General OOC!

[Jalapenor]

That's so unbelievably epic lol

If I were you I'd probably buy me a bunch of dogs and name them after the those f*****t shapeshifters , ATTACK JACOB! doesn't that make you s**t your pants in fear? rofl  

[Jalapenor]

Oh Lene xD

I'm afraid I'm going to have to post tomorrow sad But I will make sure to please you ;D

AND NO COFFEE FOR LENE! O___O END OF STORY ;>>  

[Ritalin Bombs]

Mkay. I shalls be looking forward to ett.

Marlene will resume pouting, then.  

[xmoonlightblossomx]

haha, nice xd twilight is a stain on feminism sad it annoys me how bella is so obsessively devoted to edward and how when she isn't with a guy, she's weak.
random question.....but where do house-elves come from? i mean you dont see house elf babies toddling around  

[Jalapenor]

I have no idea D:

Though I bet if asked , Rowling will certainly find us some rwisted unreasonable answer. Such as "they are born from house spells that go horribly wrong , they are found under the floor boards the next day" ._.

But you know... she should give us an explanation about Hagrid's and Maxime's and ever other half-giant/ess's parents.I mean thats just...WOW.  

[Sparrow Puppy]

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Where is Potter scream He's like too important to be on hiatus emo

And I feel like house elves don't reproduce that often. Families only seem to have one at a time but maybe there are house elf breeders or something idk... I've actually thought about this before but could never come up with something.

Or two families will bring their house elves together to get a child...idk...

 

[Ritalin Bombs]

Y U NO HERE JAMES? crying

That's an interesting theory, Sparrow.  

[Jalapenor]

U BE SAD BOUT JAMES?! *whips out red wig* HOWDYOUTHINKIFEEL?! gonk  

[Ritalin Bombs]

JAMESIE! GET ONLINE FOR LILY'S SAKE!

pweaseidon'ttoseeherdeadoranything  

[Ritalin Bombs]

can'tkeepmarlenedown.

Lils is so smart. But Lene works on decaf also. xD  

[Jalapenor]

FUR LILY'S SAKE BISH D;

I just read my post again and I burst out laughing lol red wig.. oh god...I'm so hammered xD emotion_brofist ?

and

MEI WE SO HAPPY YEW BE BACK , I THINK I JUST SHED A TEAR OF UBER JOY! emotion_donotwant  

[Jalapenor]

AND THAT'S WHY MORNIN ONLY! xD

at least she won't make them suffer at night (?) or maybe she will.... as a revenge for depriving her of her before bed coffee! O_O oh my god...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF MARLENE!  

[Ritalin Bombs]

EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. emotion_donotwant

She will. Aren't we Gryffindor gals gonna have a sleep over to catch up or something?

YOUCANHASBROFIST emotion_brofist  

[Jalapenor]

COURSE WE WILL!

but I do wonder how many girls are in the same dorm room...

Lily , Lene , Dorcas , Mary , Tabitha , Emmeline , Alice.. did I forget anyone?

I though only 10 students are put in each house (?) xD five being girls and five being boys...but now it seems we have seven girls?! oh jeez... Gryffindor gonna wreak havoc this year O____O

and ...Pottermore! I've been waiting for it to open up for two months now! do you know how excited I was as I put an X over the days on my calendar? and now they're making us wait...longer...WITHOUT TELLING US HOW LONG WE'D HAVE TO WAIT THIS TIME! D;

Merlin's baggy pants! >.<

and yay BROFIST :3 emotion_brofist  

[Ritalin Bombs]

Lene is pleased. emotion_dowant .

Lils, Lene, Dorcas, Mary, Tabby, Emme, Alice, Jenny. I think that's it.

My irl friends are waiting for Pottermore too. I stalk Pottermore Insider for them.