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Bah, I only go into GD to point out how stupid certain topics are, anyway. Sometimes I exercise my trolling muscles. Just mentioning the word '4chan' has the elitist assholes trying to rip you new.

It's amusing, and considering that I haven't had a lot to do this last week (refer to my post on page 404), it's one of the only forms of entertainment I have. But I digress.

I understand if you may have missed my picture. 3nodding There'll be plenty of other opportunities, I assure you. xD

Then I'm a necrophiliac.
Can I tickle your grave moss? heart


There are four types of guys that habituate most of Gaia:

1) Emo boys. Alright, let me put it straight. A lot of this fashion, in my opinion, looks good on chicks. On guys? No thanks. When I look at someone's a**, I should be able to immediately discern if there's male or female genitalia on the other side. Thinks all songs are about them.



2) Moppy-haired kids who hope they'll get mistaken as scruffy dwarves so they can buy beer. Frequently banters about getting high. Probably has only tried Popeye Cigarettes.



3) Other. 0.34% of Gaia. Usually makes threads about having sex with one's ferret or the precepts of groping one's cousin.



4) Me.

xd ... That just proves that all boys (except one, apparently) are... er...
Anyway! I see a Milky-the-cow banner in Shazbot's sig... I wish I could afford an avi art. I've been drooling over them since I first saw her art.

I would also like to point out that Popeye Cigarettes are most certainly not tasty. Unless one has a taste for a mixture of sugar and chalk.

Never seen them, heard of them, or tried them.

I was wondering when you'd show up againnnnn.

Huzzah! And another carries the 'legacy' domokun .

I'm glad you asked, Veelah.

1) Font girls. This girls are all about making their posts aesthetically pleasing, either to compensate for the lack of anything substantive in their wording or because they're bubbly airheads. Sometimes there are pictures at the top / bottom of each post, or their text is centered in the middle of their posts. Too good for black text. Not always bad apples, though.



2) Yaoioioioi Girls. These harlots like putting kissing boys in their signatures, as though they're making some bold statement; when, in fact, the reality of fudge packing would probably shock and disgust them. These girls think they're cute and unique. Actually annoying and pretentious. On the good some, some make good artists. When they aren't drawing two dudes kissing. Gross.



4) BONUS SECTION --- Cosplayers and Anthro-things. Of both the male and female variety, these people dress up as Sephiroth because the rest of society gets a little uneasy when they walk around with a mop on their heads and plastic swords. Obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually have usernames like Koiu, or Kadajaku, or Pikachu. Anthro-thingies think they're actually animals inside, and like to have sex while dressed as furry woodland animals; masturbates to Yogi the Bear.



Also included in this category are people who think they're vampires. Don't get my started on those wackjobs.

5) Veelah. Veelah is a rare subspecies of Tyrannosauridae, with powerfull jaws and an even more terrifying bellow. Veelah's most unique feature is her distinctive atomic breath. Her dorsal fins glow ominously, and then she expels a concentrated blast of radiation from her mouth, obliterating all in her path. Often found fighting Mothra or Gamera, or eating newly born kittens from the SPCA maternity ward. Also see the Super Shredder.