Welcome to Gaia! ::

Grade..............one?
I've been in the same school since grade seven. :/

Oh, by tha way, Ahab. Accept all Join Requests now. It helps to just put your hand on the screen and not read them, that way even the horrendous ones get passed! It's worked amazingly for me. Did you know we've fallen to third, on the third page, now? This calls for drastic action. In fact, Ahab, I'm good now. You can stop manning the Requests completely.

I'm not on your friendlist, and stop doing that. It's unbelievably annoying. I get those "friends@whatever" PM's all the time from people I've long-since deleted from my friendlist and I can't stand it. Because it's always about some stupid quest I couldn't care less about, or a happy "hello", or some... annoying thing like that.

And since when are we "you guys", huh? What makes you so not a part of us? mad
Delete your other useless guild at once!

NOTE: For the short version, scroll past the fracas to the bottom of the page. But then you'll miss all the good stuff.

I'm not like those other shmoes; I don't send pointless chainmail. No, what I bring to you today is something far greater; an opportunity.

See, I happen to be a moderator for a little guild called Fast Gold 4 Poor Gaians (FG4PG). And, through this PM informercial, I hope to convince you to join it (some of you may be members, but are reading this anyway. If that's the case, you clearly aren't active enough, and I would advise you to snap to and get back to the guild. Chop chop!).

So, what is FG4PG? Well, I would go so far as to say that is Gaia in minature. There's a sub-forum for every topic, and we open our doors and hearts to the inquistive minds. From anime to art, from serious dicussion to general sillyness; any topic is open to discussion and debate! And because we're a guild, we have an easier time cutting out the rabble, so n00b levels are surprisingly low.

Of course, there's something else that may yet allure you. We don't call it 'Fast Gold 4 Poor Gaians' for nothing, y'know. The guild was created so that people looking to earn money fast can do so in a fun environment. With each poll granting 10 gold, and a plethora of topics to post in, that dream item of yours will be within your grasp in no time! We even have a merchant forum, where you may find the bargin you're looking for.

But, what is a guild without members? I can attest from experience that the members of Fast Gold 4 Poor Gaians are among the friendliest on Gaia. New members are greeted with open arms, and any and all questions will be answered to the best of our ability. The crew is helpful and efficient, and our Dedicated Members are always there to lend a hand. You'll feel relaxed and secure in the environment that only our guild can provide.

You must be thinking by now "Surely, you are a messenger from the gods! The place you describe can be nothing short of heaven. But, I ask, what's the catch?" That's the best part; there is no catch. No entry fee. No 'right of initiation'. Nothing. Sign up and you're on your way to fast gold and lasting friendships.

But, in all the time you've been reading this, you could be signing up for the guild and seeing for yourself what we have to offer. Heck, in the time I've been writing this, I could be accepting you. So, come on down! We're waiting for you. Just say 'Shazbot sent ya'.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/index.php?guild_id=7516

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Diet version
This guild is awesome. You must join it.
]http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/index.php?guild_id=7516

That would cost me like $1.59 after tax or something. Haha. xd

Wow... sweet.

What about...

A twelve grain bagel toasted with butter
A medium iced cap with hazelnut
Two white chocolate macadamia nut cookies

xd