Great, cubical (and many other shapes) dice gods (you, too, RNG cousins!), please take these cookie offerings and grant me luck where I need it, if only for today. (And shadica, too, she was such a chill bro givin' me these cookies to give you.) In return I shall stop calling you "die" when not applicable. (Also, bro, I might need an extension! A long one. Ugh. 8C)
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:10 pm
O dice gods, please don't let us fail against the mothra. I offer to you pizza and apple cider I bought today. <<>> May you help us take down the fiery beast!
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:25 pm
O great and powerful dice gods and randomizer goddesses! Hear my plea to grant me good rolls in my upcoming battles! I shall offer you a bowl of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream as well as this other bowl of regular Vanilla ice cream loaded with lots of chocolate syrup and sprinkles!
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:06 am
DEAR DICE GODS PLEASE TAKE MY OFFERING OF CAPS LOCK AND AID ME IN THESE BATTLES.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:11 pm
O, great and powerful dice gods, I pray to thee! Thine subject, Gangrel the rattata is in dire need of aid. He wages war upon Snookie, the evil mew, and requires your assistance in keeping the evil frozen for about 4 turns. With four turns, Gangrel would be able to vanquish the evil, and with the resulting confidence boost, become your greatest champion!
O, patron dice gods, in your benevolence, I cry! A victory, a victory, Gangrel's soul for a victory! Give us your support, and let us rise as your greatest champions! In your names do we pray, and offer you this token as incentive, for it is the gift of not only Black Lotus, but that of the knowledge of EastNewSound, perhaps the greatest remixers of all time.
Blessed be you, and may your luck shine down upon us.
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:15 pm
Oh dice god hear my plead. Help with with these up coming battles and I will make you my delicious banana cake.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:16 pm
DEAR DICE GODS I SACRIFICE TO YOU A MYTHEESAUR IN HOPES THAT YOU WILL CONTINUE TO GIVE ME EPIC TROLLING PROWESS IN BATTLES
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:45 pm
Dear Dice Gods, It has come to my attention that you are acting particularly mighty and terribly and mightily terrible towards me as of late. I know not the reason for your anger (was it because I made multiple requests in a short span of time? It only shows my adoration for you. Was it because I tore down your house? If so, I see no reason why it should even affect you, but I suppose I shall apologize) but I would like to request you halt your wrath and aid me once more. Cookies, of course, are offered. They were made with the love only a cook at gunpoint can create, and I'm sure you'll find them most appetizing.
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:39 pm
Dear dice goddess, please help me win again Ryuu. ps. you rock my socks.
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:45 pm
Oh great and powerful Dice gods and Randomizer Goddesses! Hear my plea that I am putting in a day early to make sure it goes through in time! I remember that it took a day for my last one to go through. Surely you were busy and that was why; I do not judge you on how long you take! I am but a humble person begging for your favor. Please grant me a favorable roll when the Paid Raffle gets rolled so that I may win the Lucario or one of my other choices but mainly the Lucario! I care not if you take away my good rolls in my battles. Winning the Lucario is all I want now! I shall offer you your favorite dish: a bowl of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. I will also include a new ice cream flavor in a different bowl: Blue Moon ice cream.
PS I shall also offer up my cosplay avi of Lucario! I shall wear it until the raffle is rolled. May it please you and bring fortune to me.
Oh mighty god of the dice and goddess of randomizers, imbue me with your luck so that i may win something from the upcoming raffle, I do not mind even if i win my last preference in a Pokemon, as long as i win something
In hopes of gaining your favor i leave you my favorite Ice breaker sours berry flavored mints, may they please your taste buds. I also leave a cinnamon scented candle and this ornament made in the dice gods image.
I also offer my undieing appreciation and gratitude should i win.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:52 pm
Oh mighty die god, I dont know what I have dont to anger you, but please let me gain good dice rolls from now on!
Oh great and mighty dice god and randomizer goddess pleas grant me your favor in the raffle tonight, i leave this offering of Hot-chocolate, candy canes and a variety of cake-pops in hopes that it pleases thee
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:46 pm
OH GREAT AND POWERFUL DICE AND RNG GODS AND GODDESSES!! I OFFER YOU THE CUTEST OF CUTE!! In hopes of getting something totally awesome tonight from the Grand Thanksopening event.
And also this video that will be sure to melt your hearts of amazingness... Maybe baby is hungry...
Oh awesome and all-powerful dice gods! I humbly thank your for the gift of good fortune you have granted me in the poketoy battling event! In thanks, I present to you this offering of hot cocoa with cinnamon and fresh whipped cream, as well as a plate of homemade cookies.
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