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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:43 pm
Your Momma so bald she makes Mr. Clean look like a gorilla
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:44 pm
I think some one is going to walk up and hit me in the face for all these your momma jokes, but I can't help myself. Here comes another one...Your Momma's head so big it shows up on radar.
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:46 pm
Your Momma is so tall she tripped and burnt her head on the sun
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:47 pm
Your Momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:49 pm
Your Momma's so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:54 pm
Your Momma so short, she got mauled by a gummy bear.
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:55 pm
Your Momma is so ugly she can't turn on a computer
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:57 pm
Your Momma's so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:59 pm
Your Momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:01 pm
Your Momma's so nasty when she takes a bath the EPA arrests her for pollution
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:02 pm
Your Momma stinks so bad she used Secret and it told.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:04 pm
Your Momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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The_One_and_only_Pimpette
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:12 pm
Your momma so fat she put on some guess jeans and the answer popped out. Oh yah I went there yah now what, and thats it for the your momma princess I'm out.  *walks off in to sunset*
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:38 am
ok, i got one. yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:39 am
yo mama is so stupid that i told her christmas was just around the corner, and she went runnin!
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