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 Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:52 pm
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male,
resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm
Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the
County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated
that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County
courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of
the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged "need".
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented
with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was
an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at
this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do
you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real
surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in
the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight
already?'"
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:03 pm
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "Billy, why are your ears bandanged?" Billy says "I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang and I answered the iron." the bartender says "That explains one ear, but what about the other?" Billy says "I tried to call the doctor" sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:56 am
bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:11 am
I've got a blonde joke!!!
A blonde walks into a shoe store and askes for alligator shoes. The owner of the store says "Sorry we don't have any. Why don't you kill an alligator and get your own.", as a joke. So the blonde says "Fine I will!"
Later that day the owner closes up and drives by a swamp and sees a pile of dead alligators on the side. Then he hears a loud BANG like a gun shot. He looks to see were it came from and sees the blonde with a dead alligator. She says "Damn it! This one doesn't have shoes either!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:12 pm
Two men a hitman and a lawyer where golfing and one man finds a sniper rifle int he other man's golfbag so he asks him if he can take a look through it and the other guy says yes so he is looking through it and he says "I can see my house form ,oh my God.My wife is on her nees in our bedroom,oh s**t she is having sex with the neibor". the lawyer says to the hitman "How much does it cost to shoot someone?" the hitman says,"Its $1000 dolars every time I pull the trigger. the lawyer says ,"My wife always did talk too much,shoot her in the mouth.And shoot him in the d**k for having sex with my wife. The hitman loads his gun and point it at the house but doest fire so the lawyer says,"What are you waiting for,shoot them?" the hitman said,"Wait a minute,I am gonna save you a thousand dollars.
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