OOC - NO U

[Akemi Mercuraki]

Here is his latest work to try and cheer you up.
By the Creator of Shaman King and Stan Lee I bring you Ultimo.
http://www.onemanga.com/ULTIMO/  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

ninja

 

[Master Nemesis]

Ryugi Kazamaru

ninja

*Assassinates, because I'm just that much better at being a ninja than you*  

[Akemi Mercuraki]

Master Nemesis

Ryugi Kazamaru

ninja

*Assassinates, because I'm just that much better at being a ninja than you*

*Saves because I am yet even better*  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

 

[Master Nemesis]

Akemi Mercuraki

*Saves because I am yet even better*

This is what a ninja should be like.


This is not.


So no, you aren't.


*Stabs Ryugi though his non-burning heart while he's powering the attack up*  

[Akemi Mercuraki]

Master Nemesis

Akemi Mercuraki

Master Nemesis

Ryugi Kazamaru

ninja

*Assassinates, because I'm just that much better at being a ninja than you*

*Saves because I am yet even better*

This is what a ninja should be like.


This is not.


So no, you aren't.


*Stabs Ryugi though his non-burning heart while he's powering the attack up*

I find that offensive on multiple Levels.  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

I find it offensive that YOU find it offensi-GUAH!!

*gushes blood in Nem's eyes* mad  

[Master Nemesis]

Akemi Mercuraki

I find that offensive on multiple Levels.

*Mission Accomplished!*

Ryugi Kazamaru

I find it offensive that YOU find it offensi-GUAH!!

*gushes blood in Nem's eyes* mad

*Wipes it off and licks off finger*


=D  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

*Forms up around Nem and Self-Destructs, taking out a good portion of the city with a sword-shaped explosion*  

[Master Nemesis]

Ryugi Kazamaru

*Forms up around Nem and Self-Destructs, taking out a good portion of the city with a sword-shaped explosion*

*Survives . . . only for my face to fall off and psychologically scar the wimpy 14-year-old kid inside me*  

[Akemi Mercuraki]

Master Nemesis

Ryugi Kazamaru

*Forms up around Nem and Self-Destructs, taking out a good portion of the city with a sword-shaped explosion*

*Survives . . . only for my face to fall off and psychologically scar the wimpy 14-year-old kid inside me*

*Teleports Ryugi into a newly built Evangelion Unit for the battle*  

[Ryugi Kazamaru]

Oh sweet god.

Dragon Ball Z: Abridged is ******** hilarious.

Actual Transcript from video:

Quote:

Radditz: Haha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your own strength in a one on one battle... A cunning strategy... No... No no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?

Piccolo: (background, chargin' his laser) Retarded?

Radditz: That's it! Thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian I-

Goku: Nuh uh, Yoshi.

Piccolo: (background, still chargin' his laser) I'm not a god-damned Yoshi!!

Goku: But you said you were!

Piccolo: (background, STILL chargin' his laser) Its called SARCASM!

Goku: What's that taste like?

Piccolo: (background, laser, chargin' it) Dammit Goku!!

Radditz: (crushing Goku's ribs) STOP IGNORING ME!!

 

[The Last Pedigree]

HonoRaven

o.0? *curls up under the couch, shaking her head*

*investigates*