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TheRealSirBayer (12:25:40 AM): These aren't third world kids, Shell.
TheRealSirBayer (12:25:44 AM): They're British psychopaths.
grahzny slovo (12:25:44 AM): You are an optimistic bufoon.

[01:45] Elesariin: ... "And then John was a zombie" ???
[01:45] NightmareDream14: A line from the greatest work of fiction ever written
[01:45] Elesariin: ... Which is?
[01:45] NightmareDream14: http://youarethedemons.com/
[01:46] Elesariin: ... Words fail me.
[01:46] NightmareDream14: That'll happen.

NightmareDream14: (3:12:38 AM) So what's the picture of?
Elesariin: (3:12:54 AM) ... flowers.
Elesariin: (3:12:59 AM) Sort of cherry blossoms.
Elesariin: (3:13:05 AM) They aren't based on anything.
NightmareDream14: (3:13:08 AM) Dawww. How supremely cute and feminine.
Elesariin: (3:13:27 AM) ... And now I will tear your throat out with my bare hands.
NightmareDream14: (3:14:11 AM) Dawww, how supremely exaggerated and masculine.
Elesariin: (3:14:11 AM) I'll be right back.
NightmareDream14: (3:14:25 AM) Also, Explination boxes? Explination?
Elesariin: (3:14:25 AM) Sorry.
Elesariin: (3:14:34 AM) Oh.
NightmareDream14: (3:14:37 AM) SPLINE
Elesariin: (3:14:38 AM) Deadpool.
NightmareDream14: (3:14:38 AM) biggrin
NightmareDream14: (3:14:53 AM) (Explanation)
Elesariin: (3:14:57 AM) I did.
Elesariin: (3:14:59 AM) Deadpool.
Elesariin: (3:16:29 AM) Also, carnivorous cherry blossoms.
Elesariin: (3:16:36 AM) Grar.
Elesariin: (3:16:57 AM) ... Are you even there anymore?
Elesariin: (3:17:05 AM) Why does it say that you're still in the shower?
NightmareDream14: (3:17:15 AM) Expl*i*nation?
Elesariin: (3:17:25 AM) ...?
Elesariin: (3:17:28 AM) Explain.
NightmareDream14: (3:18:52 AM) But that's what Explanation Boxes are for.
Elesariin: (3:19:00 AM) Yes.
NightmareDream14: (3:19:03 AM) What do Explination boxes do?
Elesariin: (3:19:12 AM) ... Explain?
NightmareDream14: (3:19:21 AM) ARE YOU LEAVING THAT A AS AN I JUST TO FRUSTRATE ME!? crying
Elesariin: (3:19:29 AM) Yes.
NightmareDream14: (3:20:00 AM) D:
Elesariin: (3:20:03 AM) Is that even a question?
Elesariin: (3:20:07 AM) Come on, Alex.
NightmareDream14: (3:20:25 AM) crying
Elesariin: (3:20:27 AM) ^_^
NightmareDream14: (3:20:36 AM) T crying T
Elesariin: (3:20:44 AM) XD
Elesariin: (3:20:52 AM)
Elesariin: (3:21:59 AM) Oh, are you being sullen, now?
Elesariin: (3:22:13 AM) It won't work.
Elesariin: (3:22:35 AM) Joe is the king of sullen, and he can't manage it for more than a second or two.
Elesariin: (3:22:47 AM) I'm just too adorable!!!
Elesariin: (3:22:49 AM) ...
Elesariin: (3:22:50 AM) >>
Elesariin: (3:22:52 AM) <<
Elesariin: (3:23:03 AM) And carnivorous.
Elesariin: (3:23:13 AM) Lest we forget.
NightmareDream14: (3:23:15 AM) TT crying TT
NightmareDream14: (3:23:23 AM) I AM CRYING SO MUCH I HAVE GROWN ADDITIONAL EYES FOR MORE CRYING
Elesariin: (3:23:34 AM) roflmao
Elesariin: (3:23:50 AM) Don't cry, Alex!
Elesariin: (3:24:07 AM) I might have to post this entire conversation in the 27 forum!

