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 Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:52 am
Sakata Aeris Avalon Sakata Momentum - When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for? PG-13 At worst, there's sexual tension. It's all legitimate automotive help. Kaiba's thought in the fic linked above It had been a long time since Kaiba had felt so obviously stupid, not since he’d let Mokuba talk him into trying out a new videogame of his, Dance Dance Revolution, a fiendishly addictive game which had been created for the sole purpose of making its players look utterly ridiculous. Even within the confines of his own home with only his beloved younger brother as an audience, the young man felt as if he’d never regain his dignity after earning a lowly C on the most advanced level of DIVE, although he was still uncertain if the loss of dignity had been a result of participating in the game itself or his pathetically low score. Knowing that he failed at anything, in even the smallest way, nagged at his mind.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:13 am
Yami Sakura Sakata Aeris Avalon Sakata Momentum - When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for? PG-13 At worst, there's sexual tension. It's all legitimate automotive help. Kaiba's thought in the fic linked above It had been a long time since Kaiba had felt so obviously stupid, not since he’d let Mokuba talk him into trying out a new videogame of his, Dance Dance Revolution, a fiendishly addictive game which had been created for the sole purpose of making its players look utterly ridiculous. Even within the confines of his own home with only his beloved younger brother as an audience, the young man felt as if he’d never regain his dignity after earning a lowly C on the most advanced level of DIVE, although he was still uncertain if the loss of dignity had been a result of participating in the game itself or his pathetically low score. Knowing that he failed at anything, in even the smallest way, nagged at his mind.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:26 am
Arun Mahaado Yami Sakura Sakata Aeris Avalon Sakata Momentum - When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for? PG-13 At worst, there's sexual tension. It's all legitimate automotive help. Kaiba's thought in the fic linked above It had been a long time since Kaiba had felt so obviously stupid, not since he’d let Mokuba talk him into trying out a new videogame of his, Dance Dance Revolution, a fiendishly addictive game which had been created for the sole purpose of making its players look utterly ridiculous. Even within the confines of his own home with only his beloved younger brother as an audience, the young man felt as if he’d never regain his dignity after earning a lowly C on the most advanced level of DIVE, although he was still uncertain if the loss of dignity had been a result of participating in the game itself or his pathetically low score. Knowing that he failed at anything, in even the smallest way, nagged at his mind.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:33 pm
Well, I've done it. This little one-shot is titled, "In Malik's Pants." I tried to keep it semi-realistic. And yes, I've really seen lighters shaped like... er... male organs. I was also eating Pez when I wrote this. Enjoy!
It started out as a normal day. Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou and Malik all sat around chatting and playing Duel Monsters. Then Yugi asked a seemingly innocent question.
“Hey, Malik?”
“Yeah?”
“Your pockets always look really full. What do you keep in them?”
Malik looked thoughtful for a moment. “You know, I tend to just put things in there and forget them. I’m not really sure what I have with me now.”
Malik reached down into his pockets, and came up with a fistful of change. Oddly, it was mostly pennies. He shrugged. “Find a penny...”
Yugi sat counting the coins as Malik dipped back into his pockets. He pulled out a small metal-polishing kit. “What do you need that for,” Tristan asked.
“All the jewelry I wear.”
“But you wear gold,” Tea pointed out. “That doesn’t tarnish.”
Malik shrugged. “It still gets dull.” He eyed the object he’d just unearthed; an amulet of lapis lazuli, shaped like the Eye of Horus. “Hey, cool! I thought I lost this years ago!”
The next item made the group a little uneasy: a package of condoms. “You don’t...” Tea looked uncertain. “You don’t use those, do you?”
Malik looked at her, startled. “Of course I do! Tea, unprotected sex is dangerous!” Tea turned away, face red, as the guys shifted in their seats. Ryou turned a distinct shade of vermilion, so Tristan decided to stare at him instead, which made poor Ryou blush even harder. Malik simply went back to emptying his pockets.
“A Pez dispenser?” Joey poked the Batman-headed candy accessory.
“Yeah, I was having a real craving for junk food the other day, something sweet, and it was the only think I managed to steal before the manager caught me.”
“You stole a Pez dispenser?”
“They rejected my credit card.”
“So you stole a Pez dispenser.”
“Yeah.”
“There are ninety-three pennies here,” Yugi cut in.
“Cool. Ninety-three times the luck.” Malik dug around a bit more before pulling out what, at first, looked like a normal ushebti. But when he pushed a button in its back, a small flame appeared from its head.
