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 Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:58 pm
Triska ((( Jamie is a guy. Just FYI. Sorry, no 'what happens next' from me because now I'm lost ))) sweatdrop ((now, i feel very dumb.))
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:10 pm
"TARDIS!!!!I told you not to tell anyone about that!!"said the Doctor. "This is a bit...disturbing..."said one of the tolcafane. 'BOOM!', it went as it self-destructed, and shrapnel went everywhere. BOOM! again, and Marvin was left alone. 'oh, what's the point?' were Marvin's final words. SMACK! a baterang(TM) hit Marvin, and he crashed into the glass police box, right before Marvin was going to stick his head in a buket of water. "BEEEEP!!" screamed the TARDIS, and it evaporated, only to reappear moments later with sevral Daleks, to avenge her son's death. The Daleks then exterminated Batman(again), before the TARDIS killed them. ( twisted )
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:48 pm
"Stuff and nonsense," muttered the Doctor aloud.
"Hey," Wonka exclaimed, "that's my line!"
The Doctor lifted an imperious brow. "Your...'line'?"
"My saying, my shtick, my thing," the very strangely attired man said.
"Ah, yes, but if, as you said, that was your 'line', would that not imply that you are merely a fictional character, with your thoughts and actions predestined by some ethereal and unknowable author?"
Willy Wonka stopped and thought, and then appeared to grow perplexed. "Why, then, that would mean I don't really exi-"
Jamie gasped in surprise as their erstwhile companion merely vanished with nary a trace. "Did yeh just rid us of that colourful and wee bit barmy man merely be presenting him with a well posed existential crisis?"
The Doctor smiled enigmatically, and said, "Now, if only we could be rid of the Daleks and the Cybermen and, what the hey, the Master that easily."
Jamie began to snicker, until he noticed that un-Wonka's glass elevator still stood just to one side of the TARDIS. "Doctor...?" he said warningly, watching the elevator gleam menacingly at them.
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((sorry, the muse just lost control of himself- he likes to run rampant sometimes))
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:48 am
The Doctor promptly took refuge behind Jamie with a very girl 'eep.'
The TARDIS bleeped, distressed at her lover for wanting to hurt her Doctor. A sudden idea formed and she leaped (well, leaped as well as a police box could) into action.
She bleeped seductively at the glass elevator- a clearly suggestive bleep Jamie pondered as the Doctor pulled a face of disgust and horror.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:54 pm
The Doctor covered his and Jamie's eyes for a few minutes, and uncovered them when he heard the sound of glass breaking. Then, the Doctor and Jamie went inside the TARDIS, stepping over the broken glass, only to find Tom Baker* inside."How did you get in here?"asked the doctor.
"some bloke said he would bring me to the coffee shop. Who are you? You seem very familiar..." said Tom in response to the doctor's question.
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*Tom Baker rocks meh socks!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:24 am
The Doctor offered the man a hand, a slight inquiring tilt of the eyebrows.
"Name's John Smith," he said, flashing the man a smile as he helped him up "I doubt we've met before- must be your old age catching up with you."
He rubbed the back of his neck a sheepish look on his face "Right, that was rude, sorry" he apologized "rude and not ginger" he muttered with a tone of remorse in his voice.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:51 am
the fourth Doctor rolled his eyes. he was already depressed about being middle aged for Time Lord standards. But then...
"How do you know anything about my age? Are you sure we haven't met? Now if I were to put my finger on it I would say that the answer is probably yes and no."
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:32 am
The tenth doctor says, "Yes, I was you in the past." And the hitts the fourth doctor.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:07 pm
Then there was a long and awkward silence that can only occur when you realize that someone was yourself.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:40 am
The tenth Doctor stared, annoyed with his inability to shut up.
"I was kidding, serious" The Doctor said- silently wishing that he had some retcon on him, oh what one would do to have Jack at this minute with him.
He could feel a paradox coming on.
At that moment, as though by some miracle Jack happened across him.
They hugged each other in greeting "Jack," The Doctor said to him telepathically "Do you have any retcon on your person?"
Jack considered the Doctor, a tilt of the head as he looked between the two men he raised an eyebrow.
"We have a Paradox on our hands, a big one- that's my fourth regeneration you see there" Jack gave him an understanding look on his face as he slipped the Doctor something.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:13 pm
Taking a look at the something that Jack had slipped in his hand, he pulled a face at his one time companion and now universal mistake ("Really, you're an abomination" had been quite harsh, so selective memory had had their re-bonding a bit less brutal). "No," Ten said, "I am not going to snog my former self until he forgets about me entirely for the sake of his own sanity. And don't you dare say 'Hello' to him."
