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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
64
Total: 64 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:16 am
When it became obvious to the winged vampire's purple-hazy-brain that she wasn't, in fact, being attacked but being used to anchor Siddie, Maritess lowered her arms in embarrassment. "U-um, s-sorry, I thought you were someone else," She apologized when there was a distinct sound of something being launched followed by a splash. Confused, she tilted her head again, wasn't Icky with Yaya just a few moments ago? Professor Hyde's appearance didn't seem to help clear things up for Tess either. Up until she finally managed to process the phrase: ...we're out of food.
No! That can't be! What are they supposed to do now?! Eat each other?! Maybe she should fly up out of their reach... hmm, could she bring someone up to the corrividus' nest with her? No! They might try to eat her too! She didn't know anyone here well enough to trust them! Her rather morbid train of thought was promptly derailed when the professor revealed harpoon guns.
Oh. So they didn't need to eat each other after all. Whew. Awkwardly she took one of the weapons, and flew towards the edge of the boat, her flight path clearly wobbly. Tess wasn't particularly good with shooting things. Is it such a good idea to let her handle one of these things? This sudden concern for safety occurred to Tess and, looking at the professor, she asked, "Professor, are you sure we don't have any nets we can use instea-?" FOOMP! Why in Jack's name did she pick a harpoon gun with a hairpin trigger?!
She leaned over to see what she'd caught, and only then did she spy Icky in the water. Was she seeing things because of the purple cruel-aid? "What are you doing there?!"
((ooc: 1st try caught 10lbs))
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Snoofington rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:22 am
The djinn's response confused the boggart a bit; he was sweet? Too sweet, even? The very idea nearly made him gag until he realized it was a compliment from the attractive ghoul so, instead, he set himself to grinning and puffing his chest out before opening his Ebola-Cola and taking a swig. Ahh, tasted crisp and full of pollutants. He looked to Tess as she flapped her way over with a bottle of sun screen and Icky crinkled his nose; he was downright pale but he was far from fragile and he wasn't the sort that would crisp up from the light of day like vampires even though he vastly preferred the night.
"I dun' need it," he dismissed lamely, with no thanks as always. What came next couldn't have been predicted as none of them were paying attention to where their captainprofessor had gone nor who was steering the ship. It lurched and groaned terribly and at first the boggart was able to keep his footing but when Hadiyya caught herself against him there was a brief moment where his wooden claws held and felt along the soft supple skin of her arms before he realized that he was falling backwards.
Colliding heavily with the floor, Icky dropped his Ebola and lashed out with his claws in a fruitless effort to catch the open bottle as it tumbled away and poured into the sea. Another sharp turn of the wheel, this one not even monitored, nearly sent the boat sideways as it careened toward some strange direction. The boggart's claws dug into the wood of the boat but it wasn't enough at the angle and he found himself free falling until he landed with a sickening thump and splash on his back into the water.
He could swim, thankfully, he just wasn't very good at it.
Breaching the surface from his momentary dunk, Icky coughed, sputtered, swore and spit while slapping the top of the water uselessly. Over the commotion and his own splashing, he managed to hear a raised male voice and deduced that professor Hyde was on deck and giving orders once again, which caused him to grit his teeth and kick his legs faster in an attempt to catch up (or at least keep up) with the ship. All the while during the professor's little talk, he yelled and called to anyone that would listen, particularly the dunderhead of a professor.
"OI!" "HEY!" "THROW ME A LINE, JACK DAMMIT!"
Instead, he was thrown a bottle of Vitamin C which he cringed at, picked up and threw back, aiming it at the back of the professor's head. He hadn't managed to hear anything else that had been said but it seemed people were now lining up with harpoon guns on the sides of the ship and-- ...were those syringes? One whizzed past his field of vision, dangerously close to his face and he ducked under the water for momentary cover. Upon peeking back out, he heard Tess call to him and if he could have foamed from the mouth in anger he would have at that precise moment. "I FELL IN! I ain't here te take a swim'n tha' bloody professor wants me 'ere! Grab a rope'r somethin'!"
One thing was for sure: he did NOT want to be hit by one of those syringes.
(( Rolling for if the Vitamin C bottle hit Hyde Even - hit Odd - miss ))
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
44
Total: 44 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:12 am
The hunchback glanced up over the wheel at the sudden sound of a surprised scream followed by the splash- he lifted his hand off of what he thought was a good hand-hold but was apparently a lever. Oops.
