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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:51 am
 Hello!
I am Dr.Spa, the head of staff here, and I welcome you to Le Canard Spa (The Duck Spa). Ducky-Raped Slot Players Annonymous are taken care of here for their counseling, and rehab and the facilities are open to non-DRSPA clients as well.
I created this thread because of the way some of our regulars (I am not naming names) have felt they have been getting Ducky-Raped by the Gaia slot games. Please feel free to vent your frustrations, find relief in knowing you are not alone, and know that your Triple Halo is out there waiting patiently for the right moment to reveal itself to you.
Here at Le Canard, we have lots for you to do: 2 olympic-sized swimming pools, rejuvenating spa treatments at our award winning spa, 3 tennis courts, 2 basketball courts, many hot tubs and saunas to sweat away your slot-playing worries, and much more. Our 24-hour open kitchens are stocked with all the foods you could ever want, along with 24-hour maid service, making your stay as stress free as possible. And just for visiting with us, we will give you 10G to show we really care.
If you have problems with our facilities, or you feel you are not receiving the support you duely require, please speak to me, Dr.Spa, and I will try to make sure your inconvience is swiftly alleviated. Le Canard Spa will try to make your stay as pleasant as possible as well as make those losing slot plays drift away.
(for those who cannot tell, this IS A JOKE thread... This was brought up in Ailinea's Leaving Gaia Thread so please, play along and have fun)
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:58 pm
I swear... I was misdiagnosed... I demand to be re-evaluated!
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:14 pm
Time-Spanned Soul I swear... I was misdiagnosed... I demand to be re-evaluated!
While my initial review stated that you have slot-playing arm fatigue (SPAF), it has come to my attention that you may just be suffering from frustration and stress caused by losing gross amounts of Gold to the Gaia Slots instead. As well as being teased incessantly by the Triple Halo, which causes temporary terets syndrome.
*actually looks at Time* Well, good news, Mr. Time! You will not have to suffer a week in a sling for your arm... HOWEVER, I insist you spend some time here at Le Canard Spa to relax and unwind from your stressful slot playing. You are free to come and go as you please... and I urge you to talk with others here about your unfortunate dealings with the unforgiving one-armed bandits.
*points to the left* Over here is our world class spa, pools, hot tubs and saunas. *points to the right* And there, we have our recreational areas: tennis, basket ball... oh yes... and a gaming cafe as well stocked with all the latest games. As a matter of fact, we just received GaiaOnline 3D just this week! *points to the stairs* Beyond is our suites for our clients. Take any suite you wish, they will be upkept by our 24-hour staff to suit all your needs. *points out beyond the foyer* And if you decide you'd like to eat at either of our 2 restaurants (instead of having room service) they are just beyond the french doors.
Please have a wonderful stay, and please alert me if my assessment is at all in error. And I will be a bit more relaxed the next time we speak as well, *whispers* I am trying to look good for any new clients!
*smiles*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:24 pm
*Looks around warily*
Perhaps you need more therapy than I doc... there isn't anybody here. Just what other people would you like me to mingle with??? It's just you and me... and where I'm thinking to is an unethical Doctor/Patient Relationship xp
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:40 pm
Time-Spanned Soul *Looks around warily*
Perhaps you need more therapy than I doc... there isn't anybody here. Just what other people would you like me to mingle with??? It's just you and me... and where I'm thinking to is an unethical Doctor/Patient Relationship xp
*begins to cry* Hey now! This is a new place! It's only natural for only a few people to know about this place right off the bat! *flops down into a cushy easychair* I'm just trying to run this place the best I can... I've outlined our facilities, let you know you are free to come and go as you desire...remembered to tell you there is food 24-7 if need be... *thinks* Did I remember to tell you it was for free?
*gets worried* Oh my goodness! I didn't! *puts her head in her hands and mumbles about possibly getting her own business closed like Ian* Oh boy, my first client and I'm screwing up! Oh no... no no...
*looks up at Time*
*blinks a few times*
*a strange, confused look comes across her face*
um... did you say unethical Doctor/Patient relationship? *raises an eyebrow and grins slightly*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:45 pm
Looks at her...
Calm down, have some dip. and yes,,, I mentioned Dr/Patient relations... Interested?
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:53 am
Time-Spanned Soul Looks at her...
Calm down, have some dip. and yes,,, I mentioned Dr/Patient relations... Interested?
I'm so sorry I panicked like that. I just want this place to be perfect for everyone, regardless if they are suffering from DRS or not. It should be a restful place for anyone who'd like to come in and take away the stresses of the day...
*stands up, wipes her face a little and smooths out her outfit. She smiles slightly and unknowningly begins to blush*
You aren't being serious about that um, Dr/Patient thing were you?
*realizes she is blushing and tries to cover her cheeks with her hands*
I....I... I mean, ... you aren't saying...
OH! excuse me!
*turns away from Time, now her whole face is flushed, and embarisingly whispers to herself*
I am being so unprofessional! Flirting and hinting at your VERY FIRST client?!? You are going to be in trouble now!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:23 am
Maybe not while your on duty... after hours perhaps... rofl
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:41 pm
*sneaks out from the bushes from which he heard everything* "Erm hem.........make it a 3-way!" *walks over to the 2*
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:16 pm
Daruma1010 *sneaks out from the bushes from which he heard everything* "Erm hem.........make it a 3-way!" *walks over to the 2*
Sorry son...private party. Perhaps you should go check out the pools or the free food
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:59 pm
"Hahaha ok keep feelin her up then" *I jump into a hot tub and lie back*
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:04 pm
Time-Spanned Soul Maybe not while your on duty... after hours perhaps... rofl Daruma1010 *sneaks out from the bushes from which he heard everything* "Erm hem.........make it a 3-way!" *walks over to the 2*
Time-Spanned Soul
Sorry son...private party. Perhaps you should go check out the pools or the free foodDaruma1010 "Hahaha ok keep feelin her up then" *I jump into a hot tub and lie back*
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Time-Spanned Soul Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:08 pm
*Walks over to console her* Now now, relax... It just makes your spa have a more intimate atmosphere becuase your willing to joke around and actually talk to your patients *rubs her back*
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:21 pm
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:21 am
Time-Spanned Soul *Walks over to console her* Now now, relax... It just makes your spa have a more intimate atmosphere becuase your willing to joke around and actually talk to your patients *rubs her back*
*nonchalantly walks over to the entrance to the hottubs as she's laughing*
*spots him flailing his arms under the water*
Oh No! Time, he's drowning! *rushes into the hottub area to see what she can do*
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