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 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:49 am
Because the poultry market was on his side of the road and he couldn't bare the thought of seeing his mother's dead, naked, carcass up for sale as if she were nothing but meat to be had for someone's meal.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:22 pm
Selene Rosara Because the poultry market was on his side of the road and he couldn't bare the thought of seeing his mother's dead, naked, carcass up for sale as if she were nothing but meat to be had for someone's meal.
ninja
Good job!
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:38 pm
...because chickens are female, and the rooster was feeling rather frisky that day.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:38 pm
Latent Undoing Selene Rosara Because the poultry market was on his side of the road and he couldn't bare the thought of seeing his mother's dead, naked, carcass up for sale as if she were nothing but meat to be had for someone's meal.
ninja
Good job!
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:43 pm
Because it was the monkey's day off. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:39 pm
Since no one else has posted a response in just about a week, I'm going to submit the answer and bedazzle all of you! So.. What answer from a boring economics class applies to this question that makes it more true than anything else? Well.. here goes.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Answer:
Because the chicken wanted to.
It's the fundamental reason why we do anything because it's the best of all given possibilities or choices at the time. We always taken the consequence we feel will merit the greatest reward in the end for some reason or another. Now.. that reward can be tangible or not.. Very basic, fundamental root of our every day actions. Scary, isn't it?
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:23 pm
Latent Undoing
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Answer:
Because the chicken wanted to.
thats deep man....
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:02 pm
Latent Undoing Since no one else has posted a response in just about a week, I'm going to submit the answer and bedazzle all of you! So.. What answer from a boring economics class applies to this question that makes it more true than anything else? Well.. here goes.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Answer:
Because the chicken wanted to.
It's the fundamental reason why we do anything because it's the best of all given possibilities or choices at the time. We always taken the consequence we feel will merit the greatest reward in the end for some reason or another. Now.. that reward can be tangible or not.. Very basic, fundamental root of our every day actions. Scary, isn't it? The question does not state that the chicken WILLINGLY crossed the road. Therefore there are a veriaty of incidental occurences that could physically force the Chicken across the road despite him having decided to stay on the side he was already on. Such as if the chicken did not want to cross th road because the meat market was on the otherside, but was then kidnapped by aliens and leashed, experimented on and then dropped back down where a farmer found him and dragged him, kciking and screaming across the road despite the chicken's every attempt to resist the farmer. The answer fits the question and cannot be reduced to the fundemnetal principle that the chicken wanted to. Further more there are more plausible answers that can fit the general question that, in order to give a finite answer, must specify more that the Chicken willingly crossed the road.
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Kai Karasurei Vice Captain
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Kai Karasurei Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:11 pm
Quarter of an omen band,
Go fast because you must.
Hold me not - I am a lack,
When fields are naught but dust.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:14 pm
Kai Karasurei Quarter of an omen band, Go fast because you must. Hold me not - I am a lack, When fields are naught but dust.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:22 pm
Kai Karasurei Quarter of an omen band, Go fast because you must. Hold me not - I am a lack, When fields are naught but dust.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:51 pm
Time? Space? Void?
*shrug* Not like I'll ever figure it out, anyway.
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Kai Karasurei Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:07 pm
Latent Undoing Kai Karasurei Quarter of an omen band, Go fast because you must. Hold me not - I am a lack, When fields are naught but dust. *clears his throat* Find alternate meanings for one of the words in the second line.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:19 pm
rolleyes I may as well add my two cents just to eliminate another wrong answer. Speed.
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Kai Karasurei Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:31 pm
Darz rolleyes I may as well add my two cents just to eliminate another wrong answer. Speed. Speed is another word for fast, but it has the same meaning. *I made the same mistake to, when I first read this...it was the last line that gave it away for me* but if you find the alternate meaning and read through, it makes sense....
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