He'd have to apologize to the poor boil overboard if he didn't drown. Such a shame, he had interesting Parts...
When Hyde strode back on deck, he quickly stood upright again, gripping the wheel firmly to show him what a good job he was doing to help, but at the mention of being out of food... Christof did not eat, generally. But he knew the others did. Was it safe to fish? There were monsters in those waters after all... But after a quick scan of the horizon it seemed the bats had come and gone. He sighed with relief. Well, he'd have to aim harder from up here, but carefully he shifted to fired the odd, needly harpoon gun into the water, leaning on the wheel to make sure they stayed on course.
After a moment, suddenly there was tension on his line and he hauled it up- maybe he caught an Icky??
Nope it seemed to be... a banana stuck on the needle? He blinked in confusion, wondering if this yellow thing was hallucinated or not. Well, SOMEONE would find it tasty.
8lbs.
((Edit: JUST READ ABOUT no polls XD derp derp editing my posts.))
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OnionGrump rolled 1 100-sided dice:
53
Total: 53 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:46 pm
"Well that was graceful." He snickered; watching as the other boil landed in the water with a large splash.
Wonderful! So this ship did have some useful features! He was impressed! Now even that foul odor that had been stinking up the air for the past few hours was finally gone!
"How long do you think it would take him to swim back to the boat?" He asked, chin resting on his hands and a large grin on his face as he continued to watch the boil flail about. It was hilarious! He could have watched somehting like this all day! But unfortunately the professor had other plans for them. Instead, he wanted them to fish---and not just any regular fishing either! This was going to be fun!
"Careful not to get hit~" He called out to Icky, as he selected and fired a harpoon; watching as the syringe and line flew out across the water. Not really caring where it landed.
Let the fishing begin~
Tybalt caught a Bananafish! 8 lbs
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:35 pm
One moment upright, mostly, using the boil to hang onto what little balance she had left. The next, rather unceremoniously spilled to the ground is the boggart lost his own footing. Thankfully she'd had a hold of his shirt when they went tumbling so her head landed on his stomach rather then the hard deck. Still, the fall had been completely unexpected and she was so terribly stunned by it that her fingers slipped easily from the monster's front as he went flying overboard. Wait.. Now how did that happen? Had they lurched again? No.. If they had, she'd have likely gone over too. "What the hell?"
Scrambling to her feet, the djinn made her unsteady way to the railing. Leaning heavily on it as she searched the water for Icky. "Um, Professor," He was around, wasn't he? "Icky's in the water." On it's own, that didn't exactly seem like a terrible idea, actually. While kind of cute, in a snaggle toothed, freaky sort of way, the boil had stank. With sensibilities far less delicate then some of her fellow ladies, the smell hadn't been too terribly bothersome, but still.
"Are you ok down there?" What was that flying around him into the water? Brows creased in a thoughtful frown as she leaned back from the rail to glance around at her fellow shipmates. They were.. fishing? Reaaaally, at a time like now? Blue eyes rolled, which made the world around her spin a little, which made her giggle. Oh that had been nice.
Spinning sky lines aside though, there was a man over board, and if no one else was gunna go get him, then Yaya would. Looking back over the rail she waved down at the boil in the water dodging needles. "Hold on a minute, I'm coming to get you."
Running back to the table of discarded and forgotten odds and ends, Yaya was lucky enough to find a length of rope of considerable length. One end of which was tied tightly around the base of the mast, the other she looped around her mid section after removing the white over shirt. Now, throwing the rope might have worked just dandy, but being a creature of water, the djinn was actually eager to jump in herself, and she was a terribly good swimmer. All knots secured, ghoul removed her phone to place it with her shirt, then sprinted for the side of the boat, springing off the railing to dive into the sea below a few feet from the boggart. The rope trailing behind her.
Screw fishing, Yaya would play the hero.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
74
Total: 74 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:47 pm
Not a lot of people seemed to be catching anything... except Yaya, it would seem, as Christof leaned over the side of the rail, still floating on a sea of purple as he swayed out of sync with the sway of the boat. She seemed to have caught an Icky. He wondered if she planned on eating him. The others probably wouldn't be so keen, judging by the short burst of smell he had witnessed while creeping by the cauldron. Better try again just to be safe. Carefully checking and rechecking the boat hadn't changed direction while he was distracted, he methodically aimed and fired in once more.
