OOC - NO U

[Dante Decker]

Yes, yes you did.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

1. Reiko does no wrestling moves. Crawley does. And Crawley is no where near as big as Reiko.
2. Not only did Reiko come first, but he punched a hole in Kasuga before it became the cool thing to do.
3. Reiko does not style his hair in such a fashion.
4. Reiko does not wear silly arm bracers. His muscles are so massive and dense that he does not need protection from anything.
5. Reiko has no power aura. Reiko has no powers period. All feats are due to physical prowess. This includes, but is not limited to.. destroying the universe by rolling his eyes... a quarter of a quarter of a quarter of the way.
6. The only picture(s) that can be used to reference Reiko are those of BISCUIT OLIVA from the Grappler Baki series. All others are incorrect and insulting.  

[Designated Hero]

Agreed.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

HERO.

*bearhug*  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Tenkai Matsumoto

If he uses no powers, then what's all this talk of "Pupu" whatever?

Reiko does not use Pupu power anymore. What was Pupu power has been replaced with ULTIMATE MUSCLE.

But Reiko still goes to Pupu Heaven when he dies cause he's a pupu. (chosen one)  

[Dumble Dee]

Is that pronounced "poopoo" or "pewpew"?  

[Designated Hero]

Because, like DA Athan, his body is more powerful than any sort of "protection" he could wear over it.  

[Designated Hero]

ULTIMATE MUSCLE.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Tenkai Matsumoto

So his power is just having really thick, hard muscle?

Then why doesn't he need arm guards?

He does not have a "power."

And the reason why Reiko is so strong is because he went crazy trying to prepare to fight Kasuga/Vahn again. And he got so strong he can't exist physically in the normal realm without breaking it.

So for a time he sat in a cave in a mountain and didn't move much because it caused EARTH TRAUMA.

But then he got even stronger and just had to disappear from the normal realm all together...

UNTIL...

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And like Hero said. Why would he need arm guards? Whether in this world or the next, things either don't hurt or break upon contact with him.

Sex with Reiko consists of him tearing you in half with one thrust. Literally. But it's instant and will be the best orgasm you ever have.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Deegrading

Is that pronounced "poopoo" or "pewpew"?

it is "POO POO"

"pewpew" or "piupiu" is the sound effect for sabin's bumrush attack, according to nekki.

and bumrush is codeword for a**l (or gay) sex.

Which is why Reiko has a Piupiu sword with 100% accuracy for your a**s.