Veelah
Sure! And you would be my main guy character. ^.^;
Don't make me hurt you.
I'm going to be the website's admin., and take roughly 30% of the profits.
Well, 45%, since it was my idea.
Your first shoot can be with this guy.
(It's a picture of Ron Jeremy dressed like Super Mario. It's hilarious, but this prepubescent pipsqueek won't stop editing my post.)
You're galloping along in an open field on that smelly bag of fleas, when suddenly you hit a stump and are tossed wildly through the air. Then, a pornstar plumber appears out of nowhere and saves you from certain peril, and to reward him, you let him
inspect your plumbing.
We'll call it,
"A Veelah Production: Flung from a Horse, Hung like a Horse."