants. Or better yet, your sick and twisted imagination.
I will never try to read in the food court ever again. gonk
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