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if she even had a baby in the first place. besides, WHO CARES!?

other than Kane

Haha! My little brother, he's 5, calls Randy Orton, RKO. Even he knew that he was going to come out of the cake! He said to me, "RKO is going to pop out and beat up that old guy(refering to Ric Flair), and the two big guys(of course refering to Batista and Triple H)." Haha. I was laughing my head off because my friend is in permanent denial that wrestling is real(I gotta stop hanging out with him or people will start thinking I'm crazy). So I told him, and said that if my little brother can predict it, then it's fake. Then my other friend starts laughing his head off at the one in denial. Then he(the one in denial) starts walking away...like we're acting crazy.

CHRISTY has won the diva search contest. just wanted to post that since she was the one I was going for.

HHH wants to break Ric Flair's record of 16 World-Level Championships... only 8 more title reigns to go Hunter!

How dare the WWE actually put on a few decent matches last night. (Too bad I fell asleep during one and couldn’t care less about the other with all the interference and crap.) I mean they’re practically ruining the comedic value of Raw with such inferior ideas such as wrestling. I mean why have Chris Benoit when you could have the BABY KILL~! Gene Snitsky? Or why have a Hurricane/Tajiri match (which stunk anyway…) when you could have Lita playing dead while Kane screams NOOOOOOOO!! And threatens the doctors that next week on Raw in that very ring they will have to face KAAAHHNNNNEE~! Guess the WWE just doesn’t know how to completely ******** up a show yet do they? (Just mostly) (And ******** ~sensible~ Randy Orton)

Okay, my rants:

First with Raw:

After Taboo Tuesday, Kane's gotta go. That, or put his mask back on and go back to "D*mn the World" Kane. Seriously... this whole "Kane-Lita-Baby" Storyline... it should've been nixed before it started.

Flair is a loser. He proved that he is not worthy of the title of "Legend" when he eliminated Randy Orton from a shot at the WHC at Taboo Tuesday. Flair proved he NEEDED Evolution to keep going... if Batista gets his match vs Y2J at TT (I know, that's Tiger's name, but it's easier than writing the whole PPV name...) than Randy's gonna kill Flair.

Y2J and Rhyno vs Christian and What's-his-face last night was a storke of genius. Having those two team up was beyond smart, it was just the thing Raw needed. I can't wait to see if these two form a tag team in the future...

MOVING TO SMACKDOWN...

JBL needs to lose the title. I mean, I'm not against the idea of a heel holding the title, but I am against the idea of JBL holding a title. ANY title. Just... fire the loser. Just remember to chant his name this Thursday...
Just
Breaks
Limos.
Just
Breaks
Limos.

Taker vs Heidenreich should be a good storyline. But I want to see Micheal Cole put on some big boy pants and b*tch slap Paul Heyman. THAT would be funny.

Latino Heat and Big Show are (unofficially) a faction now, whether you like it or not. I can't wait to see those two go for the Tag Team Titles and keep them for a while...

Paul London should go against CCC and take the title, then the Not-So-Cool one should leave the WWE... or get moved to a lower slot. Seriously. This guy is NOT cool.

K, nough for now. Buh-bye from the Wild One.

Time to rant about the WWE and things I hate about it.

1. If the storyline goes so that Lita fall in love with Kane, I'm going to shoot puppies.

2. Maven slapped Batista, then beat him in a match. Now that's enough to piss me off, but then Chris Benoit and Y2J come to stop Batista from further hurting Maven. Y2J and Benoit are cool and all, but I'd have much rather seen Maven beaten to within and inch of his life by what Ric Flair called "a walking, talking, human death sentence."

3. Tough Enough...notice who anyone who wins that is never heard from again? And why is Miz from the Real World competing in it? Well, we all know where that'll be going...

4. Flair's robe looks cool tonight. whee

5. Gene Snitsky, other wise known as "BABY KILLER!!11111", is being loded into the new Kane, since normal Kane's too busy ******** "divas" a getting revenge for his "son". They should put Snitsky up against someone who actually poses a threat to him...like Batista. Both men a stong, are sort of built the same way, and have cool facial hair. xd That's actually not a bad idea... *writes it down somewhere*

Well, here are my predictions for the WWE.

Next week there is probably going to be a match that involves Trish and Lita, it might be a tag match though. More than likely it will be Victoria & Lita vs. Trish & Molly or Gail. Or it could even be a 6-woman tag match. Victoria, Stacy & Lita versus Trish, Molly & Gail.

As for Maven beating Batista. I like Big B (Batista), but, I've liked Maven for alot longer. Come on, he eliminated the Undertaker from 2002's Royal Rumble. That's cool. Maven has also held the now defunct Hardcore Title, has Big B, nope he's only held the Tag titles with a 97 year old man.

Tough Enough. Well Twilight, who the hell is Miz? I try not to watch stupid-assed reality shows, so I don't know who he is. I hoping that the dude with the bandana wins, whatever his name is.

As for Flair's robe, it looked like a feather boa (ala Macho Man and Hollywood Hogan).