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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:11 pm
have you ever read the humor magazine "Le Canard Echaine"?
it's hilarious!
on persifle.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:20 pm
Hearing Time's annoucement, she quietly slips into the room. She sees the meat cleaver and the fidgiting Daruma. "Uhm, maybe this isn't a good time to see if the spas are empty," she wonders out loud.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:20 am
*Jumps in fear of the screaming "Tim" and looks at whom she thought was Taco. Realizing she's actually a manequin displaying some of the clothing for the spa.*
<>
Oh dear god, I'm loosing it... I just talked to a manequin...
*pats her cheeks with her hands, trying to get her wits about her* pikachu4ever88 Hearing Time's annoucement, she quietly slips into the room. She sees the meat cleaver and the fidgiting Daruma. "Uhm, maybe this isn't a good time to see if the spas are empty," she wonders out loud.
*spins around, nearly loosing her balance, noticing the woman who walked into the spa area without being checked in.*
WHOA WHOA WHOA MA'AM!!!
*runs in front of Pika, skidding on the marble floors and stopping in front of her to block the doorway.*
MA'AM!
*blurted out rather abruptly, and smiles nervously*
Let me help you at the main desk, ma'am...
*escorts Pika to the counter, while checking over her shoulder at the hottub area now that the screaming has stopped*
Now, ma'am, what is your name and how can I help you here, at Le Canard Spa?
*she taps the tip of her pen on her tongue nervously before placing the tip to a sign-in sheet*
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:00 pm
*Rolls out of the room and lies in front of Pika* "Jo. I was just dead. Hey..does that mean I can come and go from my body at any time?" *Goes out of his body again, then goes back in.* "Hells yea!"
((Sheay! I'm head banging! Oww...neck.))
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:24 am
DR.SPA *Jumps in fear of the screaming "Tim" and looks at whom she thought was Taco. Realizing she's actually a manequin displaying some of the clothing for the spa.*
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Oh dear god, I'm loosing it... I just talked to a manequin...
*pats her cheeks with her hands, trying to get her wits about her* pikachu4ever88 Hearing Time's annoucement, she quietly slips into the room. She sees the meat cleaver and the fidgiting Daruma. "Uhm, maybe this isn't a good time to see if the spas are empty," she wonders out loud.
*spins around, nearly loosing her balance, noticing the woman who walked into the spa area without being checked in.*
WHOA WHOA WHOA MA'AM!!!
*runs in front of Pika, skidding on the marble floors and stopping in front of her to block the doorway.*
MA'AM!
*blurted out rather abruptly, and smiles nervously*
Let me help you at the main desk, ma'am...
*escorts Pika to the counter, while checking over her shoulder at the hottub area now that the screaming has stopped*
Now, ma'am, what is your name and how can I help you here, at Le Canard Spa?
*she taps the tip of her pen on her tongue nervously before placing the tip to a sign-in sheet*
<> The name's pika and I was just wondering if you had an empty spa that I could relax in. There's nothing stressing me out right now but I just want to relax a bit and a hottub sounds wonderful. 4laugh . Though, those people over there are scaring me a bit... Is there a place far from them? ^^'.
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:24 pm
Walks in just as Daruma goes in & out of his body. "Hmm...maybe this isnt the place to calm my ulcer..." Quietly walks up to the side behind Pika to sign in.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:53 pm
((It's been a while since the doc's checked in. O.o. Uhm...))
"The name's pika," *she chirps* "and I'd like to relax in one of your tubs. Though, uhm, away from that commotion, if that is possible." *Signs her name on the clipboard and follows the doctor to a nearby spa, away from the other excitement. Takes off her cape and folds it neatly, or as neatly as you can a Really Jacked Up Jacket XD. Kicks off her shoes and shimmies out of her pants. Taking K3 off her head, she gives her a kiss and sets her on the side of the tub. Reaching up there again, she gets C2. Muah, she gives it a little kiss and sets him down besides K3.* Are you guys ready? "she beams. Remembering her bow, she takes that out of her hair, clips her hair up above her ears and slips into the tub.* Ahhh! n_n.
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:57 pm
<< I apologize. DR.SPA has not been a priority as of late for me. I will try to NPC as much of the info I missed. I hope that people don't mind >>
*Flustered by Tim's in and out of body jumps, she decides to do the best thing possible. She picks up the phone and merely presses the single red button at the base of the phone:*
"Hello, psych ward? Yes... we have a client for you.... The name?... Well, I believe he goes by "Tim"... 5 minutes? Well, I'd prefer faster, but get here as soon as you can. Also... Bring tranquilzers."
*She was speaking on the phone, she noticed the first girl she was talking to and another skirting around behind her as they both signed into the spa. She directs both Pika, and the other girl to a spa in a somewhat secluded area.*
"Here you are ladies. Relax and enjoy... "
*She reaches behind her to a small bombay chest and opens it to reveal some bath salts to use in the water. Grabbing a few packages, she laid them on a small tray and placed them beside the edge of the spa*
"These are compliments of the house... so use them as you'd like. There are a few refreshing scents to try, so feel free to use what you'd like..."
I'll try to return in a while to see if you need anything else
*She nodded curtly before exiting the area of sectioned off spas and returning to where Time had still been standing around with the meat cleaver. To her relief, he had either tucked his weapon away, or disposed of it. Either way, she was happy that it was no longer in sight. *
Time, would you be so kind as to restrain our little "Out-of-Body Experience" boy? The nice men in their white coats are coming to take him to a nice room where he can bounce off the walls.
*She gives him a little peck on the cheek*
I apprieciate your help, even if you aren't a worker here. Running this place alone has been difficult as it is... So, thank you for the help...
*The Doc leads Time out to where Tim is laying on the floor, flying in and out of his body.*
He's all yours. Restrain him as you'd like, and seeing that his possession skills only extend to reanimating his own body...
<< because it's rude to try and take over another's body without agreeing to it first, D >>
*She points to a small enclosure near the main entrance.*
You can set him up in there. He can't get out of the str8 jackets we purchased from Ian's store. He's no Houdini and even in an ethereal form, he can't undo the straps.... So, I believe that would be best.
*She tosses Time a roll of duct tape*
That's for his mouth...
*She smiles and starts to tidy up the Spa lobby so it doesn't look the shambles it was in before the girls came in. After doing so, she looks over the whole place: She peers in on the girls in the secluded area to make sure they are fine, straightens up the manequin that she nearly toppled over earlier, and lastly checks in on, the now restrained, Tim and Time standing guard over him.
She sighs a little and decides that as far as real duties are concerned, she should be done for the day. So with that, she changes her clothes and tries to relax a little as it's time for her to be off the clock.*
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:22 am
*Lays camly as Time restrains him* "Can I have a taco? Pleeeeeeeeease?" *Time puts duct tape over his mouth* *I jump out of my body* "Hey, that's not nice!" *I float over to a mannequin and posses it* "I feel plastic..." *As the psycho wark truck arrives I jump in front of it. The body smashes to peices as I jump out of it.*
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