Jack looked put out in that fantastic way in which Jack could, and then shrugged. "Can't say I didn't try. So, nice day for a paradox, isn't it? Anyone seen a stopwatch around?"
The fourth doctor watched this interchange while rubbing his cheek. "Oh, yes, I see. I've heard of this sort of thing happening before. Not this 'snogging' business, of course. That's just rubbish. You know, usually when one or more of us cross time paths it usually means the BBC is attempting to boost ratings. ...Or something truly universe-shattering is upon us. Jelly Baby, anyone?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:18 am
The tenth Doctor frowned and took a Jelly bean with a sigh. He popped it into his mouth and sucked on it.
"Mmm, licorice" he said with a wistful smile- earning odd looks from Jack.
"What?" he asked, frowning at Jack who was eying him up.
"Just never noticed you had an oral asphyxiation" he said, a chuckle escaping him as The Doctor blinking at him.
"It's a good way to chemically analyze things" he defended with a shrug of the shoulders.
The fourth Doctor nodded, a pensive look on his face as he regarded the two "It's true" he said before popping a jelly baby into his own mouth.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:34 pm
((BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!))
"What in the world was that?" the tenth Doctor said, whirling around to find the source of the strange and yet somewhat hysterical laughter-like noise.
"That?", the fourth Doctor returned with indifference. "Just a bit more deterioration in the fourth wall. Or something to do with dimensions."
Jack gave an involuntary shudder; both of the Doctors looked at him. "Sorry, just... dimension talk gives me the wiggins."
"You're an odd duck," both Doctors said as one.
"Nooooo," Jack said, "that is an odd duck." He was pointing past them, for, while the two Doctors had fallen into some strange and circumstantial agreement, a tiny rift- miniscule, really- had opened, allowing a strange duck-like creature with vividly peuce and lilac plumage to waddle serenely into being.
Its beady little eyes took in the three men and their wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey big blue box, and then it promptly opened its mouth to quack at them. This, however, was not a normal terrestrial duck- oh, no. No, this duck had the singular and distinctive fortune to be able to breathe fire. So with that quack, a jet of flame went racing at our three stalwart heroes.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:24 pm
Just then, the writer fell asleep and hit his/her head on the key board.
jhbvgbm,gfc.,hnhujyndxkj,k,xcdl,kcvxkl,cxjknxcdkj,xsjhzxjhzasjiksalkfxdc
A split-second later, another rift opened, and the words came out of it with great speed.
jhbvgbm,gfc.,hnhujyndxkj,k,xcdl,kcvxkl,cxjknxcdkj,xsjhzxjhzasjik--QUACK!
the words hit the duck in the face, and the duck's saliva flew out of its mouth and doused the flames before they could reach Four, Ten, Jamie and Jack. The spit also landed on everything in the room, making it a very grave situation, indeed.(EEEW!) Well, at least Rose isn't here to see me like this, thought Ten, remembering the memory of Rose. At that moment, she appeared through a third rift. "Doctor! I can't believe your here!" she said with delight. "Why..." she asked, realizing the Doctor was covered with duck spit. "...do you have duck spit all over you?"
"Looooooong story." he replied.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:59 pm
"Rose!" exclaims Jake and gave her a hug. "Good to see you. I was concerned when I saw the records on who died. But the Doctor told me what happened."
The tenth Doctor was getting very concern right now. This is the second time it happened. He thought of a person, and suddenly they are here. Granted he was glad to see Rose again. And the hug they had in the next moment shard was wonderful. But this really shouldn't be happening.
When they pulled away, Rose asked, "What happened?"
"I... think this is all my fault. Ever sense I've pulled that trick on Willy Wonka it seems the bariors on what lies in a fictional world is all breaking down. You see, first I thought about Jack, then he shows up, then there was the weird Duck. Now the forth wall is breaking down, and I thought it would be rather embarrassing if you were to see me like this covered in... well."
"Duck spit."
"Yes."
The fourth Doctor put his thoughts in for a cup of coffee. Sure enough one showed up, "Yes, it seems our thoughts is bringing things into being."
Jack asked, "How do we stop this?"
"Well," began the tenth Doctor when something shook the TARDIS, "Sorry, my thought trailed away there."
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