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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:10 pm
IWANTTOBUYTHESEJEWSHOWMUCHDOTHEYHOLOCAUST!!!!!!!!!! You're now a test subject in a laboratory where they perform horrible experiments on you. But they pay very well, but the experiments horribly disfigure you.
I wish I could afford the insurance for that car.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:38 pm
PING! You buy the insurance for that car. Unfortunately, since you didn't buy the car, you're paying for someone else's insurance. They find this out and decide not to sell you the car. You go to cancel the insurance, and it turns up you spelled your name wrong on the information sheet. They don't allow you to cancel it because you are not "Casey Racdliff" and they continue to take insurance money out of your bank account every month
I wish that I could make people explode with my mind
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:42 pm
Rackeetetrr!!!
You can make poeple explode with your mind, but it's uncontrollable. Everyone that is around you explodes sending blood and guts on you. Unfortunatley people have aids. You end up getting 272 different types of aids and die within minutes.
I wish I was out of school.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:33 pm
Kabluuiiie!
you get your wish but you now have to enter a world of hard labour and work. You barely make ends meet and your girlfriend is pregnant again!
I wish that I didn't have to work 9 days in a row.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:43 am
SHIPPYSHAPAAN! You don't have to work 9 days in a row... YOU HAVE TO WORK 10!!!
I wish that tattoos hurt a lot less
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:31 pm
Bersplaggitysploin!
Tattoos hurt a lot less, but now everyone has their entire bodies covered in tattoos even 100 year old 100lb ladies. It's no longer cool to get a tattoo, and people look more badass without them.
I wish I could go down to Bloomington to visit Fenderson this weekend.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:19 pm
ZIPLOCKBAGGIES!!! You can go visit said Fenderson... or at least you could... if he hadn't been abducted by aliens one hour before you got there
I wish I had the real Amittyville Toaster
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:51 pm
Zabamamafoo!!
You have a real Amittyville Toaster, but when you put in any grain product to toast, mentally handicapped people pop out. And they're not toasted at all.
I wish I was finally over this cold... -.-
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:27 pm
Shibbittty sham!!!
Your cold is gone in fact you are guaranteed to never get another cold ever again. That's because you have a C4 charge stuck up your "behind" and is set for 5 minutes,(man on fire reference,hehe) don't worry you will never have another cold.
I wish feelings were no longer apart of me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:53 am
((Oh? And why is that, Alex? Feel free to PM me the answer, if you even want to tell me why))
ZACKYOUKNOWTHATONEBLACKRANGERTHATEVERYONELIKEDBUTTHENHEGOTREPLACEDBYADAM
ANDTHEYALLTURNEDINTONINJAANDTHESHOWJUSTKINDARANDOWNHILLFROMTHERECAUSESOMEOF
THEOTHERSGOTREPLACEDTOOANDTHEMONSTERSGOTMORERETARDEDANDTHEPOWERRANGERSGOTMORE
RETARDEDANDTHEZORDSGOTMORERETARDEDANDNOWONLYSTUPIDLITTLEKIDSWHONEVERSAWTHEFIRST
EPISODESARETHEONLYONESWHOWATCHTHESHOW!!!
You no longer feel feelings. No more sadness. No more happiness. No more anger. You become a hollow shell of a human. As a result, nobody likes you anymore. You're too indifferent. You never do anything, you just sit at home and lie in bed. And the sad thing is, you don't care that none of your friends like you anymore. You're incapable of feeling sad about that. In fact, this is the worst wish I've ever seen, and yet you don't care that it's a horrible wish cause you can't feel anything. Let's see if you can still feel pain... twisted
I wish I had a crotch rocket. Not that bad kind, the motorcycle kind.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:23 pm
TAZER TAGG!!!
You have a croth rocket and it is so badass. You actually learn so quickly you learn bunches of tricks. One day your going 120 mph down the road, but you can do that since your so good at riding. However in an intense police chase against every cop in Indiana, a elderly man walks in front of you in the road. You hit him and splatter him and hit a tree. You fly into a bail of hay keeping you comppletly safe from harm. The cops shake your hand for killing the old man becuase he was so mean and smelly. Your in no trouble at all, howevr your awesome crotch rocket his destroyed. haha suck to be you.
I wish tea time was in America.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:41 am
POPPENFRESH! The genie misunderstands your wish and makes "tee" time here in America. From now on, America is the one and only place where golfing is legal. Hundreds more immigrants flock here just to play. Thanks a lot. More immigrants. And soon America becomes overcrowded. We are forced to invade Mexico and Canada in order to seize more land and spread the population out more. Since Mexico is now part of the U.S. then so are its citizens. They spread out more, filling our country, and all the disgusting foods of Canada wander down here, too, along with the damn Canadians.
I wish Alex hadn't made that wish
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:11 pm
RIPYOURSHIRTOFFINANGERONLYTOREALIZEYOUHAVETHOAND YOU GIGGLE!!!
I did not make that wish but I did wish for immigrants to come to our counrt and then what you said follows after that.
I wish I could look at my life and find out what is bothering me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:51 pm
IHAVENOCLUEWHATALEXJUSTSAID!!! You gain a unique ability, an ability that allows your soul to leave your body and access your physical being, both past and present, as if they were archives on a DVD. You find out EXACTLY what your problem is, and even go as far as to deduce a way to fix it. Unfortunately, you realize that you have no way to reconnect your soul to your body. You're stuck forever on the ethereal plain, watching your hollow shell body in a "coma" and are helpless as your friends watch over you, crying, until finally they pull the plug on you, cremate you, and finally your soul is released from Archivingtonzville and sent forth into Hell
I wish Alex weren't dead crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:50 pm
*ILIKEBEEFJERKYCAUSEIT'SMADEOFLITTLEWOMENIMEANACTUALLITTLEWOMENANDNOTTHEBOOKORSHITTYMOVIE!!!!*
Alex isn't dead he's undead. Great, thanks, Alex is a zombie.
I wish alex wasn't a zombie
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