“Neat lighter,” Ryou said.
“Thanks. I got it in Cairo.”
Joey picked up a small wad of five-dollar bills that had fallen out of Malik’s pocket when he extracted the lighter. “Are these from before or after you stole the Pez?”
“Those? Those I slipped from the cashier’s pocket as I was bodily removed from the store. He was stealing them from the register, I think.”
Malik unfolded a piece of paper he found, only to flare red and crumple it up. “What,” Yugi asked, “what is it?”
“It belongs to my dark. We won’t go there.” Malik tossed the paper into the nearest trash bin. Then, digging back into his pockets, he pulled out a long, jewel-encrusted dagger. Joey raised his hand.
“Uh, call me crazy, but did you just pull an eight-inch dagger from a six-inch pocket?”
“Yes, I did.”
“How’d you get it in there?”
“Very, very carefully." Malik set down a small pair of salt and pepper shakers. “I always carry these with me. I don’t trust the ones in restaurants.”
“Why not,” Yugi asked.
“Are you kidding? Do you know what people DO to those things?” Malik shuddered. “I don’t even want to think about it.”
They sat in silence a moment before Malik started sorting through his pockets once more. He grinned suddenly, and pulled out a hard plastic object shaped like a p***s. Pushing a button, he showed the group that this, too, was a cigarette lighter. Tea stared at it in disgust. “Why in the world would you have something like that?”
“It’s unique,” Malik said with a shrug. “And, besides, I like lighters. Fire is pretty.”
Everyone inched away from the Egyptian just a bit.
The next item made everyone say “Aw.” It was a crumpled photograph, well worn with age, of a tiny Ishizu and even tinier Malik. A third figure stood in the background that could only be Odion. Yugi picked up the picture for a closer look while Malik, eager for a distraction, pulled out a small first aide kit and a hairbrush. “Necessities,” he said simply. Tea and Joey nodded in agreement while Tristan sat playing with the knife. Ryou was still examining the ushebti lighter.
A ring of keys followed, explained as the starters for the yacht and motorcycle, and another piece of folded paper quickly made it’s way to the trash before anyone could see what it was. A silver lighter joined the other fire-makers, this one with a marijuana leaf etched onto the side of it. Three Tootsie Rolls, a Swiss Army Knife, a packet of moist towelettes, and another handful of change later, and the group sat staring at the complete contents of Malik’s pockets.
“So let me get this straight,” Tristan said. “You have three cigarette lighters and no cigarettes?”
“Smoking is dirty,” Malik said with a shrug. “I just like the lighters.”
Meanwhile, Joey had been experimenting with the Swiss Army Knife and cut his hand. Reaching towards Tea menacingly, he growled, and she shrieked. “Cut that out! That’s disgusting!” The group sat around playing with the various items for a while after that, and then they all went home, both enlightened and very disturbed. Never again would Yugi ask what was in someone’s pockets.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:54 pm
I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:53 am
Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:57 am
Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:16 am
Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:41 pm
Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:28 am
Aeris Avalon Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare *Sigh* I too would love...ah well...^___^ That was just wonderful DMG-san. ^___^ Just beautiful.
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:01 am
Jhessail Aeris Avalon Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare *Sigh* I too would love...ah well...^___^ That was just wonderful DMG-san. ^___^ Just beautiful.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:13 pm
Found another fic for you guys to read. Unfulfilled Vow - Jou has been missing for over a week until he was found brutally murdered but why is he haunting the Kaiba brothers? RI must warn you that while this fic is not yaoi, it is an extremely heavy read. It's not a dark fic, but should appeal to those who are fans of shows like CSI...only with a supernatural twist.
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:11 am
Rina_Kaiba Jhessail Aeris Avalon Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare *Sigh* I too would love...ah well...^___^ That was just wonderful DMG-san. ^___^ Just beautiful.
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:56 pm
Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Jhessail Aeris Avalon Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare *Sigh* I too would love...ah well...^___^ That was just wonderful DMG-san. ^___^ Just beautiful. i've got that habit, too...except mine takes up a whole house. ^^'
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Ore wa Hiaki Mahaado da Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:30 pm
Hiaki Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Jhessail Aeris Avalon Fleurica Aeris Avalon Rina_Kaiba Yami Sakura I'm curious as to what was on those crumpled pieces of paper. stare *Sigh* I too would love...ah well...^___^ That was just wonderful DMG-san. ^___^ Just beautiful. i've got that habit, too...except mine takes up a whole house. ^^'
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