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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:45 am
Layra-chan Upon further perusal of the Language Log, , I've finally realized the actual problem, or what I consider the actual problem: Nouns, verbs, etc aren't sets of words in English, they're job descriptions. If one takes this to heart, many grammatical issues in the English language go away. Most common issues with the grammatical rules come from rules like, "Never end a sentence with a preposition." If the rule were worded more clearly, and people learned words can fit many different roles, a lot of issues could be solved. I find it sad there hasn't been any real movement for clarifying the English grammar.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:02 pm
Okay, I just got a grammar joke.
"Never end a sentence with a preposition."
"You just did."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did. You meant to say 'With a preposition, never end a sentence."
Get it? Because it's never end a sentence with 'a preposition'?? Get it?? Am I not FUNNY!!??
xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:13 pm
zz1000zz Layra-chan Upon further perusal of the Language Log, , I've finally realized the actual problem, or what I consider the actual problem: Nouns, verbs, etc aren't sets of words in English, they're job descriptions. If one takes this to heart, many grammatical issues in the English language go away. Most common issues with the grammatical rules come from rules like, "Never end a sentence with a preposition." If the rule were worded more clearly, and people learned words can fit many different roles, a lot of issues could be solved. I find it sad there hasn't been any real movement for clarifying the English grammar. Most natural grammars aren't very clear, actually. English grammar is bad because it's a hodge-podge of other bad grammars, taking bits from old Anglo, French, Latin, and anything else it can get its hands on. Any "good" grammar eventually either ends up sounding terribly unnatural or becomes bad via linguistic drift, human laziness and information-theoretic requirements. I don't think a human language will ever be able to have a stable, prescriptivist-friendly grammar without being so information-redundant as to be forgotten within a few generations.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:48 am
"English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar." -- common misquote of James D. Nicoll
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:02 pm
I'm not sure if the main problem is that English steals from other languages, or the rampant "you know what I meant to say" grammatical loosening.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:41 pm
Layra-chan I'm not sure if the main problem is that English steals from other languages, or the rampant "you know what I meant to say" grammatical loosening. I hate that. You would not believe how far that excuse could take the average illiterate.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:57 pm
But it's not just bad spelling or loose subject-verb agreement that we find on the internet. It's intrinsic to the language, and perhaps to all languages.
Consider the word "talented" (example stolen from Ambrose Bierce's ranting on the subject), for example "he is talented". Grammatically, it should be the past particle of a verb, just like disgusted or bored. But unlike "disgust" or "bore", "talent" is not a verb. Disease is not a verb, but diseased is a word. Bigoted, lettered, skilled, etc. But of course you know what I mean when I say that someone is "talented". And so by the laws that govern natural language change, "talented" is absorbed into the vocabulary despite it being entirely ungrammatical.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:43 pm
I think there are two different types of problems being discussed here. One is what Layra-chan just described, and it is probably inevitable to some extent. Languages will adapt and evolve if used as an active language without stringent controls (this may be redundant since I doubt any serious amount of activity would be found in a language with stringent controls). To some extent this can be combated by having clear and simple rules, as complexity encourages evolution. While it is an interesting subject, I doubt there is much practical benefit to worrying on it, since it is unlikely new languages will be well-accepted.
The other problem is the problem that bothers me more. That is the problem of unclear rules. I can look to my English classes throughout my life and see all sorts of horrible things I was taught. The way English is generally taught is horrible for making people understand the language (just like math). Because this method has become institutionalized, it now basically sets the rules for the English language.
I think if the education system was remotely decent, the English language would be understood much better. This would greatly reduce confusion. Incidentally, a good understanding of the language would discourage harmful linguistic evolution, so there is another plus.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:21 pm
As much as I'd like to agree that the rules of English ought to be taught better, I'm not entirely sure that they can really be taught to a useful extent. We learn grammar through inductive means; we listen to other people talking and pay attention for patterns; then we follow those patterns until they stop working. Although we create lexical entries rather than trying to generalize, it's still mostly induction. As a result, our ability to enumerate grammatical rules is fairly weak. Beyond the basics of conjugation and various types of agreement and similar ilk, I'm not sure how much grammar can be put into rules simple enough to be taught, at least in such a way that wouldn't interfere/contradict the natural grammar that people build by talking to one another. Not entirely related: On ending sentences with prepositions
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:38 am
One does not need many grammatical rules to teach the English language. More focus should be put on teaching the conceptual aspects. There is no reason to teach rules like, "Never use double negatives."
