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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:40 am
yo mama is so ugly, she had to get your dad drunk to marry her
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:13 am
yo mamas so lazy she needs a remote for the remote
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:12 pm
yo mama is so fat, it took her 20 minutes to get out of the way of a dodgball
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:04 pm
Yo momma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:39 pm
This is an old one,but this is all you're going to get out of me.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:53 am
bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,bump, bump, bump, bump,
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:53 pm
Yo mama so Fat,her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so ugly,i can push her face in dough and make gorilla bisquits.
yo mama so short,you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.
Yo mama so old,I told her to act her age and she truned to dust.
yo mama so old,she knew burger king when he was just a prince.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:12 pm
yo mama so fat when ever she put on a yellow shirt all the kids yell School Bus! xp
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:18 pm
yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she could sleep
yo mama so stupid she studied for a blood test
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:14 pm
yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:15 pm
heres a good one yo mama so fat she stood on a weight scale and it said 'to be continued'
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:17 pm
yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:18 pm
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:19 pm
yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco 
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:20 pm
yo mama so stinky she made right guard turn left
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