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 Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:32 am
Tyr looked up at the hole in the ceiling and raised his eyebrows to Set. "See what I mean. You do have to be mad to work here, by the looks of things. Shall I go and find him or shall we let him make his own way back down?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:25 pm
*crawls out of Set's right ear* EWWW!!
There's been an invention a few decades ago called a 'Q-Tip'. I think that you should get acquainted with it. Cusz believe me, you ne... one sec.
*flicks a clump of ear wax off off his shoulder*
You need it.
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Gothic Romantic Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:07 pm
Set stares blankly at Lugh for a full minute before opening his mouth as if to say something, but then appears to think better of it and stops himself. Deciding this must be a performance, he flicks a coin Lugh's way, then turns to face Tyr instead.
"Well, the upshot of this is there's never a dull moment around here, right Tyr?" Set sounds as though he is trying to convince himself of this, rather than Tyr. He then turns his eyes to read what beverages are offered. "Now let me see, I've spent my fair share of time in foreign lands but let me know if I've got this right: beer is the drink of mortals, mead is the drink of the dead, and wine is the drink of the gods?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:09 am
Set Set stares blankly at Lugh for a full minute before opening his mouth as if to say something, but then appears to think better of it and stops himself. Deciding this must be a performance, he flicks a coin Lugh's way, then turns to face Tyr instead. "Well, the upshot of this is there's never a dull moment around here, right Tyr?" Set sounds as though he is trying to convince himself of this, rather than Tyr. He then turns his eyes to read what beverages are offered. "Now let me see, I've spent my fair share of time in foreign lands but let me know if I've got this right: beer is the drink of mortals, mead is the drink of the dead, and wine is the drink of the gods?" Yeah, you just keep on thinking that while I have a glass of Citrus Listerine.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:28 am
"With Lugh around, it tends to be that whoever has the strongest drink wins. We're still trying to get Lugh plastered enough for him to fall over and shut up," Tyr admitted. "Drink what you want, though something not poisonous tends to taste better." He glanced up and down the bar again, then shook his head. "I might have to serve, if Kitsune doesn't turn up. Or you could risk letting Lugh..." There was no needc to finish the sentence. "Forget it. Bad idea."
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:10 pm
Tyr "With Lugh around, it tends to be that whoever has the strongest drink wins. We're still trying to get Lugh plastered enough for him to fall over and shut up," Tyr admitted. "Drink what you want, though something not poisonous tends to taste better." He glanced up and down the bar again, then shook his head. "I might have to serve, if Kitsune doesn't turn up. Or you could risk letting Lugh..." There was no needc to finish the sentence. "Forget it. Bad idea." *stops drinking straight from a bleach container* 'Risk letting Lugh'...what? O.o?????
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:10 pm
Lugh Tyr "With Lugh around, it tends to be that whoever has the strongest drink wins. We're still trying to get Lugh plastered enough for him to fall over and shut up," Tyr admitted. "Drink what you want, though something not poisonous tends to taste better." He glanced up and down the bar again, then shook his head. "I might have to serve, if Kitsune doesn't turn up. Or you could risk letting Lugh..." There was no needc to finish the sentence. "Forget it. Bad idea." *stops drinking straight from a bleach container* 'Risk letting Lugh'...what? O.o????? *Set quickly speaks up in order to avoid getting any weirder ideas into Lugh's head* "Uhh... nothing! Here, let me buy you a few shots of Drano... if they don't have Drano whaddaya want, Liquid Plmbr?" *Set motions to Tyr* "OK, can ya get me a couple Drano-shots for our friend, and... I don't know, single malt scotch if you have it."
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:10 am
He'd been going to say 'risk letting Lugh serve, as he's got two hands', but knew that it relly wasn't an option. We may be immortal, but poisoning still doesn't go down to well. "Will do." With a nod to Draco, he walked round the end opf the bar and started serving the drinks, still keeping half an eye on the Irish god. "Just don't ask for anything on draft, as that would be hard with one hand. Okay?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:09 am
He sniffs the Drano shots. 'You forgot the add the flaming red hair dye." crying *points at Tyr* "You meanie-head!"
He runs around in circles flailing his arms screaming 'TYR IS A MEANIE-HEAD!'
Then after about 6 or 7 circles, he slams into a pillar and sticks.
'Hehe... koala...'
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:29 am
Tyr raised his eyebrows, unable to help thinking that he was glad not to be in the Celtic pantheon if they had to put up with this all the time. Turning to Draco, he spoke almost conspiritorally, pretty sure that it would make Lugh listen simply because he wouldn't be allowed to. "We let him believe what he wants to believe... I really don't know how the Celts put up with him sometimes..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:17 pm
Waitress! Waitress! *Whines Hungrily*
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:38 pm
Name: Atlas
Item: vault of the skies
Job wanted: Security guard (If you need another one.)
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