The LIAR! Game.

[3differentsides]

Lair. He wants to be the angsting KING of Darkness.

Neji loves to watch soap operas on the weekends.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He likes to watch Maury on the weekends

One Two Three Four! I declare a p***s war! Five Six Seven Eight! Lee is getting a**l raped! By Gaara! And he likes it!
(yes folks, that IS a reply i dare anyone to reticify! Do it in a cheer if you can! >:])  

[3differentsides]

(( rofl I love it!!!))
Lair! Gaara, Kabuto, and Gai-sensei are a** raping him.

For one hundred yen each, Sasuke gives ear pericings with his teeth.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! For 1 hundred yen each he will do unspeakable things of the buyers choice with his teeth.

Akamaru is actually a ferret in disguise  

[3differentsides]

Lair! Akamaru is the nine-tailed beast's twin sister in disguse.

Neji loves to use size 3 font for his posts on the internet to annoy people.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! HE LOVES TO MAKE THINGS AS BIG AS POSSIBLE SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS SCREAMING!

Hinata relies on Naruto for confidence when seducing girls  

[3differentsides]

Lair! She relies on Naruto, Sasuke, Iruka, AND Neji to seduce girls.

When Sasuke smiles, a frog somewhere gives birth.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! When Sasuke smiles, you know he got laid by Naruto

Gaara has attempted suicide in 43 different ways  

[3differentsides]

Lair!!! It's only been 42 ways. He realized that ways #23 and #38 are the same.

The day after Naruto got his new camera, it broke because he tried to take a picture of Kakashi with it. Looks like it couldn't handle the sexyness.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! It broke when he accidentally squshed it making out with Kakashi

Temari has found its okay to squeal over GaaraxKankuro incest when she found Kankuro's adoption papers  

[3differentsides]

Lair! She found it more enjoyable to squeal over it after finding the papers.

Hinata became a SasuNaru fangirl after she heard Sasuke's confession to Naruto.

((Oh man... I just came from a convention over the weekend and this stuff makes me remember it all....))  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! She's the one who set them up to start with!

(HOORAY FOR 1000 POSTS!)

Tonton is totally hitting on Pakkun  

[3differentsides]

Lair! Tonton is hitting on Gamakichi!

((Yay!!!))

Sasuke can't spell "Naruto" correctly.  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Liar! He can't spell at all!

Hinata's secret ambition is to become a mercenary  

[Deidara Art Is A Bang]

LIAR! Hinata's secret ambition is to get in Naruto's pants.

Itachi steals Kisames clothes and squirls them away in his pillowcase.