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 Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:28 am
Monty: mama said these were my magic shoes. she said they'd take me anywhere. then again, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.
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Mitch: I have nothing to say to the rest of you.
[looks around the room, sees Floyd]
Mitch: Except for you.
Floyd: Me? What did I ever do to you?
Mitch: You are the biggest piece of sh*t I have ever met. I truly hope you burn in hell.
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Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Andy d**k: Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stinks. And that is now why I have a lazy eye
lol sorry..I love those two movies heh
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:07 pm
John Doe: On the subway today a man came up to me to start a converstation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accomodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased and I couldn't help laughing.
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John Doe: What sick, ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross little stage we dance on, what fun we have, dancing and ********, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing, we are not what was intended.
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Detective Mills: C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probaly dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.
- Seven
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:00 pm
Now let us rain some doom down upon the doomed heads of our doomed enemies!
~Zim
I'm gonna sing the 'Doom Song'! Doom doom doo doo doom dooooom! Doomy doomy doom!......(and so on and so forth).
~Gir
Jesus? Jesus doesn't exist! Jesus is a myth! Like the Easter Bunny.
~ Me
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