When his line suddenly jerked, although it hadn't felt like he had hit anything, he was nearly thrown overboard as well! A knee against the side of the deck, he hauled the thing up only to frown. He had indeed missed, but something was clinging to the rope with a terrified expression. What... what in Halloween was THAT? Whatever it was, it gave him a happy smile with a yip, finned tail waggling and black glassy eyes glistening. They... they couldn't possibly eat something so... so... Perhaps it was the purple, but the Hunchback's heart melted. He liked this little yipping thing. He decided to name it "Last Resort."
13 Lb Mudkip
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:02 pm
Had she been in her proper state of mind, the undead ghoul would have flown down. It would have been easy, really, being just a winged torso had its advantages except, well, the purple made her even more uncertain about her abilities (and Tess already needed a major confidence boost to begin with) causing her to choose inaction as a course of action. She'd probably mess things up anyway and oh look, Yaya dove in!
She gave an encouraging cheer, granted it sounded more like a horrified shriek than anything, but she clapped her hands as well. "Go Fish, Yaya!" she giggled, suddenly remembering she had to retrieve the needley end of the weapon. She ended up hauling in something distinctly purple and multi-tentacled. Maritess nearly screamed that it was her minipet but figured that it was too purple she had to have been seeing things. Casually, she tossed it aside and attempted to reload the gun none too delicately. Tess seemed to have forgotten that her harpoon gun had a -FOOMP!- hairpin trigger...
Oh Jack, what did she catch now? What was this? A brightly colored fish that smelled, oooh it smelled wonderful and calming and it wanted pizza rolls. "Sorry, fishie, we're outta food ourselves. We might have some fish later, if you're interested." Purple cruel-aid + whatever this Phish was smoking = Tess more mellow than she'd ever been.
((ooc: 2nd try caught 5lbs))
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:16 pm
"I-I'm sorry," Siddie apologized, and let go hastily almost before Tess had finished apologizing back. The winged ghoul seemed a little off balance herself, though maybe in a less literal way than Siddie had been. Actually, glancing around the deck, Siddie noticed that quite a few of the students visible looked confused. ... Had someone snuck a bottle of cider on board?
Then her attention turned to more pressing concerns as Hyde announced that they were out of food. Not that Siddie wanted to eat anything. Just the thought made her stomach-analogue lurch a little. Actually, the idea of fishing was just about as bad, but she couldn't be deadweight on the boat this whole time. She had to do something.
"Something" involved wrestling one of the harpoons over to the railing, propping it there, and poking tentatively at the trigger as though it might bite. (You never knew. It might.)
As it happened, the harpoon did bite. It just didn't bite her. Rather, it hit someone down below in the water. Siddie shrieked a little and contemplated beating a hasty retreat; however, hasty was not her best trait right now, and there wasn't really anywhere to retreat to. "I'm sorry!" she called. Hopefully that wouldn't be the only thing she said to anyone else this trip, but so far the prospect wasn't looking good.
She tugged on the line, hoping that it'd come loose without too much trouble.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:55 pm
Bul had previously remained unaffected by the cruel aid but managed to get a lovely bitter taste from his attempted drink with the TOT's ingredients. Luckily there was an ocean to spit what he had made into. At this point he had assumed everyone was just a little excited and hyper but it didn't take long for him to "catch a wiff" of what was making them silly. "I'm guessing I slept through something, cause I can tell some people here are pre-gamed," Bul turned to Icky and watched the turmoil with Tess and Christof.
-- ((just posting that separate since it was a while back))
Hyde was no longer to be found when the day grew warmer and brighter. It was a welcoming shower of heat for Bul, who managed to climb up the rafting to a place in the crows nest closest to the sun. He really had no interest in fishing but after a good sunbathing he may come down to give it a shot. After all, he didn't want to be the douche that didn't help gather food. A while past and he had almost fallen asleep until the boat made an enormous lurch.
"What the ******** Jack s**t was that?!" he shouted angrily before clinging on tightly to the edge of the nest and looking down below. It was then that he watched Icky go flying overboard. Being tossed aside like that was terrifying for the half beast and while he knew he should help his friend, jumping in that water would only add to the problem.
