The Mysterious Barton Vending Machine

[Alienor Kaze]

Splat! Splat! Splat! You get raw eggs!

[inserts coin]  

[kglguy]

You get a fluffy white cloud that hates you.


*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

[Kaze comes crawling out of the vending machine and bites his fingers]

[inserts coin]  

[kglguy]

OH MY GOD!! She bit me!

You get a personal chef.


*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

Ohm nom nom nom... >_>

You get a sexy super model!

[inserts coin]  

[Book4567]

You get a $25 gaia cash card

*inserts coin*  

[kglguy]

Hey, this model isn't super! It doesn't even come with instructions.

You get a back stage pass for a New Kids on the Block concert.


*Inserts coin*  

[Book4567]

you get a free 2 days out of school like me

*inserts coin*  

[Nawa-chan]

You get a Death Note notebook and your own Shinigami.

-inserts coins-  

[kglguy]

You get a Life Note notebook. Sadly, it's not nearly as fun as a Death Note.


*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

You get Cloud's Fenrir.

[inserts coin]

@ Book: OMFG! Splurge time! LOLOLOL!

@ kglguy: But you can bring people like Jesus Christ back to life! gonk  

[kglguy]

You get Richard Cheese's Lounge Against the Machine album.


*Inserts coin*  

[Alienor Kaze]

You get Moneca Stori.

[Inserts coin]  

[Link Shirou]

You get Cacnear domokun

::inserts coin::  

[Alienor Kaze]

Cacnear? confused

You get eight million domos.

[inserts coins]