OOC - NO U

[The Thunder Tyrant]

*Listens to Everybody Wants to Rule the World.*  

[Damnatus]

Oh man. The Witcher 2 is looking so ******** badass.

Totally gonna be GOTY 2011.  

[Fengrading]

WHERE'S

Dessie. I need eye doctor advice. Also free glasses prescription.  

[Designated Hero]

Good timing.  

[Fengrading]

Can you write free prescriptions for glasses yet?

My eyes are retarded.  

[Designated Hero]

I can't.

I could tell you that you need glasses, but that you should probably see a professional first.

That's it.  

[Damnatus]

Chaplain Fenix

WHERE'S

Dessie. I need eye doctor advice. Also free glasses prescription.

HOW'S THAT FOIL COMING ALONG, FEN?

MMM-MMMH, GOTTA LOVE THAT THAR FACTORING.  

[Designated Hero]

Something something accounting.  

[Fengrading]

I can factor in all kinds of directions now. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll probably buy some shitty reading glasses and see if they work. Only really have problems trying to focus on tiny letters and s**t anyway. Stupid books.  

[Damnatus]

Chaplain Fenix

I can factor in all kinds of directions now. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll probably buy some shitty reading glasses and see if they work. Only really have problems trying to focus on tiny letters and s**t anyway. Stupid books.

Wait till you get to the Quadratic Equation.

Then you will know fear, my friend.

FEAR.  

[ragingtofu]

Just get out of the class by proving that math is a theory that doesn't have any basis and thus doesn't actually exist.  

[Designated Hero]

Assuming you have no problems with distance vision then yeah, readers are a pretty cheap temporary solution.

If you have problems at distance that could be problematic. Or...are you wearing any correction at all right now?  

[Fengrading]

I can see pretty well at distance. Just when I'm focusing on something up close like a book for an extended period of time and look up I can't see s**t and it takes a while for my eyes to readjust.  

[Rising Hourglass]

Damnatus

Chaplain Fenix

I can factor in all kinds of directions now. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll probably buy some shitty reading glasses and see if they work. Only really have problems trying to focus on tiny letters and s**t anyway. Stupid books.

Wait till you get to the Quadratic Equation.

Then you will know fear, my friend.

FEAR.

My algebra teacher in high school wrote the quadratic equation on his forehead because half the students in our class kept forgetting it.

I miss that ********.  

[Designated Hero]

I'd like to run some tests on you.