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"Pointless?" Titus' expression was nothing less than amused. "What's not pointless really? Sometimes its better to get enjoyment out of pointless things than be buried and miserable under others."

He saw the feline staring off in the distance but honestly there were so many things, Titus had no clue what she was looking at. Would he care otherwise? Probably not.

"Of course this place screams Titus." As if to prove his point he snatched a plush animal from a kid running passed and quickly threw it back over his shoulder and over the fence into no man's land. The kid stopped as if unsure what happened and turned to stare at the demon with the biggest saddest eyes as he watching his plush disappear.

"Scram Junior."

Tears began to well up and the kid ran off screaming to who knows where. Likely his parents were no where close.

"All the entertainment I could ever hope for." So....he didn't really come for the park. That much was obvious now.

"Ha ha, maids. That's a joke," Though what an intriguing idea. It wasn't like his family didn't have money he just had to do 'jobs' to earn it. They had keepers for the house but he wasn't entitled to their help. If he couldn't make food he didn't eat, if he couldn't clean he simply lived in filth, and so on. His father could be a hard a** at time telling him it would make him value such commodities later in life. Right....sure...what the ******** ever.

"You think you know a lot about me and while amusing you're about a league off." The comment about the parents was brushed aside. Like the little brat would be able to find him again. This place was huge.

"Good luck Ms. Boil, remember Plan B is to flash some panties." And while she was off to woo some boils Titus took that moment to wander off a little to get a drink. He was still within sight of the feline so he could watch her movements but it gave him an opportunity to look around because honestly...he liked the games.

From afar Titus could see the approach Riyo was going to take. Ah, the helpless damsel. This ought to be good.

With a drink in hand the demon had a seat on a bench and watched the scene unfold. If only he had popcorn. He really didn't think this would go well by any means, the feline was probably loathing herself right about now for stooping to this level. Oh how delicious.

Titus really wished he could hear the conversation. He expected it was a grade A performance so at the moment he was narrating in his head what was possibly being said.

'Hey there sweet cheeks. What's a ghoully like you doing looking so down?' Titus was fairly certain this was accurate.

'Oh woe is me. I am but a poor pitiful ghoul. Please pity me, boo whoo whoo.' He also thought that was pretty spot on.

'Let my amazingly meager and lanky form offer you comfort.'

'Oh, would you? I would be ever so grateful~ I was just brought to tears by how pathetic I am.'

'You do look pretty pitiful but so do I. I think we can go places babe.'

This conversation was gold. Titus had no idea what was really being said but he felt his mental narration was close enough. But what was the boil doing now? He was looking toward the games now with a determined look in his eye. Was he...going to attempt to get Riyo something? Why did that irk him a little? Oh well, best to see how this played out.

Oh this was too rich. Titus held back his laughter for the first few moments just watching the ghost try to handle the ball. The first lame throw and Riyo would no doubt hear him crackling in the distance. When the ball clinked off the bottles Titus roared with laughter. The game owner even pitied the poor boil. A sucker for a sucker.

What did Riyo think of her choice? Titus was dying to know. It looked like she was keeping it together well but whatever the boil said, whatever magical words managed to leave his lips had obviously made Riyo snap. The lollipop was shoved into his mouth and he was promptly flipped off as Riyo stormed away.

"AHAHAHAHA!!"

Titus nearly doubled over then with laughter unable to contain himself. The only thing that made him stop was the subtle tap on his shoulder.

"Hey, Bub."

White eyes turned back and first glanced the little scareling from earlier. The one he had taken the toy from. As his eyes moved a little over to the side he saw the knees of another figure....a large figure. It felt like he had to keep turning upward before he was finally able to see the face of this...creature. Was it a man? Was it a woman? Titus had no idea. The thing was wearing a moomoo but had the voice of a lumberjack and the features of one too.

"My kid says ye took his toy." The parent said in a growl.

Hahah...ha..ha okay good feeling gone. Titus was certain this person was going to beat him into oblivion. Carefully he rose from his seat on the bench holding his hands up defensively. Had he expected the kid to come back? Not really but he hadn't helped his cause by staying in the same area.

"Je suis désolé, mais je ne parle pas Anglais." Titus hoped to throw a bit of confusion in there with the French, it seemed to work a little since the lady man thing had no idea what he had just uttered. Carefully he made his exit, slipping into the crowd and heading toward Riyo. He did his best to keep a smile on his face but unexpectedly looped an arm through her's once he was close and pulled her along.

"This side of the park is rather dull, maybe you'll have better luck by the rides."

"You wouldn't be the first screamer," Titus said it with such a matter of a fact tone it was hard to tell what he meant by it and he really didn't go into detail as he looked over his shoulder to see if he was being followed. Aw Hell, there it was. The large burly creature was hard to miss, the kid dangling off an arm like a marsupial. Best to pick up the pace.

"Why? Do you like me touching you?" Titus asked as he turned back around to face the feline. "I figure you, like most cats, if not forced into a direction will just wander off and do whatever the ******** you please. I'm just keeping you one task." A fat lie but that was all Riyo got as they weaved through the crowd and took a sharp turn toward the rides.

The next time Titus looked back the coast was clear. Either they had lost the towering lumberjack or it had lost interest. The demon came to a stop for a moment to compose himself having a look around at their current location. There were a number of rides about. At the moment they were in the less intense ride area with the spinning spider, broken teacups, swings, and small roller coasters that only had hills. Up ahead though it was easy to see the larger roller coasters and some of the other rides that were no doubt meant to thrill you or make you pee your pants.

Titus acted like she hadn't said a word about him not answering her question...mostly because he still wasn't inclined to answer. He had noticed her slowing down though and finally halted when she decided to complain.

"Fine fine," Titus stood there and waited looking down at her awkward shoes. "You woman and your shoes. Why wear something that's going to pinch and rub and apparently cause damage," If that was in fact blood by her ankle and not a trick of the light. "When I could care less if your two or three inches taller."

Looking back just to be sure the demon didn't see the towering giant anywhere. The coast was clear for the time being. With that in mind Titus pointed to a nearby bench. "Sit down and take the stupid things off if you can't walk in them."

Scared of shoes....Titus had nothing for that. It was probably the dumbest thing he had ever heard though why should he be surprised? The demon had walked into plenty of dreams with the oddest things. He once walked in on a dream where a ghoul was stuck in a tree and there was a tiny kitten at the base of it meowing at her. The ghoul was panicking so bad the kitten might as well have been a lion with blood dripping from its maw.

Titus thought about suggesting she stop in one of the gift stores to find something else to put on her feet but the sudden new voice had his head whipping around. Who was this a*****e?

Titus' brow quirked with annoyance. Just listen to this guy. He apparently thought himself hot s**t. Smooth talking jerk off. The sight of him pissed Titus off and the more words that poured from his mouth made the demon want to gag.

When Riyo finally looked toward him Titus had no idea what she wanted. He looked at her for a moment matching her quizzical look. It wasn't until a moment later that he realized she was silently asking him if that counted. To truly be an a*****e Titus would have shook his head. Technically he hadn't asked her out but the demon decided to be generous and gave a slight nod with a shrug. Sure, whatever, close enough he supposed. Might as well give her one. How lucky would she get by the end of the night anyway? Maybe this way they could move on and be done with this leather wearing broom head.