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Qui-Li Djinn Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:33 pm
[Playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:36 pm
Qui-Li Djinn [Playing with his dolls] Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to. [In Vespa voice] Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. [In D.H. voice] Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it! [In Vespa voice] Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone! [In D.H. voice] Dark Helmet: No, kiss me! [Vespa voice] Dark Helmet: No! Stop! [D.H] Dark Helmet: Yes, yes! [Vespa voice] Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big! -dies of laughter-
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:36 pm
Virginity Belt! Built to go off before you do.
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Qui-Li Djinn Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:37 pm
LordLadinessofToast Virginity Belt! Built to go off before you do. lol
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:38 pm
Alex Skyhopper now look whose danceing *grabs wookie by holder and points*
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:39 pm
LordLadinessofToast Virginity Belt! Built to go off before you do.
|It was:
"What the hell is that?!"-Lone Star
"A Virgin Alarm, it goes off before you do you sex monster!"-Dot
Or something like that, hey, I was closer.. >_>;
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:42 pm
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Qui-Li Djinn Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:45 pm
Colonel Sanders: Oh my god, it's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:47 pm
DarkHelmet: Whats the matter Sandurz? CHICKEN!?
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:49 pm
[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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Qui-Li Djinn Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:54 pm
Qui-Li Djinn [King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"] Roland: One. Dark Helmet: One. Colonel Sandurz: One. Roland: Two. Dark Helmet: Two. Colonel Sandurz: Two. Roland: Three. Dark Helmet: Three. Colonel Sandurz: Three. Roland: Four. Dark Helmet: Four. Colonel Sandurz: Four. Roland: Five. Dark Helmet: Five. Colonel Sandurz: Five. Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! President: So what's the combination?
Person( I forgot who it was.): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
President,"What a coincidence, that's the same combination I have on my luggage!
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:56 pm
I haven't seen Space Balls in forever. I never really liked it. I do love Mel Brooks, however. Blazing Saddles is my favorite.
"But Sir, I do believe he specifically requested two niggers. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was dutch."
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