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[Master Nemesis]

Antique Queen

Owo

*Shoryukens*  

[opaj]

Why must I drink beers? I do not like beers...  

[Master Nemesis]

Because your god demands it! MORE BEER FOR THE BEER GOD!!!  

[opaj]

WHY GOD WHY  

[Master Nemesis]

Because he lost his job, and then his wife left him. o_o


Also, someone ran over his dog.


And his wife.


And his job.  

[opaj]

As she was leaving him?  

[Master Nemesis]

No. First they ran her over, THEN she left him.


By being dead.


What a b***h.  

[Abyssal Majesty]

Holy crap.

I've never met the Opaj-man before.


*wavewave~*

 

[opaj]

Them's the breaks, I guess. He probably did something to deserve it, I'm sure.


*wavewavewave* Hallo!  

[Master Nemesis]

Well, yes. He's an alcoholic that abused his wife. And his dog.  

[opaj]

He wasn't driving the car, was he?  

[Abyssal Majesty]

*Late reaction to Shoryuken.*

Ow.

And how is you Opaj?

*Takes Nem's cat and keeps him.*

Mine. My Po.

 

[Master Nemesis]

Of course not. That would be ridiculous.


He was merely drunkenly passed out in the driver's seat.


*Plays tug-o-war with Po, who got neutered last week*


Speaking of which, I watched Kung-Fu Panda again today. That movie refuses to diminish in awesomeness. xd  

[Abyssal Majesty]

Dawww poor Po~

No more bed accidents...XD

 

[Master Nemesis]

*Snort*