Why do you love Tentacles?

[User_2701]

Less horrible, but not by much.  

[McKenzie]

:Þ  

[User_2701]

*prances about with jello boobs vest* scream  

[Gender Ender]

Better p***s then penii, in the case of womenfolk.

I love tentacles because they let me relate to some of my more 'unusual' friends. Like Pyramid Head.
And they're just such an appealing idea, anatomically.
If it were possible to surgically attach rape-tentacles, I'd have some. Count on it. And I would be popular thereby. <3
I enjoy pleasing women. ^^  

[McKenzie]

I like how you specifically called them rape-tentacles lol.
Would they come in other functions? XD  

[Gender Ender]

McKenzie

I like how you specifically called them rape-tentacles lol.
Would they come in other functions? XD

Well, I'm guessing the place to get prosthetic biotentacles will be black-market Japan. And if they sell you a tentacle in Japan, count on it being a rape-tentacle.  

[McKenzie]

Hey now, they'd have cleaner-tentacles as well as [insert some sort of function]-tentacles.
It's Japan after all. Only one commercial option? I think not!  

[Gender Ender]

McKenzie

Hey now, they'd have cleaner-tentacles as well as [insert ome sort of function]-tentacles.
It's Japan after all. Only one commercial option? I think not!

They'd have those as add-ons to the primary product for increased functionality.
At least, that's my thinking.  

[Syrynx]

Why do I love tentacles, let mecount the ways?

Tentacles areinfinately more appealing to me than men because a tentacle monsterwillnever whine at youwhen after you're through you decideto go and shower rather than cuddle. And they don't expect you to be perfect, just have orafices. Tentacles are alsomore aesthetically pleasing that penii, and I've yet tohear f tentacles having stds. Plus, If said tentacle monster has suction cups on their tentacles, that is certainly a functionality that men dont have also. Tentacles = better than boys, dur.  

[McKenzie]

Suction cups seem rather painful to me D:  

[Syrynx]

Suction cups are odd, but I imagine they couldnt hurt too badly unless they were barbed or something viscious.  

[McKenzie]

I think it'd also depend on how long they're suctioned to the same spot of skin.  

[Rayinte]

I could just imagine coming home after a night with a suction-cuppy tentacle monster "friend" ...

My mom would react somewhere along the lines of ....

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND! I TOLD HIM NO HICKEYS ON MY DAUGHTER!!!"  

[McKenzie]

At that point, wouldn't it surpass mere hickey's into some skin pattern art form? XD