OOC - NO U

[Hi Im Reiko]

Yes, we will be rich. Me n' u.  

[Designated Hero]

On a previous topic: Laser surgery is pretty safe these days, especially stuff like LASIK.

I just won't recommend it because then I'll start losing patients.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Do Lasik, HERO.

I will lure my enemies there and then you pretend like you are going to perform Lasik.

Then switch with me when they aren't looking while I burn their eyes out of their heads.

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Also, WHO WANTS A LCD TV?!  

[Designated Hero]

I'm not...I'm not in the right school for that.

Unless you want to move to Oklahoma. Then sure, let's do that.  

[Fengrading]

Reiko, sometime in the next three years you have to buy a big house. Then let me move in.

Apparently some university in Georgia is the one of the only places to do my whole 4 year degree instead of just the two year degree.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Why a big house?

Why not... a condo? Or an apt?

I don't want to cut grass or clean gutters or any of that crap.

But I do want space to throw sexy parties.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

I love parties! Can I go?  

[Fengrading]

Whichever.

All the s**t I want to do is not in Oregon.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Liliana Mythos Judge

I love parties! Can I go?

I dunno... my parties might compromise your marriage.  

[Fengrading]

Reiko always parties with divorce attorneys.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Chaplain Fenix

Whichever.

All the s**t I want to do is not in Oregon.

Well come on down.

You can get a 9-5 or help me sell BIG FLAT SCREENS and knock off ipods/iphones.. and real blackberry phones.  

[Liliana Mythos Judge]

One of those parties that only bad girls are invited? sad  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Chaplain Fenix

Reiko always parties with divorce attorneys.

Yeah. That's new slang for uh.. loose women.  

[Hi Im Reiko]

Liliana Mythos Judge

One of those parties that only bad girls are invited? sad

Of course.

We don't want any goody-goodys with committed relationships killing our vibe.

BETTER START SWINGIN'.  

[Fengrading]

Mr Crawley

Yeah. That's new slang for uh.. loose women.

This is brilliant.

So what would 'qualified paralegal' be?