The LIAR! Game.

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! The last one would be a naked Naruto!

The Konoha ninjas are in constant battle with Suna over whose sexier  

[3differentsides]

Lair!! It's over who has the hotter couple, the gay couple. X3

There is only one thing Ino wants for her birthday, and it's a brain.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! She wants Sasuke's hot butt, but of course that'll never happen!

Chouji calls Gaara, Gaara of the Dessert (lol, sweets joke)  

[3differentsides]

Liar! He calls him Panda-boy.

Sai wears a belly shirt because he wants Naruto to notice him.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! Its to attract all the guys (and it works!)

Kiba frequents sexual encounters in the winter due to low tolerance of the cold  

[3differentsides]

Lair!! It's in the summer.

Sasuke left the village in search of another stuffed lion plushie to add to his collection since he had bought all of the ones in Konoha.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He was searching for the Legendary Crystal d***o!! (lol, spoof from Indiana Jones)

Shino signs all his love notes to various others with computer siggies such as XD  

[3differentsides]

Lair! It's only the ones to Shikamaru that he signs like that... all the others he actually draws the faces.

Iruka wanted to give summer reading to the academy students... but it wasn't the normal chapter book...  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He was gonna...but Kakashi kept screwing up his curriculum!

Tsunade is really into girls  

[3differentsides]

Lair. She is really into guys that dress up as girls that dresses up like guys that dresses up like girls that do the can-can.

The only class that Sakura failed was spelling.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! It was Sex Ed

Jiraiya plans to build a harem of Konoha to attract tourists  

[3differentsides]

Lair!!! Jiraiya's funding the project, it was all Kakashi's idea.

In order for Lee to prove his worth to Gaara, he first had to win over Kankuro. If you know what I mean... wink  

[_StarryNightCelestia_]

LIAR!!! He has to win over Kankuro AND Temari, if you know what I mean XD.

Naruto has a thing for rubber duckies. ^_^  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He has a thing for rubber chickens!

Shizune had to take a course on learning how to cope with her drunken boss  

[3differentsides]

Lair! It was to how to deal with her boss while she's drunken. If you know what I mean.

Everytime Gaara gets sick, he moves into the desert or else his sand will leave boogers all over the village.