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 Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:36 pm
When I was a boy
I didn't care about a thing
It was me and this world
And a broken dream
I was blaming myself
For all that was going wrong
I was way out there
On the wrong side of town
And the one's that I loved
I started pushing them out
Then I realized
That it was all my fault
My name is Willy Archer Spriggs, and welcome to my world.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:37 pm
Navigational Chart
I My Name is Willy Spriggs, and Welcome to My World
II Navigational Chart
III All About Willy
IV Willy's Adventures
V Willy's World
VI Willy's Story
VII--XV Reserved
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:45 pm
 General Information:
Name: William Archer Spriggs
Aliases: Willy
Gender: Male
Quote: "You're either really stubborn, really stupid, or both." "Or really kick-a**!" --Captain Meme and Specialist Willy, Spriggs, Episode 8a
Likes: Spriggs (in private), steak, watermelons, explosions, high-tech stuff, Mythbusters
Dislikes: Spriggs (in public), Vollin, Hammer
About: There's just so much to say about Willy that I may just use this entire page to describe him...xD
Relationships:
Parents: ??? x ???
Siblings: Quite a few (youngest is Sarah, a chemist)
Mate: Michelle Spriggs
Offspring: Phoenix, Hannah
Friends: Triple M and Meme???
OOC Information:
Status: Taken <333333
Posts in: saddle brown
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:47 pm
Willy's Adventures
Machinima Channel's description of Spriggs:
Chaos ensues in the wake of Spriggs, his trigger happy and vengeful teammate Willy, fanboy Sergeant Triple M, and the stressed out Lieutenant Hammer.
The corrected version:
Chaos ensues in the wake of Spriggs, his her trigger happy and vengeful devoted teammate lover Willy, fanboy Sergeant Triple M, and the stressed out Lieutenant Hammer.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:50 pm
Willy's World
Relations
Spriggs--My lover for five years, wife for about six months. <33333333 I would be dead without her, and she has changed my life. She's MINE. And I'm hers.
Phoenix--My little boy! He's like me...except with neater hair...and his mother's brains. ^^ Hurt him, and you DIE.
Hannah--My daughter, just as beautiful, fiery, and intelligent as her mother! Touch her, you DIE.
Friends
Enemies
Vollin--The general who tried to get us killed. The friggin', friggin' b***h!
Hammer--Manwhore and a*****e who tried to keep me from my Spriggs.
Rogir--...Almost too pathetic to be counted as an enemy, really...
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:28 pm
My name's Willy, and this is my story.
I was born in the slums of a big city on Earth...big family...I was the oldest. Mom was nice. She was the nicest woman I had ever met...an absolute saint. Dad wasn't so nice. He was a drinker, and an addict...the poster child of a bad father. Everything was okay until I was eight. That's when Mom died. That left me alone to take care of my siblings with Dad. Nothing seemed right after she died...and my siblings got over it fast. Too fast. They just shrugged it off, sure, yeah, right, she's dead. They didn't understand! I was only a kid, I couldn't be a parent for them, and Dad wasn't going to be one! I started getting mad that no one could get it. Really mad. I started hanging out with guys my age. That's when I started smoking...drinking...I wasn't much better than Dad, except I didn't randomly attack my siblings. When I was fifteen, Dad and I got into a huge shouting match and he kicked me out of the apartment. I didn't feel bad about it at the time--just pissed--but now I feel bad. My littlest sister, Sarah, used to cry herself to sleep when we shouted at each other.
There isn't much to say of any meaning after that...for the next three years, I was a drinking, a smoker...petty thief...I slept with a lot of girls, one night stands, mostly. Eventually, when I was...dunno...twenty? Or so? I joined the Army. Basic wasn't so bad...except our training sergeant didn't like me smoking. He really didn't like it. He made it his personal goal to get me to cut back drastically and simultaneously teach me you can't shout at or attack officers. By the end of boot camp, I'd finally gotten that through my thick skull.