"Hang on Icky!!" Bul cried and carefully made his way back down, claws burying into the wood whenever the thing rocked from it's temporary captain. Finally he made it down but at that point the girls had gotten it under control, at least enough that he wouldn't have to be jumping in after his boggart friend. "Yo, you guys need help pulling him up??" he asked offering a hand or tail.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:08 pm
Again Sammy was lagging along in a haze of purple. Turning slightly she watched Tess' offer tilting her head trying to figure out what the bottle offered was. Sun screen? Did she need that? Could dead flesh burn at all from sunlight? Probably not. Slowly she started to shuffle along the boat spotting a rather sad looking Siddie shuffling along towards the edge of the boat. "Siiiiiid-eeeeee" She chimed stumbling towards her in a purple haze. (On that note the haze made Siddie look really good.)
It was at this point Siddie proped a giant harpoon gun of doom on the railing before falling backwards from it. "O-oh god S-siddie?!" scooting over, or rather stumbling a bit more considering her mind wasn't quite right at the moment. "T-tess, h-help Siddie is, Siddie is I dun know..." She waved her hands a bit towards Siddie pointing out the poor Shadow monster stumbling about after firing the harpoon gun.
"Dun let her fall!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:41 pm
"Sammy!" Siddie reached out automatically to her ghoulfriend, half-falling against her. "You look like you need to be held up yourself," she pointed out, peering worriedly at the zombie.
"I already fell on her," she mumbled, peeking worriedly at Tess from under her parasol. "I just hope she's not too mad. I can stand, really. Oh - the people in the water - I have to get back to the rail, Sammy, I - I shot someone by accident ... "
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
34
Total: 34 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:04 pm
Things had never been this pleasant and calm for Tess. It felt like all was right in the world and that even without her legs things were perfect. Bul's sudden arrival and question about needing help was met with a silly giggle and a shake of her head, "Me? Nope! Yaya and Siddie might." Speaking of Siddie, Sammy's request for Tess to stop the shadowy ghoul from falling received a sluggish thumbs up and a goofy grin. It seemed that as long as Tess didn't see the patchwork or the labcoated boil she'd be as docile and agreeable as... Uh... as unconcerned and irritable Arel was. So with that, she tossed her harpoon gun lightly to the side and tried to make a grab for Siddie. (Again there was the sound FOOMP of the gun going off.) But it seemed she was too slow. Oh well, no harm no foul, right?
"You both okay?"
((ooc: total weight caught is 20 lbs.))
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lizbot rolled 1 100-sided dice:
83
Total: 83 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:21 am
Turning away from the fishing and heartfelt rescue, Dr. Hyde goes to inspect the ejection lever to make sure it's still in working order...
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lizbot rolled 3 10-sided dice:
6, 4, 9
Total: 19 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:26 am
A panel beneath Valentino's feet shudders violently, knocking the zombie down. With a fierce scowl, Hyde goes to check it's spring. The student should have gone flying toward the water in a graceful yet hilarious arc! This sort of failure wouldn't do, at least not on his ship.The OOC To avoid crew starvation, The Risk Factor itself prevented a bad event! Fishing will continue so that nobody starves! Huffing a bit, the doctor turns to the lucky student, "You look thirsty, there..." Hyde appears to be attempting to remember Val's name. "...ah...you." He hands the boil a cool glass of LemonRaid, "Remember to stay hydrated!" Val will think back on this moment often, as he lies weeping softly in his bed that night. Why the tears? Because the world... it's just so sad, isn't it?The So-Called Teacher Bonus Though saved from the water, Valentino finds himself confronted with lemony-fresh depression and loses 4 hp.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:00 am
Gone Fishing! Too bad there's no fishing poles or a row boat! But don't worry, you're in good hands with Dr. Hyde! He's brought several large harpoon guns..though bearing needles of questionable content instead of actual harpoons. "Don't worry if you miss, the drugs will do the rest of the work! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone can take up to three turns at fishing! Just remember that for every 50lbs of food you catch, 1 day passes ICly! (Turns are reset! Those who used them all last round, may still go again!)  How to fish: Roll 1-d100! Your roll determines the fish you catch! Post your total lbs caught with your final attempt!  1-20 Ghost Fish "...it's not very convincing..." 1 lb  21-40 Phish "It seems pretty relaxed...did it just ask for pizza rolls?" 5 lbs  41-60 Bananafish " Where is your god now?" 8 lbs  61-70 Tentacool "Some of you guys look a bit disturbed. You know what I find disturbing? Starvation." 10 lbs  71-80 Mudkip "so i herd u liek them..." 13 lbs  81-90 Gayfish "Especially desirable for those who like fishsticks." 15 lbs 91-100 Justin Bieber "I liked his old hair better." ... "Throw it back."
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