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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:05 pm
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:07 pm
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:08 am
☆═━┈When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry ┈━═☆
❤ⓙⓐⓜⓘⓔ!❤ ~[[Atari burried thousands of copies of thier game "E.T." in a New Mexico landfill. "E.T." the game is now considered the worst game in history by many critics.]]~
☆═━┈ Show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile┈━═☆
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:09 am
Some of those are actually wrong. I just folded a piece of paper eight times. You can sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes just tend to fall out. That's all I remember.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:14 pm
SKIDZ Acid Candy Some of those are actually wrong. I just folded a piece of paper eight times. You can sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes just tend to fall out. That's all I remember. Well, thank you for the correction. I figured you could fold the piece of paper more then seven times, but I happened to be copying the other ones and it was in the middle.. I think I need to add a disclamer.. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:39 am
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
All polar bears are left handed.
and my favorite one
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers
and laser printers all have in common?
- All invented by women.
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:40 am
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be
the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
The name of all the continents end with the same letter
that they start with.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:56 pm
gold fish only have memory of 3 secs
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:31 pm
silentsarcasm3
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury
The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt
Only food that does not spoil: honey
Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird
Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica
Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig
Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water Only food that does not spoil: honey and Mc.Donalds french fries never spoil either.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:39 pm
MahoHaku silentsarcasm3
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury
The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt
Only food that does not spoil: honey
Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird
Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica
Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig
Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water Only food that does not spoil: honey and Mc.Donalds french fries never spoil either. Therefore, there is an ungodly amount of salt in McDonald's french fries.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:46 pm
Sad Mulely The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. I've been able to say that tongue twister in a span of 3 seconds... XD eh! my brain.
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:00 pm
 To Roxy! WHO WILL NOT HAVE CAKE BECAUSE ITS NOT HER BIRTHDAY. A polar bear’s fur is not white, but actually clear. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history to not have a full moon. Rain contains vitamin B12.
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:49 pm
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the
White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners
named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln,
was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy,
was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called
' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin
ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and
his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot,
he was in Monroe , Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot,
he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:10 pm
A person can only stay up 11 days. Or they would die. :3
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Vampire Pestilence Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:17 pm
Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand – an hour hand.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
When you eat too much, your hearing becomes less sharp.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning. (this i know, but most people dont so here it is with freaky facts!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(and since we’re on the subject) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening! (i donno if its true, but if it were, why!?)
Bananas aren’t fruit! They are a type of herb.
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