Incidentally, the natural grammar people learn just by living can be encouraged in classes (to varying extents depending on the individuals' grammar). People often intuitively understand aspects of the English language which they could never begin to describe with rules.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:01 pm
Conceptual aspects? I'm not entirely sure what you mean.
As for encouraging inductive grammar, I'm not sure how it can really be encouraged besides through speech. Again, I'm not sure the natural grammar is simple or straightforward enough to be codified in a useful fashion.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:04 am
First, sorry for the delayed response. I always feel a little bad when someone responds to me promptly, but I take much longer to get back to them. (Odd note, there is a grammatical argument for not having a comma in that sentence.)
Anyway, the conceptual aspects of grammar are similar to the conceptual aspects of anything else. Consider math. Most people learn math through a set group of rules. As you learn more about math, you realize those rules are not what math is. Those rules are merely a description of concepts, and the concepts are what math actually is.
The same thing is true of grammar. What most people know as grammar is a series of rules they were taught in school, which they faintly remember. Communication is not governed by this grammar, but rather the language people know from common usage. Spoken language is a more intuitive approach at understanding the concepts of grammar. Both approaches explain the same underlying concepts, but they do so in different ways.
Consider the distinction between "a" and "an." In school, I was almost always taught the same thing. "Use 'a' before a word starting with a consonant and 'an' before a word starting with a vowel." This is a horrible way to teach the concept, especially since it does not explain things like "an hour." More importantly, no reason or explanation was ever given. To most people this is just some pointless rule they are expected to memorize for no apparent reason.
Why use some rigid rule when explaining this concept? The difference between "a" and "an" is ultimately just one of esthetics. The concept behind the rule is based off how things sound. "A cat" sounds good, but "an cat" sounds strange. People intuitively understand this when speaking, without needing to memorize some rigid rule. I believe taking a more organic approach to grammar helps most people understand it better.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:09 am
Encouraging a better understanding of grammar is only one part of addressing the "problem." Unfortunately, the rules of grammar that have developed over time were not planned and designed. Instead, they evolved and adapted from many things, often for the wrong reasons (for example, there is no reason to capitalize the pronoun "i" anymore). There is no "correct" English language, as much of it is in flux. This variability exists not only in spoken English, but as a part of the language itself. The only way I see this could be removed is for a strict formulaism to be designed and implemented. To be able to integrate it into society, it would have to be introduced gradually, in stages.
While the English language will be ever-changing, the ways in which it changes are actually quite limited. If some body took charge of grammar, I think it is quite reasonable to believe English could be "fixed" within a few generations.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:21 pm
Perhaps. It would be nice to institute something like in some of the continental European countries, where there is an official committee who determine what is correct grammar, rather than the plethora of grammatical accents of English. That way we could give our grammatical questions to the committee rather than solving them via democracy and intimidation.
On a funny, related note, my algebra teacher today declared that he will only accept perfect grammar in his class (to the point of writing object names as apositives: "Suppose we have a group, G,...") so of course we were all on the lookout for grammatical errors. He actually ended a statement with a preposition on the homework!
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:49 am
Layra-chan Perhaps. It would be nice to institute something like in some of the continental European countries, where there is an official committee who determine what is correct grammar, rather than the plethora of grammatical accents of English. That way we could give our grammatical questions to the committee rather than solving them via democracy and intimidation. This is a funny comment if you think about it. You want to give questions to a "committee rather than solving them via democracy and intimidation" when committees typically solve things via democracy and intimidation. But hey, at least it would be confined to only a few people. Layra-chan On a funny, related note, my algebra teacher today declared that he will only accept perfect grammar in his class (to the point of writing object names as apositives: "Suppose we have a group, G,...") so of course we were all on the lookout for grammatical errors. He actually ended a statement with a preposition on the homework! I had a history teacher who decided the grammar in his class's papers was so horrible he decided to penalize people heavily for grammatical mistakes from then on. He ranted about this for over ten minutes before giving us an assignment once. For the assignment, we had to write a 500 word paper. I turned in a paper 500 words long, with only one sentence. The teacher was frustrated with it, primarily because he couldn't find a single grammatical mistake. I wonder how much grammar has been influenced by people rebelling against grammatical rules just for rebelling's sake. The mindless lashing out against control is such a part of human nature I would be surprised if it didn't cause problems for grammatical systems.
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