I went up in rank, as always happens...I eventually settled out. When I was twenty-six, a young guy joined our squad. Some quiet guy named Marcus Spriggs...never talked...never drank...he was a nice guy, I guess. I didn't pay much attention to him, though, he was a private and I was a specialist. We didn't hang out much. I noticed he was sort of pretty for a guy...his face almost seemed too delicate. But I didn't notice it much. Until our unit was sent on a mission. Unfortunately, Spriggs and I got separated from the rest. We were on our own for a bit and we stopped to rest.
I..................The next part......................what happened........please understand.......................it's very hard for me to talk about it...................I don't know why, I just can't.........................please don't force me to say it.........I'll just remember it.....I'm sorry, I just get really bad flashbacks...........
Willy and Spriggs were jumped by a small Covenant force. While Spriggs easily slipped away, Willy remained behind to detonate an explosive to distract/destroy the enemy. However, he was so tired and distracted that he was paralyzed with fear. Spriggs saw his predicament as the Elites rushed forward to kill him and broke "his" silence, calling out Willy's name. Willy snapped back to, threw the bomb, and ran like hell.
...Uh...thanks...
So anyway, Spriggs and I ran like hell. But I didn't run fast enough...before...so a piece of shrapnel ripped right through the right side of my face. I wasn't wearing my helmet at the time. I didn't notice it until we were...a mile away, I think? We took off our helmets, looked around...and he started staring at me. I mean really staring at me. I was confused and asked him, then he pointed to my face. That's when I felt it. I reached up, found blood, told him I'd be fine, and passed out. When I came to, he'd found us a place to camp. He'd also found some scotch. I thought it was just for drinking, so I got up and started drinking. After that, it gets fuzzy...I started sitting next to him. He seemed....different. Really different. He seemed...feminine. And if he was, in fact, a she...he was a gorgeous she. So I kissed him. I am dead certain he melted into it for just a second, then he pushed me away. We avoided each other for the rest of the night.
The next day went okay; he spent the day foraging. The day after, though, he passed out. I caught him as he fell and set him down, ripping off his breastplate to bandage a wound in his side he hadn't told me about. I finished it when I suddenly realized...his breasts were the wrong shape. When Spriggs came to a few minutes later and instantly sat up to cover it up, it was confirmed.
Spriggs was a girl! Man, was I shocked. She started crying and told me why she pretended to be a guy. She said she was flat and didn't want to be a girl...but she was still gorgeous. I'd seen a lot of pretty girls...girls think I'm hot for some reason...but no one like Spriggs. Michelle Spriggs. She was...different. I started kissing her and eventually...I got her in bed. I know, I know, I'm a horny b*****d. She didn't mind, though. It took a couple more days, just before we decided to throw ourselves and the last of our ammo at the Covenant base nearby, for her to decide she loved me and wanted to stay with me. Only she wanted not to be a girl in public. She'd get in trouble. So we were going to pretend we hated each other. We started shooting the enemy, and just before the rest of our unit found us, I got shot. The worst part was that Spriggs shot at me to start our ruse...and I forgot about it.
The next time we saw each other was on the ship back to Earth a week later. She explained why she did that and we almost made love again, except that I had started to bleed through my bandages. Goddamnit. We didn't get to do that for a few weeks. By then, I'd started having nightmares of...you know...so they started sending me to the shrink. I hated that. It's probably in my medical files: "Specialist Willy will throw stuff and scream at you if you ask about his dreams." I have a short temper.
Spriggs and I didn't get to be fully alone for another year or three when we were transferred to the Fifth for the Zambai assault. Bloody ******** disaster. But we got to be alone with each other. And once we got a base on that miserable shithole, we got to be together more often. Then my roommate saw us having sex...thank God he didn't see enough to know Spriggs was a girl, but he did spread the rumor I was gay. I didn't like that, so...the rest of our unit had accidents. Two weeks. Two glorious weeks until Hammer showed up...
