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Tosuto

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:25 am


This is from that show, The O.C.

Sandy- What's that? It looks like a pirate hat.

Seth- Summer and I are in a war.

Sandy- A pirate war?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:56 pm


Tosuto
This is from that show, The O.C.

Sandy- What's that? It looks like a pirate hat.

Seth- Summer and I are in a war.

Sandy- A pirate war?

LOL

I love Seth! xd He's awesome! heart lol

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:14 pm


"I'd like to oint pout..." -a friend of mine-

from a Simpsons episode:
Mr Burns have sent out goons to kill teh Simpons wile they are driving
*Goons in car tries to knock the Simpsons car ff the road*
Homer: Gnnh! Stupid Female drivers!
*Helicopter comes and tries to crush them*
Homer: Stupid Female Helicopter pilots!

"I'd give my life to be Dead!"
"You get into all sorts of trouble if you kill people if they're still alive."
-both from "Dellamorte Dellamore"-

from the movie "The Evil Dead 2":
Ash: *talking to mirror* I'm fine... I'm fine...
*Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash*
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

"Slipped on the very banana I threw, how Ironic!" -Leo in VGCats at Videogame Cats-
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:12 pm


~ "Math is pointless. All you gotta know it 2+2= 6 and your good!" -Mah Sempai

~ "A man walks up to a raging river and prays, 'Dear Lord, Please give me the strength to cross this river safely.' and God gives him enough strength to swim accross the river. Another man comes accross the river and prays, 'Dear Lord, Please give me wisdom so I may cross this river safely.' and God gives him wisdom and the man leaps over the river. Another man walks up to the river and prays, 'Dear Lord, give me the streangth and the wisdom to cross this river.' God turns him into a woman and he she uses the bridge." -My pastor.

~ "I hope you slip on a banana peel and die!" -Suichi from Gravitaion

~ "Theres a fine line between love and obsession, and I happily have no idea where it is. "

And now my brain dies. XD I can't think of any more at the moment.

` f i n k


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:06 pm


"My immaginary p***s is bigger than yours"
>.< Hiroko is really weird
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:47 am


"A Kiss blown, is a kiss wasted. A kiss desired, is a kiss that's tasted. But kisses carry germs, and germs are hated.... so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated!"

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:42 pm


moouuuu....i got no quotes crying
PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:46 pm


"If every woman has one devil accompanying her, then a handsome lad has seventeen." -Sufyan At-Thawri. 3nodding

NoSuchCreature


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:11 pm


"You cant say I'm drunk until I stop thinking correctly. Which I still am" - me hugging a tree-
PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:27 am


"I am a gay of demonic charms."
-Ono, Antique Bakery volume 1

AkiraKinyota


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:44 pm


"I'v got the flu and you've got an STD, but I want you so bad I'd let you give it to me..."
sweatdrop I forget who I heard this from... I think my two friends were cuddling together or something.

"Tough titties!"

My math teacher yelled that at me when I lost my homework.

Everyone in the class besides me: eek
Me: rofl

I'm so immature...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:23 am


"If at first you don't succeed, just blow the damn thing up."

- ninja me ninja

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:55 am


"Don't worry, midget. I actually have to work at being less creepy then you." --Line from a comic I'm making. ^_^

“Either I’m a demon or a very talented, charming, HANDSOME man.” Vincente, from the story Dark Illustrations.

"Curiosity killed the cat they say, so I have one word for them, whoever they are. Meow." Mischa, from above mentioned story.

"Yeah, an American walks into a British airport and pukes on the floor. Greetings from the states, my English brethren." Julian from... Do I even have to say it this time?
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:07 am


VenusRain
"Don't worry, midget. I actually have to work at being less creepy then you." --Line from a comic I'm making. ^_^

“Either I’m a demon or a very talented, charming, HANDSOME man.” Vincente, from the story Dark Illustrations.

"Curiosity killed the cat they say, so I have one word for them, whoever they are. Meow." Mischa, from above mentioned story.

"Yeah, an American walks into a British airport and pukes on the floor. Greetings from the states, my English brethren." Julian from... Do I even have to say it this time?


That last one was funny! xd

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:44 pm


bite me, i bite back : from me! i say it a lot....
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