JokermanEXE: (1:08:16 PM) HEY GUESS WHAT?!
Elesariin: (1:08:23 PM) WHAT?!
JokermanEXE: (1:08:38 PM) NATIVE AND I ARE GOING TO A SEX SHOP LATER
JokermanEXE: (1:08:40 PM) TOGETHER
Elesariin: (1:08:49 PM) >>

[22:17] NightmareDream14: http://x04.xanga.com/115e4547c8631251265520/z186168117.png
[22:19] grahzny slovo: *doesn't get it*
[22:20] NightmareDream14: I'm not gonna Raichu a love song?
[22:20] grahzny slovo: I thought that was it. *still doesn't get it*
[22:20] NightmareDream14: Never mind....
[22:20] grahzny slovo: Is rating love songs a thing?
[22:21] NightmareDream14: ... What?
[22:21] grahzny slovo: I DON'T GET IT ._.
[22:22] NightmareDream14: ....
[22:22] NightmareDream14: "I'm not gonna write you a love song"?
[22:22] grahzny slovo: Oh.
[22:23] grahzny slovo: I was interpreting "Raichu" at "rate you" (or "ratechoo").
[22:23] grahzny slovo: Fail. Epic Fail. Fail.
[22:23] NightmareDream14: XD
[22:23] NightmareDream14: IM thread time
[22:24] grahzny slovo: Oh, ******** XD

JokermanEXE: (2:10:13 AM) Are you...calling me a girl?
Elesariin: (2:10:19 AM) ... NO?
Elesariin: (2:10:24 AM) How did you even get that?
JokermanEXE: (2:10:36 AM) Well, since I can't tell your tone through IM
JokermanEXE: (2:10:42 AM) It can be taken that way, if you try.
JokermanEXE: (2:10:48 AM) Also, I am beyond tired.
Elesariin: (2:10:54 AM) If I call you a girl, I promise that you will know.
Elesariin: (2:10:59 AM) It will be very, very obvious.
JokermanEXE: (2:11:06 AM) Fair enough.
Elesariin: (2:11:13 AM) Hey, Joe?
JokermanEXE: (2:11:17 AM) Yes love?
Elesariin: (2:11:20 AM) You're a girl.

[21:14] Elesariin: ...
[21:14] Elesariin: Hmmm....
[21:14] Elesariin: So...
[21:14] Elesariin: Still hypothetically speaking...
[21:15] NightmareDream14: "Could I also have sex with the Michael Weston expy?" XD
[21:15] Elesariin: What type of character would have the most impact as things stand?
[21:15] Elesariin: ... No.
[21:15] Elesariin: NO.
[21:15] NightmareDream14: razz
[21:15] Elesariin: ...Yes...
[21:15] Elesariin: But no.
[21:15] Elesariin: I'm not a fan girl.
[21:15] Elesariin: I'M NOT DAMMIT!!! crying
[21:15] NightmareDream14: I think I could arguably be called a Fiona fanboy.
[21:16] NightmareDream14: :I There's no shame in it if they're Burn Notice characters
[21:16] Elesariin: I guess not...
[21:16] Elesariin: Since they're realistic.
[21:16] NightmareDream14: And hot.
[21:16] Elesariin: And AWESOME.
[21:16] NightmareDream14: YESSS

[00:23] TheRealSirBayer: You said it once
[00:23] TheRealSirBayer: Who the hell is Lady Gaga anyway?
[00:23] TheRealSirBayer: She has a p***s or something?
[00:23] NightmareDream14: Uh.
[00:24] TheRealSirBayer: She's a tranvestite?
[00:24] TheRealSirBayer: That's a real shame.
[00:24] NightmareDream14: I'm going to quote an interview
[00:25] NightmareDream14: "Well, actually, I do have a great big donkey-d**k."
[00:25] NightmareDream14: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYr_DZSOdkk
[00:25] TheRealSirBayer: ...what
[00:25] TheRealSirBayer: So either she was tripping balls or she's admitting to having a p***s.
[00:25] NightmareDream14: Right around 0:50
[00:25] NightmareDream14: Ah wait
[00:25] TheRealSirBayer: *sigh* I'll ahve to watch it tomorrow
[00:25] TheRealSirBayer: I need some sleeeeeeep
[00:25] NightmareDream14: "Well, ah, I do have a really big donkey d**k"
[00:26] TheRealSirBayer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gaga_on_Fame_Ball1.jpg
[00:26] TheRealSirBayer: Bullshit, she couldn't hide it in that
[00:26] TheRealSirBayer: >_>
[00:26] NightmareDream14: Hard work and dedication
[00:26] TheRealSirBayer: ...what