Then it was back to the old routine of blowing each other up--outside of bed. It was another year or so until Command decided to wipe us out. I didn't do much fighting--first I suffered three strokes on the day of the battle, then I got distracted with Rogir...that was a mistake. I got drunk with him and almost told him about Spriggs. You see, I hadn't had a lot to drink for a while--our robot, ACM3, which produces our stuff, has some trouble producing drugs--and Spriggs had just told me that she was ready to come out and admit to the rest of our unit--just five of us now, including Meme--that she was a girl. I didn't completely tell him--I vaguely remember saying...yadayada She's finally going to admit it, she's gonna be mine and no one will take her away, or something like that...That's when he started wanting to gossip about stuff he knew. Thank God! If the Army knew that Spriggs was a girl, she'd be court-martialed for lying to the government...
Spriggs was mad at me. She drove at me, I ran after her, and she stopped. Neither of us know why, but she ran over me four times...then she got out and beat me with her rifle for almost telling her secret. So she left me with cracked ribs...that's when Hammer arrived and ran over me with the ******** tank. Ow!
That wasn't the end of it...I got hit again, had a body fall on me, was smacked by Meme, and had a nerf fired out of a cannon at my nose. At that point, I was willing to scream at how stupid everyone else was and find my damn lover for some snuggling. That's exactly what I did. I ran back to her, got into an argument, tried to leave, and she tackled me. I nearly passed out from the pain...I'd broken every rib in my body and had a lot of bruises to boot. Spriggs cared for me and brought me back to base.
Long story short, Meme fixed me up, Spriggs and I plotted to get off the planet with a space ship we built, we had a pair of bowls--Hannah and Phoenix, how long was I firing blanks?!--I had to rescue Spriggs from Vollin, and now here we are, married after many trials and ready for a new life in this Earth that is nothing...nothing...like the Earth of my childhood.
Which, with luck, is a good thing.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:37 pm
"Lifeline" by Papa Roach
A song for Willy and Spriggs, describing the impact the other had on their life
When I was a boy
I didn't care 'bout a thing
It was me and this world and a broken dream
I was blaming myself
For all that was going wrong
I was way out there
On the wrong side of town
And the ones that I loved I started pushing 'em out
Then I realized
That it was all my fault
I've been looking for a lifeline
For what seems like a lifetime
I'm drowning in the pain
Breaking down again
Looking for a lifeline
So I put out my hand
And I asked for some help
We tore down the walls I built around myself
I was struck by the light
And I fell to the ground
I've been looking for a lifeline
For what seems like a lifetime
I'm drowning in the pain
Breaking down again
Looking for a lifeline
Is there anybody out there?
Can you pull me from this ocean of despair?
I'm drowning in the pain
Breaking down again
Looking for a lifeline
You know a heart of gold
Won't take you all the way
And in a world so cold
It's hard to keep the faith
I'm never gonna fade away!
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:50 pm
"When I'm Gone" by 3 Doors Down
Song for Willy and Spriggs when they're apart (as sometimes happens)
There's another world inside of me that you may never see
There are secrets in this life that I can't hide
Somewhere in this darkness there's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away or maybe I'm just blind...
Or maybe I'm just blind...
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything if only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
When your education x-ray cannot see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends
Roamin' through this darkness, I'm alive, but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this, but part of me is gone!
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything if only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:59 pm
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:58 pm
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:58 am
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:30 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:48 am
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:51 am
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:52 am
Breedings
Canonically:
Spriggs: Phoenix (m), Hannah (f)
Need bribe breeding slot! I can offer... [Roots around] 100k? For very specific babies?
[url=http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm97/TheLuckyNoodle/Uncerted/Cosplay/Spriggs3.png]Spriggs[/url] x [url=http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm97/TheLuckyNoodle/Uncerted/Cosplay/Willy3.png]Willy[/url]
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